The Stripper With A Bad Case Of Bacne

SlickSpic
So your brother Slick was at the sc last night and this newish and young looking dancer gives me a Detroit Handshake then sits on my lap. I was thinking, I like this. Newbie is hip to the game.

I took in her body, head to toe and all looked a ok. That's when, while running my hand down her back, I felt then saw what was Pimple City. This chiquita had some major bacne. It was hard to tell in that strip club lighting if they were blackheads, whiteheads or both.

I like popping pimples and was tempted to take her into the VIP so I could zap them zits. I didn't though. She might not have taken my joy in popping pimples in the right spirit. Oh well. That would've been some expensive zit zapping.

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grand1511
11 years ago
Too bad you can't read Braille!
toysales
11 years ago
Not judging you but thats just nasty. LoL
minnow
11 years ago
Slick: Are you sure they were zits? On 2 different dancers in recent years, I've seen embedded/studded jewelry on their backs- a dozen pieces or more. On 2 other dancers, I've seen a single pierced jewel in the spine/small of her back area. You might have been popping some pricey jewelry there, Slick.
Alucard
11 years ago
"I like popping pimples and was tempted to take her into the VIP so I could zap them zits"

I know a dancer who is like that. DRIVES me crazy. LOL
Papi_Chulo
11 years ago
I hate having anyone pop one of my pimples – sounds like it could also be potentially unhealthy (leaving perhaps a bit of an open wound)?
shadowcat
11 years ago
Nothing worse than when she bends over to give you a good shot at her beaver and her ass is covered with pimples.
gawker
11 years ago
All right, I'll ask: What's a Detroit Handshake?
SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Gawker-When a dancer sits or stands next to you, places her hand on your inner thigh, and proceeds to introduce herself to Mr. Happy.
Clubber
11 years ago
One word...

YUCK!
rockie
11 years ago
Same as the Providence handshake!
SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Minnow-They're pimples.
georgmicrodong
11 years ago
OK, the back full of zits is bad enough, but *popping* them? That's enough to make me throw up in my mouth a little.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Popping pimples is fun. When you get a whitehead and you have to squeeze and it takes a second before it erupts like Krakatoa. Then it splatters all over the mirror. That's a good pop.
skibum609
11 years ago
Meth addict.
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