So your brother Slick was at the sc last night and this newish and young looking dancer gives me a Detroit Handshake then sits on my lap. I was thinking, I like this. Newbie is hip to the game.
I took in her body, head to toe and all looked a ok. That's when, while running my hand down her back, I felt then saw what was Pimple City. This chiquita had some major bacne. It was hard to tell in that strip club lighting if they were blackheads, whiteheads or both.
I like popping pimples and was tempted to take her into the VIP so I could zap them zits. I didn't though. She might not have taken my joy in popping pimples in the right spirit. Oh well. That would've been some expensive zit zapping.
Too bad you can't read Braille!