Face Palm
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Met a new girl last night. Pretty, slim without being too skinny, boobs and butt in proportion, long dark hair, sexy eyes. Checks in at the top of the scale in nearly all my criteria for being a "very pretty" girl.
In addition, she doesn't mind at all when I play with her boobs and pussy during a lap dance, so I pop the question about VIP, and she says "yeah, I'll do that. 60 for BJ, 100 for sex". So I take her back and she performs like a champ, not even slowing down when I cum.
So then I ask her a variant of my usual "How do you feel about not sharing with the club, and meeting me somewhere else after your shift?"
"No, I don't do that. I don't want to be a prostitute."
It was all I could do not to laugh in her face...
In addition, she doesn't mind at all when I play with her boobs and pussy during a lap dance, so I pop the question about VIP, and she says "yeah, I'll do that. 60 for BJ, 100 for sex". So I take her back and she performs like a champ, not even slowing down when I cum.
So then I ask her a variant of my usual "How do you feel about not sharing with the club, and meeting me somewhere else after your shift?"
"No, I don't do that. I don't want to be a prostitute."
It was all I could do not to laugh in her face...
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"it depends on what your definition of 'is' is" situations ;)