I need a little help in Florida

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• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Nothing within close driving distance. To find a few decent clubs, you will need to drive about 60-70 or so minutes west to E. Tampa or east to the Cape Canaveral area. The good news is that the trek from Disney to E. Tampa is generally open road (at least once you clear the Disney area) without a big downtown to drive through.
  
  I hope you are not planning to slip out to a club during a family vacation. Some things should be sacred and I would put family vacations squarely in that category.
  
  Good luck.
• BilliD

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  11 years ago

  ^^
  no not a family vacation. I will be at a conference by myself at a hotel near disney. just looking for a good way to pass the evenings.
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  I can't speak for CCB, but Orlando being a Siberian wasteland for contact stripclubs,a drive to Tampa will be worthwhile. Be mindful that nude clubs in Tampa area are non-alcohol juice bars, with topless/pastie clubs serving alcohol. If your time is limited, Deju Vu and Gold Club would be 2 closest ones. Some good ones on Dale Mabry require you to negotiate downtown traffic, which between rush hour and/or construction zones downtown can be a pita.(But no worse than Disney peak traffic.)
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Minnow posted: "Deju Vu and Gold Club would be 2 closest ones."
  
  Agreed, along with Emperor, which is on that same stretch. I have never been to Deja Vu in Tampa, but Gold Club can be a decently fun place with takeout options and Emperor is definitely the place for extra services, though you will give up a lot on the quality front as those girls don't generally top a 6.
  
  A lot of the serious area mongers talk a lot about Scarlett on Ybor, which can also be hit without going through downtown. It is a full nude juice bar where, supposedly, many guys have had good nights, but recent reports also make it clear that YMMV.
  
  Bill, I'm sure that you can take it from here. Tuscl has good mapping features once you focus in on an area, so you should be able to find, and then read the reviews of, each of the most accessible Tampa and CC area clubs.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  Out to the west Tampa has good options including the well known Mons Venus.
  
  Out to the east you have Inner Room and Lido Cabaret – IR has $10 lappers with good 2-way contact and Lido is supposed to have some pretty good looking dancers and $20 lappers I believe.
  
  The east coast clubs are probably a shorter drive although Tampa has more options.
  
  Personally; I would stay in my hotel room and smack the monkey while watching porn than waste my $$$ in an Orlando SC.
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  BTW – with respect to the Inner Room; it seems many prefer it during the afternoons as the club seems to turn a bit more thuggish at night – but if you can’t make it an afternoon visit to the IR; then a night visit is still better than Orlando.
• wasted

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  11 years ago

  The clubs in Orlando are absolutely not worth a visit. If you don't want to drive an hour just give up on stripclub activity.
  
  If you're willing to drive I'd recommend going to Tampa from the Disney/Buena Vista area. You're already staying southwest of Orlando in that general direction and if you look at reviews on here there are many, many clubs in Tampa Bay so lots of options.
  
  Driving east through Orlando all the way over to Brevard County, clubs like Inner Room are more focused on bargains with a blue collar clientele than the Tampa clubs. Good for your budget, but if you aren't a regular or looking for extras you may be a bit disappointed overall compared to Tampa.
  
  Don't waste your money in Orlando.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  Papi is correct. Head west young man, head west.
• dallas702

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  11 years ago

  Prior posters are very correct that Tampa clubs are your best bet for hor dancers and better mileage (read the reviews). If you just want very good contact dances at a great price, set your GPS for the Inner Room in Coco Beach (east coast). The Inner Room has little privacy, lappers are done slightly on elevated benches along the east walls in plain view. But the dances are just $10, many of the ladies allow surprisingly liberal contact, stick shifting in common and take out is available.
• steve3000

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  11 years ago

  Anyone remember the $5 lapdances at the Inner Room and Teasers (now Lido's)? Good times. I don't miss much about living in (that part of) FL, but I do miss that.
• skibum609

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  11 years ago

  I recall $5 laps and the uproar when they first went to $6.00. Even the Inner Room II was still ok back then.
• steve3000

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  11 years ago

  Yep, I recall some good times at IRII, also. And also thinking, "Wow, I just spent $100 on lap dances". 20 lap dances.....
  
  As for the original topic - Except for a visit 5 years ago, my FL info is ancient. Even 5 years is a long time.... But I say, the east coast can be fun, but Tampa is the place. Mons and 2001 are famous!
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Don't forget to drink some cold and refreshing, Colt .45.