Everlasting Gobstopper, My Ass!
Hey, fuck you Willy Wonka. Not only is your Gobstopper not Everlasting, I crack them sons of bitches right quick. I got a kitchen table full of wrappers and these thangs don't last long.
How can they be jawbreakers when my jaw easily breaks them?
Hey Wonka. How bout you hook it up with some Oompa Loompa punani. Greedy bastard.
How can they be jawbreakers when my jaw easily breaks them?
Hey Wonka. How bout you hook it up with some Oompa Loompa punani. Greedy bastard.
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Unfortunately, another branch of the federal goverment has sued the candy companies under the Truth in Advertising Act, and are trying to force the candy companies to rename the flavorful balls "Law Pillows".
The above is the total truth. You can trust me! ;-D
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie