Why did God give women a vagina?
- To help them grip the broom more tightly
- So men would talk to them
- Because the Flesh Light hadn't been invented yet
- To give them a purpose in life
- Because sometimes your hand gets tired
- So the skunk wouldn't always be the worst smelling thing on earth
- So men would have something to do during commercials
- To provide a safer orifice during the teen years when they wear braces

