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African Esscargo !

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I aint buzzin bout dem frensh snaills dem frensh womenz dont evn chave der legs n undaarmz im talkn bout da bigazz bootay sistaz ! U eva been high on skunkweed n maddog in da vip with a big bootay sista n she duz dat trik wear she putz her sholders on yo thighs n backflips her pussy rite unda yo chin and da stank is strongr than dat skunkweed u be smokn n u can rest yo chin in her azz crack and lick her taint n puzzy ! Bros dats good eatn n u aint getn it in no gayazz frensh restrant !

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None u bitchez like stank african esscargo ?

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Doun nede no stinkn eeboniks !

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High school was hard for me.

But one day I got an easy homework assignment. All i had to do was put each of the following vocabulary words in a sentence.

  1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

  2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.

  3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.

  4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.

  5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.

  6. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

  7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.

  8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.

  9. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI.

  10. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

  11. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.

  12. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.

  13. HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.

  14. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.

  15. HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?

  16. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.

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