Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne
68 Cecil St South Melbourne VIC 3205 Australia

It's a fairly small club, but...

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opieant
Mar 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

It's a fairly small club, but the staff do a good job of distracting you from the size. The place has the feel of a nightclub integrated with a strip joint. Hang around the bar and a dancer will come up to you, make a little small talk and then offer you a dance, without fail. Each dancer is different and you get a different experience with each one, which is part of what makes the club great. As most reviews have already indicated, it's a touching club, so everything above the waist is pretty much fair game, but like I said, different dancers give you different experiences. That's not to say some will let you go below the belt, they won't, but some are a little more touchy feely than others. The private room is fairly small, but if you're not terribly self-conscious and/or can block out a bunch of sleazy guys sitting around you, you'll have a good time. Besides, it gives you a chance to check out the other dancers, see what they're about, and what kind of experience you'll have with them. I guess it's almost like a preview. Security seemed to be pretty reasonable and as long as you don't act like a dickhead, you'll be okay. They're strict but fair. Don't go below the belt and you won't have to deal with them after you pay you cover charge.

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