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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one since that one was working fine?
Website: You must get a new one since they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one, as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: Ok, "roses."
Website: Sorry, you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Website: You cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Website: You must use additional letters.
User: 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: You must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: You must use additional letters.
User:
1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one since that one was working fine?
Website: You must get a new one since they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one, as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: Ok, "roses."
Website: Sorry, you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Website: You cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Website: You must use additional letters.
User: 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: You must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: You must use additional letters.
User:
1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.
13 comments
Funny! Among other things, your sense of humor is one thing I like about you. Who else would make an XXX rated Christmas CD?
Guess I need to get to Atlanta sometime. Doubt we would ever hook up at PP again.
Not sure how he could have done it, but of course all the "Website" dialogue would have to be with an Indian accent.