Been there?
User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one since that one was working fine?
Website: You must get a new one since they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one, as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: Ok, "roses."
Website: Sorry, you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Website: you must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Website: You cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Website: You must use additional letters.
User: 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: You must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: You must use additional letters.
User:
1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.
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last commentLmfaooo
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Moral: Don't fuck with the shadowcat.
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Fuck!ng_pr3tty_r0ses, passphrases aren't that hard
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That is funny
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passwords must die!
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Ban all passwords!
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There's been password security breaches with FB and Yahoo, so they have made people change passwords. It's a PITA yes, but people get your password and try it on banks, credit cards, etc. and if you're like me you use the same pw for multiple sites. I now have my bank pw unique, as is my Paypal and credit card stuff.
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Funny! Among other things, your sense of humor is one thing I like about you. Who else would make an XXX rated Christmas CD?
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Funny, but all too true.
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I use keepass keepass.info a lock box for passwords. So I have an individual password for everything. Good for Windoze, Mac, and Android phones.
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Thanks Clubber - My latest CD is "strip club" and is also a hit.
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sc,
Guess I need to get to Atlanta sometime. Doubt we would ever hook up at PP again.
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RE: shadow's joke
Not sure how he could have done it, but of course all the "Website" dialogue would have to be with an Indian accent.
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