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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?

Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one since that one was working fine?

Website: You must get a new one since they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one, as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: Ok, "roses."

Website: Sorry, you must use more letters.

User: pretty roses

Website: you must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose

Website: You cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose

Website: You must use additional letters.

User: 1fuckingprettyrose

Website: You must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose

Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1Fuckingprettyrose

Website: You must use additional letters.

User:



1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.

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Tootsie22
11 years ago
Lmfaooo
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VeryBigDawg
11 years ago
Moral: Don't fuck with the shadowcat.
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carl95
11 years ago
Fuck!ng_pr3tty_r0ses, passphrases aren't that hard
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
That is funny
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Dougster
11 years ago
passwords must die!
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motorhead
11 years ago
Ban all passwords!
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rockstar666
11 years ago
There's been password security breaches with FB and Yahoo, so they have made people change passwords. It's a PITA yes, but people get your password and try it on banks, credit cards, etc. and if you're like me you use the same pw for multiple sites. I now have my bank pw unique, as is my Paypal and credit card stuff.
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Clubber
11 years ago
sc,

Funny! Among other things, your sense of humor is one thing I like about you. Who else would make an XXX rated Christmas CD?
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SuperDude
11 years ago
Funny, but all too true.
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deogol
11 years ago
I use keepass http://keepass.info/ a lock box for passwords. So I have an individual password for everything. Good for Windoze, Mac, and Android phones.
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shadowcat
11 years ago
Thanks Clubber - My latest CD is "strip club" and is also a hit.
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Clubber
11 years ago
sc,

Guess I need to get to Atlanta sometime. Doubt we would ever hook up at PP again.
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Clubber
11 years ago
RE: shadow's joke

Not sure how he could have done it, but of course all the "Website" dialogue would have to be with an Indian accent.
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