Wut if ?

Wut wood u do if u wuz in da vip wit sum fine hunny n she be givn u sum grate head and u wuz talkn yea baby I be goin passd cloud 9 now ley on da couch ima goona ass fuk u an rite den da poolice swat cumz in wit ther uzis n stuff n dey gots u pushed up again da wall wit yo pants down n u b thinkn maybe one ov dem fuckas iz gay n wantz to stick hiz finga up yo azz or dry hump u n hiz budys r jes gona stand round n watch n laugh at yo po azz ?