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Anyone know how to find a lizard in your house?

It's hot as hell outside and the stupid thing snuck inside. Last saw it in my living room under the sofa.

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mikeya02

Leave the front door open, they like the sun. It should leave.

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sharkhunter

It's getting dark. oh well. Hopefully I don't step on it and hopefully it doesn't get in bed with me. At least this time it's a small lizard instead of a big one like the last time. I hope that big one didn't lay eggs inside my house somewhere.

I think the lizard wanted out of the heat because my house is dark inside.

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just_the_nuts

Thats a good idea if you want snakes inside your house mikea

Shark just deal with the fact you have a new dependent to file on your taxes

You probably should go buy the lil guy some food

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sharkhunter

I guess I now have all natural bug control.

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sharkhunter

Hopefully it shows up so I can get it back outside. I wouldn't mind if it found the spider that bit me the other night and ate that.

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Clackport

I hope I don't have to deal with this shit in Phoenix.

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mikeya02

Nuts, you're right. I forgot you live in "Deliverance" country.

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sharkhunter

When one of my sisters lived in Hawaii, she had geckos I think she called them that ran up the walls and all around the house. Little lizards that ate bugs. Apparently she had enough insects in her house to feed the lizards. The lizard in my house will likely die unless I eventually find it.

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just_the_nuts

Mikea lol

Shark part one: lol yea organic bug controll

Shark part two : i bet your sis saved a lot of money on car insurance lmfao

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mikeya02

^^^ good one

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crazyjoe

Check your pants

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sharkhunter

She probably did. lol
In fact my brother in law at the time told me a funny story, her husband at the time.
They had a car with a dead battery in front of their house. A thief tried to steal it. The thief had Trouble. Dead battery. lol. The thief went and got a battery and put it in. Apparently he almost got caught because he ran off but my relatives got a free battery installed by a thief. All this on a military base in Oahu. My brother in law is now an ex. He met a girl in Antartica.

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dallas702

If the lizard is named Larry, just hand a mirror globe and play disco. It will come out dancing. (I know, dated). Otherwise you could borrow my SO's spaniel - he loves to track, chase and catch and eat lizards. Or perhaps someone nearer to you has a lizard lovin' cat or dog.

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sharkhunter

I think I prefer the lizard over a cat or dog.
If I see the lizard on the front of my car going to work with me, I wonder if that could be a sign I'm going to get less expensive insurance? :)

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seaboardrr

Probably the only way to catch it is get a trap and put a hot rock in it.

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just_the_nuts

I wonder if that could be a sign I'm going to get less expensive insurance? :)

Most likely lol

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sharkhunter

a relative down the street from once had a green lizard hop on the front of the vehicle. It hid behind the grill and took a trip to Walmart with us. It may have come back.
I like the green lizards better than the black or red skink lizards. apparently I accidentally created a habitat lizards like out in my yard. I want to keep them outside though.

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jackslash

I used to see green lizards and geckos when I lived in San Antonio. The reptiles liked to congregate on the fountain outside my breakfast nook, and so I got to see them almost every morning. I tried to keep them outside, but they found their way in pretty often. They did not cause any harm.

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bubba267

Call Geiko and tell them to come pick up their drunk mascot....

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motorhead

GPS tracking tag

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shadowcat

Some day when you are moving the sofa, you'll find it.

Many years ago, I checked into a hotel in Puerto Vallarta, MX. Had to share my room with an 8 inch iguana.

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rockstar666

Lizards in the house was normal when I was in Thailand. You get used to it.

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chandler

Try grabbing a net and saying loudly, "Boy, I sure wish someone could tell me how to save a bunch of money on my car insurance."

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