Hypothetical situation questions

Women lie. They may say they are stripper friendly and then suddenly shit hits the fan

Because Vanna raised the price of vowels

D would lie about G because C would want a 3some or watch. Yeah, We all thought about it.

If C likes fucking D, he should keep his mouth shut. biggest thing here is to remember what type of relationship this is physical, You throw love in there and yeah, shit is probably going to hit the fan.

What grade of Middle School is this story from?

Why does this feel so much like algebra?

R u friends with RBD? Sounds like an RBD story.

JS, in my experience, most strippers have SOs and most of them lie about it to customers. Some guys get weird about the thought of doing XYZ with a stripper who is attached, kinda' like what you're doing now. It's also a face saving lie for strippers who don't want others to know that they are fucking for money while they have SOs at home.

All you're going to accomplish by digging into the relationship status of strippers is to create awkwardness. Who cares if they are attached or not? It shouldn't matter because romance should not be your goal anyway - only morons fall in love with strippers. If I were you I would let it go and continue to enjoy her until it is time to replace her for the next fun contestant.

Yeah, strippers lying about their relationship status is second nature.

It's much easier to have a standard set of lies than have to keep track of which customers know what.

Bottom line, who cares? "She's ugly and low mileage, but damn she's honest!" - said no PL ever.

She's a stripper so much of what comes out is a lie. But C should just keep fucking D and forget about G.

Id say C likes D more than hed like to admit, because if he was just using her for sex likr he implies then this issue wouldnt have even been brought up.

every single woman i have ever dealt with in a secretive sexual relationship has lied to me. i expect it, and i can accept it. what i hate though is when you call them out on it and they still lie instead of fessing up. drives me nuts.

D, if you confront C about this it could turn out to be a relationship killer and i am guessing you dont want that to happen so just ignore it. better thats its a girl instead of a man thats her "partner"

like usual fucking android keyboard makes me look like a retard

Thanks to those who gave serious and helpful answers.

So is this hypothetically about the DS or another hypothetical dancer, hypotheically?

James by definition a hypothetical question does not involve real people.

So the answer is yes?

E=MC2 ?

Too much algebra with the letters going on in the original post for me to keep up with. lol:

My head just exploded

If it's not about real people this is a boring hypothetical. Sorry, in 2015 lesbian girlfriend barely moves the needle.

JS69, You know I like you dude... but for fuck's sake, please return to your Penthouse Forum writing and leave Dear Abby and Cosmo in the bottom bathroom cabinet next to the tampon box.

Bubba, might be cause you've got no teeth, but that's funny. Point noted. Sorry.

LOL.....

BTW.... I still got most my teeth...they just a little tabacky juice stained in the photo.

"JS69, You know I like you dude... but for fuck's sake, please return to your Penthouse Forum writing and leave Dear Abby and Cosmo in the bottom bathroom cabinet next to the tampon box."

Brilliant!