Hypothetical situation questions

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high

Dancer D and customer C meet and start regular ITC extras relationship. They eventually do OTC sometimes to supplement their ITC activities. Both are single, no SO. Then D gets a live in girlfriend G. G is dancer friendly and does not mind C/D relationship cause she knows that D needs the $. But D lies repeatedly to C to hide G. C is not pathetically in love with D or anything like that. D has no need to lie to C about G to maintain the C/D relationship. C finds out about G from a reliable third party.

Questions: 1) why would D feel the need to lie about G, 2) what should C do. He could tell D that he knows about G so quit lying cause it's no big deal, or he could just keep playing along knowing that D is lying repeatedly, or he could dump D but he doesn't want to do that cause she's otherwise a good provider.

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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Women lie. They may say they are stripper friendly and then suddenly shit hits the fan
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motorhead
10 years ago
Because Vanna raised the price of vowels
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MrBater2010
10 years ago
D would lie about G because C would want a 3some or watch. Yeah, We all thought about it.

If C likes fucking D, he should keep his mouth shut. biggest thing here is to remember what type of relationship this is physical, You throw love in there and yeah, shit is probably going to hit the fan.
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bvino
10 years ago
What grade of Middle School is this story from?
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grand1511
10 years ago
Why does this feel so much like algebra?
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Mate27
10 years ago
R u friends with RBD? Sounds like an RBD story.
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rickdugan
10 years ago
JS, in my experience, most strippers have SOs and most of them lie about it to customers. Some guys get weird about the thought of doing XYZ with a stripper who is attached, kinda' like what you're doing now. It's also a face saving lie for strippers who don't want others to know that they are fucking for money while they have SOs at home.

All you're going to accomplish by digging into the relationship status of strippers is to create awkwardness. Who cares if they are attached or not? It shouldn't matter because romance should not be your goal anyway - only morons fall in love with strippers. If I were you I would let it go and continue to enjoy her until it is time to replace her for the next fun contestant.
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JamesSD
10 years ago
Yeah, strippers lying about their relationship status is second nature.

It's much easier to have a standard set of lies than have to keep track of which customers know what.

Bottom line, who cares? "She's ugly and low mileage, but damn she's honest!" - said no PL ever.
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rh48hr
10 years ago
She's a stripper so much of what comes out is a lie. But C should just keep fucking D and forget about G.
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shailynn
10 years ago
Id say C likes D more than hed like to admit, because if he was just using her for sex likr he implies then this issue wouldnt have even been brought up.

every single woman i have ever dealt with in a secretive sexual relationship has lied to me. i expect it, and i can accept it. what i hate though is when you call them out on it and they still lie instead of fessing up. drives me nuts.

D, if you confront C about this it could turn out to be a relationship killer and i am guessing you dont want that to happen so just ignore it. better thats its a girl instead of a man thats her "partner"
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shailynn
10 years ago
like usual fucking android keyboard makes me look like a retard
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Thanks to those who gave serious and helpful answers.
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JamesSD
10 years ago
So is this hypothetically about the DS or another hypothetical dancer, hypotheically?
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
James by definition a hypothetical question does not involve real people.
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chandler
10 years ago
So the answer is yes?
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warhawks
10 years ago

E=MC2 ?

Too much algebra with the letters going on in the original post for me to keep up with. lol:
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seaboardrr
10 years ago
My head just exploded
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JamesSD
10 years ago
If it's not about real people this is a boring hypothetical. Sorry, in 2015 lesbian girlfriend barely moves the needle.
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bubba267
10 years ago
JS69, You know I like you dude... but for fuck's sake, please return to your Penthouse Forum writing and leave Dear Abby and Cosmo in the bottom bathroom cabinet next to the tampon box.
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Bubba, might be cause you've got no teeth, but that's funny. Point noted. Sorry.
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bubba267
10 years ago
LOL.....
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bubba267
10 years ago
BTW.... I still got most my teeth...they just a little tabacky juice stained in the photo.
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4got2wipe
10 years ago
"JS69, You know I like you dude... but for fuck's sake, please return to your Penthouse Forum writing and leave Dear Abby and Cosmo in the bottom bathroom cabinet next to the tampon box."

Brilliant!
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