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Shit Tricks

just_the_nuts
If you want to freak out your girlfriend, just eat lots and lots of cooked beets. The more the better. Then your shit will be red and will turn the water red like a red tea bag. Just leave it in there without flushing and when your girlfriend sees it you will freak you. She may think you have colon cancer or some other major health issue. Just let her in on the joke before she starts making appointments at the doctor.

12 comments

  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Do you do this on your sports bike?
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Lol. Im going to try this one
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    You learn something new every day on tuscl
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    You two should take a gander at the sports bike thread...lol
  • MrBater2010
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    9 years ago
    The day I have a g/f worried about what I am shitting is the day I get married.
  • just_the_nuts
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    9 years ago
    Lol
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    I am eating beets right now
  • just_the_nuts
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    9 years ago
    I bet u r
  • just_the_nuts
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    9 years ago
    Lol rech
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
  • seaboardrr
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    9 years ago
    If you don't like beets just eat some colored buttercream icing. That stuff doesn't break down in the body. Comes out the same color it went in. Mrs sea is an expert cake maker. Very first cake she made i shit neon green and scared the hell out of myself.
  • just_the_nuts
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    9 years ago
    Lol
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