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Like Ranukam, I have a dilemma

shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I moved a few months ago and I now how a mother and daughter living right next door and no man around. I can't decide which one to go after. The daughter is 10 years younger than me and the mother is 10 years older than me. Which way would you go. BTW I'm 73 if that makes any difference.

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Clackport

Lol.

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metaldude

What, no grand daughter? or maybe even great-grand daughter.

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warhawks

An 83 and a 63 year old?

Good God. Just go to the strip club and get a nice tight 23 year old.... You'll be happier in the long run.

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mikeya02

Tell them you miss home cooked meals.

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Lone_Wolf

Lol. Go for the mother. Nothing beats experience.

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just_the_nuts

Knock the dust of dem pussies

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seaboardrr

I foresee a mother/daughter combo. Best possibility may be splitting time between them. When I'm 73 I guess I'll have this issue too. Is she 83 but looks like she's 43 maybe? Lol

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MrBater2010

Ya'll need to stop.. My Dad is in a senior living place. He wonders why I call before coming over. I told him once.. I didn't want to see anything I shouldn't

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Jackmd

Go for the 83 year old first. If she takes her teeth out before giving a blowjob, the daughter probably had dental issues too. Than just wear yourself into an earily grave. It's a lot better way to go than heart desease or cancer. Death by blowjob.

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Smith1177

lol @ i am 73 by the way...Bruh

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VeryBigDawg

Shadow, I could be wrong on this but BUILD 8' electrified barb-wired fence immediately to keep them out. .... Oh, that is Trump's campaign slogan. lol!

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bubba267

Shadow... one of us is getting senile. You already asked this question of us... or maybe it was just me. The answer is simple. Have them stand nude side by side. Whoever's tits hang lowest you bang first. She may not make until the next opportunity arises. You let the other one know she's next.

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shadowcat

bubba -It's probably me. Ranukam just shook my memory loose.

Lots of good advice guys. Thanks.

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tumblingdice

Bubba,the girls at the PP tell me that Cat has lost his fucking mind.Scat prepare for your final exam,read the Bible.

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bubba267

Funny stuff... Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that

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