Like Ranukam, I have a dilemma

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I moved a few months ago and I now how a mother and daughter living right next door and no man around. I can't decide which one to go after. The daughter is 10 years younger than me and the mother is 10 years older than me. Which way would you go. BTW I'm 73 if that makes any difference.

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Clackport
10 years ago
Lol.
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metaldude
10 years ago
What, no grand daughter? or maybe even great-grand daughter.
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warhawks
10 years ago

An 83 and a 63 year old?

Good God. Just go to the strip club and get a nice tight 23 year old.... You'll be happier in the long run.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Tell them you miss home cooked meals.
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Lone_Wolf
10 years ago
Lol. Go for the mother. Nothing beats experience.
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just_the_nuts
10 years ago
Knock the dust of dem pussies
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seaboardrr
10 years ago
I foresee a mother/daughter combo. Best possibility may be splitting time between them. When I'm 73 I guess I'll have this issue too. Is she 83 but looks like she's 43 maybe? Lol
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MrBater2010
10 years ago
Ya'll need to stop.. My Dad is in a senior living place. He wonders why I call before coming over. I told him once.. I didn't want to see anything I shouldn't
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Jackmd
10 years ago
Go for the 83 year old first. If she takes her teeth out before giving a blowjob, the daughter probably had dental issues too. Than just wear yourself into an earily grave. It's a lot better way to go than heart desease or cancer. Death by blowjob.
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Smith1177
10 years ago
lol @ i am 73 by the way...Bruh
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VeryBigDawg
10 years ago
Shadow, I could be wrong on this but BUILD 8' electrified barb-wired fence immediately to keep them out. .... Oh, that is Trump's campaign slogan. lol!
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bubba267
10 years ago
Shadow... one of us is getting senile. You already asked this question of us... or maybe it was just me. The answer is simple. Have them stand nude side by side. Whoever's tits hang lowest you bang first. She may not make until the next opportunity arises. You let the other one know she's next.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
bubba -It's probably me. Ranukam just shook my memory loose.

Lots of good advice guys. Thanks.
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tumblingdice
10 years ago
Bubba,the girls at the PP tell me that Cat has lost his fucking mind.Scat prepare for your final exam,read the Bible.
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bubba267
10 years ago
Funny stuff... Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that
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