Bourbon St. Circus. Sativa in...

Bourbon St. Circus. Sativa in the parking lot, and headed in for an interesting evening. Paid my cover, met the bouncers (no wanding), walked into complete f*ck^ng darkness. Because of the darkness I ran directly into a server causing an awkward, yet funny, entrance! So dark I actually stood next to the stage for a few minutes to survey the land. Only 2 stages open on a Friday night? I pick a spot at the table, order my drinks, and exchange $100 bill into ones. Then I sat my drink on the rail (as we used to say). I was the only guy on the line, so I played the part. Smiled and handed out money. Try it some time...$100 in ones, sit on the stage, and have fun. Your gonna blow the money anyway, interesting part is the girls that actually came back to tempt me into the VIP.

Sitting on the stage watching the girls, watching the crowd, eating popcorn and listening to the 80's rock and rap soundtrack?!? It plays at a low enough volume that you can actually have a conversation with the 10 that would never speak with you at the gym. The more I looked around the place I decided that the owner is either a 48 year old guy trying to get back to his "BestYear", or he truly believes that the gentlemen who used to listen to Poison, Guns N Roses, and VanHuesen, have money and want to spend it talking to hotties listening to classic rock and DJ Jazzy Jeff! Looking around the place on what I would expect to be a very busy Friday night... not so much.

Plenty of 9's and 10' to choose from, but not a lot of competition doing the choosing. I took advantage of the situation. More dancers than clients, that is a good club. I had a marvelous time. 4 Hotties in a row tried "Lets have some fun...", and then I met Scarlett. She held my hand and walked me back. When she asked me where I prefer to sit, I stated "you pick, your working, I'm just relaxing"... That line always seems to work, and she took me to the back corner seat. 4 dances at $20 each plus a $20 tip for great lap dance. "Grind on, Grind off." If you say that last line like Pat Morita you will laugh. I truly enjoy the Circus. Old school lap dances, no push for "extras" (head to HiLiter for that), and when I get home I don't feel like I need to scrub off that stripper smell.

Your on her your Honor.