The ones with food in them crack me up...
bop the baloney
slap the salami
wank the wiener
jerk the gherkin
slam the ham
Any others you've used?
Slang for masturbating.....
The ones with food in them crack me up...
bop the baloney
slap the salami
wank the wiener
jerk the gherkin
slam the ham
Any others you've used?
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last commentJerk the juice.
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^^ a double entendre Clubber?
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beat the meat
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Punishing the Bald Bishop.
Spanking the monkey.
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clicking the mouse(female)
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Bash the Bishop
Five knuckle shuffle
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Choking the chicken
Getting rid of the baby batter
Cleaning the pipes
Strumming the guitar
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Another food one...
Beef-stroke-it-off
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Stroking the monkey is brilliant! ;)
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Rubbing one out
Tugging one out
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Jerking out a clubber :)
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Pulling the pork
Smoking the sausage
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Whoopin' my dawg.
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Female... just learned it last week - "playing DJ"
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london,
Good call!
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Shadow is a Cuckold,so I would have to say,"Splat the Cat".
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Beat da pussy up
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Female ...
two finger tango
mixing the soup
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Flogging the dolfin
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"Flogging the dolfin"
Brilliant! :)
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Dishonorable discharge
for women - spelunking
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For women:
lopawing
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Present Arms!
Bate the master!
Bring my evening to a climax [in a club].
Show my appreciation [while practicing exhibitionism].
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Greasing a bouncer
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"Dishonorable discharge" Brilliant!
But I still say "Flogging the dolfin" is number 1 most brilliant!
The misspelling of dolphin makes it extra brilliant! :)
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