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Slang for masturbating.....

The ones with food in them crack me up...

bop the baloney
slap the salami
wank the wiener
jerk the gherkin
slam the ham

Any others you've used?

25 comments

  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    Jerk the juice.
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    ^^ a double entendre Clubber?
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    beat the meat
  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    Punishing the Bald Bishop.
    Spanking the monkey.
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    clicking the mouse(female)
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    Bash the Bishop
    Five knuckle shuffle
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    Choking the chicken

    Getting rid of the baby batter

    Cleaning the pipes

    Strumming the guitar
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    Another food one...

    Beef-stroke-it-off
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Stroking the monkey is brilliant! ;)
  • sweetjamesjones
    9 years ago
    Rubbing one out

    Tugging one out
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Jerking out a clubber :)
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Pulling the pork
    Smoking the sausage
  • tobala
    9 years ago
    Whoopin' my dawg.
  • bubba267
    9 years ago
    Female... just learned it last week - "playing DJ"
  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    london,

    Good call!
  • tumblingdice
    9 years ago
    Shadow is a Cuckold,so I would have to say,"Splat the Cat".
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Beat da pussy up
  • rh48hr
    9 years ago
    Female ...
    two finger tango
    mixing the soup
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Flogging the dolfin
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    "Flogging the dolfin"

    Brilliant! :)
  • metaldude
    9 years ago
    Dishonorable discharge
    for women - spelunking
  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    For women:

    lopawing
  • Dain
    9 years ago
    Present Arms!
    Bate the master!
    Bring my evening to a climax [in a club].
    Show my appreciation [while practicing exhibitionism].
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Greasing a bouncer
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    "Dishonorable discharge" Brilliant!

    But I still say "Flogging the dolfin" is number 1 most brilliant!

    The misspelling of dolphin makes it extra brilliant! :)
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