Slang for masturbating.....

Jerk the juice.

^^ a double entendre Clubber?

beat the meat

Punishing the Bald Bishop.
Spanking the monkey.

clicking the mouse(female)

Bash the Bishop
Five knuckle shuffle

Choking the chicken

Getting rid of the baby batter

Cleaning the pipes

Strumming the guitar

Another food one...

Beef-stroke-it-off

Stroking the monkey is brilliant! ;)

Rubbing one out

Tugging one out

Jerking out a clubber :)

Pulling the pork
Smoking the sausage

Whoopin' my dawg.

Female... just learned it last week - "playing DJ"

london,

Good call!

Shadow is a Cuckold,so I would have to say,"Splat the Cat".

Beat da pussy up

Female ...
two finger tango
mixing the soup

Flogging the dolfin

"Flogging the dolfin"

Brilliant! :)

Dishonorable discharge
for women - spelunking

For women:

lopawing

Present Arms!
Bate the master!
Bring my evening to a climax [in a club].
Show my appreciation [while practicing exhibitionism].

Greasing a bouncer

"Dishonorable discharge" Brilliant!

But I still say "Flogging the dolfin" is number 1 most brilliant!

The misspelling of dolphin makes it extra brilliant! :)