Slang for masturbating.....
The ones with food in them crack me up...
bop the baloney
slap the salami
wank the wiener
jerk the gherkin
slam the ham
Any others you've used?
bop the baloney
slap the salami
wank the wiener
jerk the gherkin
slam the ham
Any others you've used?
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Punishing the Bald Bishop.
Spanking the monkey.
Five knuckle shuffle
Getting rid of the baby batter
Cleaning the pipes
Strumming the guitar
Beef-stroke-it-off
Tugging one out
Smoking the sausage
Good call!
two finger tango
mixing the soup
Brilliant! :)
for women - spelunking
lopawing
Bate the master!
Bring my evening to a climax [in a club].
Show my appreciation [while practicing exhibitionism].
But I still say "Flogging the dolfin" is number 1 most brilliant!
The misspelling of dolphin makes it extra brilliant! :)