The ones with food in them crack me up...
bop the baloney slap the salami wank the wiener jerk the gherkin slam the ham
Any others you've used?
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Slang for masturbating.....
Jun 17, 2015, 12:59 PM
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^^ a double entendre Clubber?
beat the meat
Punishing the Bald Bishop. Spanking the monkey.
clicking the mouse(female)
Bash the Bishop Five knuckle shuffle
Choking the chicken
Getting rid of the baby batter
Cleaning the pipes
Strumming the guitar
Another food one...
Beef-stroke-it-off
Stroking the monkey is brilliant! ;)
Rubbing one out
Tugging one out
Jerking out a clubber :)
Pulling the pork Smoking the sausage
Whoopin' my dawg.
Female... just learned it last week - "playing DJ"
london,
Good call!
Shadow is a Cuckold,so I would have to say,"Splat the Cat".
Beat da pussy up
Female ... two finger tango mixing the soup
Flogging the dolfin
"Flogging the dolfin"
Brilliant! :)
Dishonorable discharge for women - spelunking
For women:
lopawing
Present Arms! Bate the master! Bring my evening to a climax [in a club]. Show my appreciation [while practicing exhibitionism].
Greasing a bouncer
"Dishonorable discharge" Brilliant!
But I still say "Flogging the dolfin" is number 1 most brilliant!
The misspelling of dolphin makes it extra brilliant! :)
Jerk the juice.