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What are you? (on a scale of 1-10)

Clackport
ClackportVIP3265349

Washington

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

We always rate girls, but let's switch it around.

On a scale of 1-10 based on looks what would girls rate you? Be truthful

This should be interesting

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bubba267

Well, my avatar is a real picture of me... Whatcha think....a solid 2.6?

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Clackport

^^^Lol

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just_the_nuts

Im sure Racoon your just as full of shit as i da bade mane is so obviously we are 10s

Now from what civi and strippers keep telling me is im a 8 so that must mean a 6

So yea i guess im a solid 7

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Estafador

Im a 9. Comes with the youth privileges

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mikeya02

At Follies everyone is a 10. Even Nuts..

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sharkhunter

If they see inside my wallet, I'm a 10, if they only see me tipping a one, I guess an average 5, so that must mean I rate at least a 7 on average. Guys who tip with bigger bills probably all rate higher on the dancer scale. I don't think many care what we look like.

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Clackport

I'm sure I'm gonna have some haters that say I'm bragging or making it up. With that being said the civies and the strippers have said 8's and 9's, I'll average that out to 8.5

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motorhead

On a scale of 1-10, I'm not that high

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Estafador

Its all about the money. The most you spend for the night on one person equates the scale for you. We need to increase the scale size then

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Clackport

I'm not talking about strip clubs specifically. I'm mainly talking about the civilian world.

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just_the_nuts

I also bet racoon believes he has a big black dick to go along with his 10 face lol

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DoctorPhil

@ranukam "Be truthful"

bwahahahaha

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just_the_nuts

As for me i have just the nuts :)

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tumblingdice

Ranky,I saw your picture on facebook.You look like Gary Coleman on crack.

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Lone_Wolf

I am three looks (on a good day). A ten wallet, always.

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Estafador

This requires pictures!as then

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tumblingdice

^^^?

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just_the_nuts

Lmfao !!!

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GACA

I pull stripper ass non-P4P, so I'm guessing that puts me around an 10, but the ladies tell me 8.

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GoVikings

I'd be in the 7-8 range. That's what ( I think) girls would rate me if they were asked to.

Women care far less about looks than guys do, though

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sharkhunter

If you don't care for the girl, you'll be a 10, if you do, you're probably just average to her. Unless she's into vampires and you decide to show her your fangs then she might want to sink her teeth into u.

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Estafador

GoViking must be high but damn dude where you been? I haven't seen you in forever!

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crazyjoe

I am an 11

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crazyjoe

I am an 11

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georgmicrodong

I'm a 150.

Dollars.

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gawker

Just an 8 due to the ravages of age.

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Clackport

@GoVikings- I ain't gay lol, but I would say you're in the 8 to 8.5 range.

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Clubber

Don't care!

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DoctorPhil

i'm a man. men don't have to worry about it. it only applies to women. women and faggots that is.

so san_jose_guy, what do the boys at the bath house rate you on the 1-10 scale?

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just_the_nuts

I wanna fuck that ^^^

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DoctorPhil

^^^^^what? the boys at the bath house?

you're wierd

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azdd

This one goes to 11! Well that's one louder then, isn't it? (movie credit - This is Spinal Tap)

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whodey

Looks = 4 Personality = 8 Wallet = 6

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JamesSD

I'm a 6 by looks. In my 20s when I was in shape I was a 7 who could get rounded up to an 8 by some girls.

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just_the_nuts

I wanna fuck that ^^^

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rh48hr

I'd say I'm a 7 maybe a 7.5. Again everything is in the eye of the beholder.

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seaboardrr

You'd have to ask mrs sea. Personally, I like to think I'm a 9 but really I just think I look like a goofball. I've gotten more tail than anyone I've ever known and never had to work for it so I guess I was doing something right. I landed mrs sea so whatever I do or look like seems to have worked pretty damn well.

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JohnSmith69

Dancers say my wallet is a 9.

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just_the_nuts

I wanna fuck that ^^^

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warhawks

I am sooooo high...

Oh wait. We are talking about smoking pot, right?

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Dougster

Man, you homos sitting around talking about how pretty you are. What's next? You're going to start discussing shoes with each other?

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crazyjoe

Fuck!!!

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crazyjoe

Shit

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crazyjoe

Kaka

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Clackport

LMAO

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chandler

I don't like it when girls keep calling me a 10. I'm not just their plaything, a piece of meat to be ogled and leered at. Stop objectifying me!

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GACA

^^^@hotstuff69 ummm, then your book needs more than just one number in it :p

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rockstar666

I've become better looking as I've aged. I can't compete with the drop dead handsome stars, but I'm at least a 7. Good looking civi women in my age group flirt with me all the time so I think I'm fairly objective about it. Maybe I'm an 8?

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shadowcat

I know I'm a 10 because a stripper told me so. :)

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Clackport

@Doug- actually we're talking about how pretty girls think we are :) I don't mind talking about shoes either, I love me some Timberlands and Jordans.

I think Rech's "I have a great personality" answer is the best one so far. So simple, but yet so funny.

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Clackport

Do we have any people here with model looks who can get any girl he or she wants lol?

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sharkhunter

Well if hotstuffbabi says we are all 10's,that settles it for me. Now I want her Facebook identity so I can see bikini pics. :) She can have fun guessing if one of the guys popping up as suggested friends is on This site. That would be fun wouldn't it?

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Corvus

Looks or length?

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ilbbaicnl

1

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twentyfive

I know in your average Walmart im an off the charts 11 or 12

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ATACdawg

Let's see, on the dancer scale

Looks: a solid 4.5 Wallet: a slightly less solid 7.5 Personality: a very solid 9.6

Which leads to an overall stripper rating of 4.3

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GACA

7 looks, 3.5 personality, 7.5 money : overall 6,

...hmm,wonder why these strippers ain't proposed to me yet?

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Papi_Chulo

"Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction"

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Clackport

I'm digging hotstuff69babi's avatar!

S
Supremeruler

^probably a troll.

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Papi_Chulo

^ no troll w.r.t. "hotstuff"; she is out of Detroit and a few TUSCLers have met her.

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Papi_Chulo

I'm a 3.14; give or take a hundredth or so

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ATACdawg

Too much pi, Papi? At least you're well rounded.

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Papi_Chulo

^ LOL

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