What are you? (on a scale of 1-10)

64 comments

• bubba267

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  9 years ago

  Well, my avatar is a real picture of me... Whatcha think....a solid 2.6?
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  ^^^Lol
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  Im sure Racoon your just as full of shit as i da bade mane is so obviously we are 10s
  
  Now from what civi and strippers keep telling me is im a 8 so that must mean a 6
  
  So yea i guess im a solid 7
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  Im a 9. Comes with the youth privileges
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  At Follies everyone is a 10. Even Nuts..
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  If they see inside my wallet, I'm a 10, if they only see me tipping a one, I guess an average 5, so that must mean I rate at least a 7 on average. Guys who tip with bigger bills probably all rate higher on the dancer scale. I don't think many care what we look like.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  I'm sure I'm gonna have some haters that say I'm bragging or making it up. With that being said the civies and the strippers have said 8's and 9's, I'll average that out to 8.5
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  On a scale of 1-10, I'm not that high
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  Its all about the money. The most you spend for the night on one person equates the scale for you. We need to increase the scale size then
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  I'm not talking about strip clubs specifically. I'm mainly talking about the civilian world.
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  I also bet racoon believes he has a big black dick to go along with his 10 face lol
• DoctorPhil

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  9 years ago

  @ranukam "Be truthful"
  
  
  bwahahahaha
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  As for me i have just the nuts :)
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  Ranky,I saw your picture on facebook.You look like Gary Coleman on crack.
• Lone_Wolf

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  9 years ago

  I am three looks (on a good day). A ten wallet, always.
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  This requires pictures!as then
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  ^^^?
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  Lmfao !!!
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  I pull stripper ass non-P4P, so I'm guessing that puts me around an 10, but the ladies tell me 8.
• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

  I'd be in the 7-8 range. That's what ( I think) girls would rate me if they were asked to.
  
  Women care far less about looks than guys do, though
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  If you don't care for the girl, you'll be a 10, if you do, you're probably just average to her.
  Unless she's into vampires and you decide to show her your fangs then she might want to sink her teeth into u.
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  GoViking must be high but damn dude where you been? I haven't seen you in forever!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I am an 11
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I am an 11
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  I'm a 150.
  
  Dollars.
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  Just an 8 due to the ravages of age.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  @GoVikings- I ain't gay lol, but I would say you're in the 8 to 8.5 range.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Don't care!
  
• DoctorPhil

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  9 years ago

  i'm a man. men don't have to worry about it. it only applies to women. women and faggots that is.
  
  so san_jose_guy, what do the boys at the bath house rate you on the 1-10 scale?
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  I wanna fuck that ^^^
• DoctorPhil

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  9 years ago

  ^^^^^what? the boys at the bath house?
  
  you're wierd
• azdd

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  9 years ago

  This one goes to 11! Well that's one louder then, isn't it? (movie credit - This is Spinal Tap)
• whodey

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  9 years ago

  Looks = 4
  Personality = 8
  Wallet = 6
  
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  I'm a 6 by looks. In my 20s when I was in shape I was a 7 who could get rounded up to an 8 by some girls.
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  I wanna fuck that ^^^
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  I'd say I'm a 7 maybe a 7.5. Again everything is in the eye of the beholder.
• seaboardrr

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  9 years ago

  You'd have to ask mrs sea. Personally, I like to think I'm a 9 but really I just think I look like a goofball. I've gotten more tail than anyone I've ever known and never had to work for it so I guess I was doing something right. I landed mrs sea so whatever I do or look like seems to have worked pretty damn well.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Dancers say my wallet is a 9.
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  I wanna fuck that ^^^
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  I am sooooo high...
  
  Oh wait.
  We are talking about smoking pot, right?
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Man, you homos sitting around talking about how pretty you are. What's next? You're going to start discussing shoes with each other?
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Fuck!!!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Shit
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Kaka
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  LMAO
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  I don't like it when girls keep calling me a 10. I'm not just their plaything, a piece of meat to be ogled and leered at. Stop objectifying me!
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  ^^^@hotstuff69 ummm, then your book needs more than just one number in it :p
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  I've become better looking as I've aged. I can't compete with the drop dead handsome stars, but I'm at least a 7. Good looking civi women in my age group flirt with me all the time so I think I'm fairly objective about it. Maybe I'm an 8?
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  I know I'm a 10 because a stripper told me so. :)
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  @Doug- actually we're talking about how pretty girls think we are :) I don't mind talking about shoes either, I love me some Timberlands and Jordans.
  
  I think Rech's "I have a great personality" answer is the best one so far. So simple, but yet so funny.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  Do we have any people here with model looks who can get any girl he or she wants lol?
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  Well if hotstuffbabi says we are all 10's,that settles it for me. Now I want her Facebook identity so I can see bikini pics. :)
  She can have fun guessing if one of the guys popping up as suggested friends is on This site. That would be fun wouldn't it?
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  Looks or length?
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  1
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  I know in your average Walmart im an off the charts 11 or 12
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Let's see, on the dancer scale
  
  Looks: a solid 4.5
  Wallet: a slightly less solid 7.5
  Personality: a very solid 9.6
  
  Which leads to an overall stripper rating of 4.3
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  7 looks, 3.5 personality, 7.5 money : overall 6,
  
  ...hmm,wonder why these strippers ain't proposed to me yet?
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction"
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  I'm digging hotstuff69babi's avatar!
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  ^probably a troll.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ no troll w.r.t. "hotstuff"; she is out of Detroit and a few TUSCLers have met her.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I'm a 3.14; give or take a hundredth or so
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Too much pi, Papi? At least you're well rounded.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ LOL