Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33064

Lackluster

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Jun 18, 2021, 7:46 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. Free parking, no cover, no ID check, pat-down or metal detector, and no COVID protocols. Bottled water was $6.00 at the bar. Lap dances, done in mostly-private booths, are $25. Table dances are $10.

I think I counted nine dancers working, all African American except one older Latina, and fewer than 10 customers. There was one girl dancing at all times, but I was on the far side of the square bar from the stage, so I couldn’t really see that. The girls were not what I would call A-listers.

I usually like to take in the scene for a while before choosing a dance partners, but they ran a two-for-one LD special as soon as a got my drink. (LDs are normally $25, with no extra charge to enter that area.) The girl next to me seemed friendly and cute, so I took her. The LD was topless only and was really just average. A while later, I did another 2-4-1 with another girl, and it was also really just average. Each was topless only, with little stick shifting. In between those, I got a few table dances at the bar with the Latina, and, surprisingly, they were much higher mileage than what I had gotten in the LD room from the other two girls. She was actually pretty entertaining, and offered a variety of services in the back, but she was not really my type.

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