Impressive Changes

I know that Arizona Turd Blossom is going to claim that this is a club ad, but it’s not. Since I joined TUSCL in 2014, I have had more than 220 reviews published from clubs all across the country (and Canada and Tijuana). I’m a straight shooter, not afraid to call clubs out for lameness, ROBs, whatever. Therefore, I think I’ve earned the right to sing a club’s praises without being accused of shilling for a club. So here goes; you be the judge.

First, let’s get a few details out of the way. Today (Thursday, June 17) I was there from 3:00-5:00 pm. The parking lot was pretty full, and the very amiable parking attendant told me that he only had two $5.00 parking spaces left – or I could park “on the other side of the fence” in a lot next door for $1.00. I wasn’t sure if the $5.00 spaces were valet or not, but though I don’t mind spending hundreds of dollars inside a strip club, I just *hate* paying for parking, so I parked in the dollar lot. There was no rain in the forecast, and I didn’t mind walking a few extra feet.

The staff at the door (one guy and one gal) welcomed me like I was on old friend. No cover, no COVID protocols (no masks in sight), no pat-down and no metal detector. Bottled water was $5.00.