We always talk about this girl is all high maintenance, and how the world needs to stop until they get they're fucking hair done. Just wants everyone on their beck and call, you know very typical shit you see in clubs.
But I was thinking, what about me? I'm always hitting strippers with a "Hey wanna suck my dick?" "Hey you wanna fuck right now?" "Hey babe, lets do anal" "Hey can you jerk me off?" I think I'm becoming very needy. Like very very needy. Let's go where is this service!?!? I need attention, and I need it now! These girls are probably back in the dressing room bad mouthing me, talking about "always this guy and his fucking dick" I think I'm becoming an issue.
I just have to stare down the barrel and face facts, and accept the fact that I'm a sassy, high maintenance bitch with attitude and I am up in these strip clubs.


Forget me though how about y'all. If your honest with yourself, are you a high maintenance monger?