Can I have lap dance in my car

Joined in 2018. No reviews, and this is this user's first discussion/comment. So, I'm ready to not take this seriously at all.

But, here goes nothing...

Not sure why being in Ft. Worth makes a difference, but it's certainly possible to ask a dancer, pay her enough, and she'll say 'yes.' If you want said dances in the strip club's parking lot, I'm sure management will have strong and negative opinions about that (as will the dancer who doesn't want to get fired).

But, hey, it's your cash.

DFW weather prediction today, high of 96 degrees, low of 74 degrees, humidity 51%

I feel like this warrants some sort of warning along the lines of leaving your dog in the car in a parking lot when it's really hot.

Do you want fries with that, too?

Only if you have a Smart Car

Sure you can, just find any hooker walking the streets of Fort Worth and offer them $200 for a lap dance in your car.

Club platinum in Vegas. The bouncer watches the parking lot while hoes go turn tricks in cars

Make sure you drive up in a windowless cargo van. Also pass out candy.

Unless you have a big car, find a midget.

Sit in your car with the engine off for 30 min in the TX sun and a stripper will appear