Fantasies Flop

This was my first visit to Fantasies in over a year. The website had a schedule listing close to 10 girls working, so I figured it was a good opportunity to escape and relax and meet some new people. Boy was I wrong.

First of all, I was charged $8.50 for a bottle of water. What. The. Hell. Turns out I wound up spending more money on the water than the girls.

Second of all, there were only three girls working. I think a fourth may have walked in at some point but never performed. I caught two of the girls names. The first (didn't catch her name) was too big for my taste. Long red hair. Nothing exciting. The second (went by Andre) definitely had the most personality and was the most engaging. She also had a ton of tattoos (sigh... when will these girls learn? Oh well.) and despite being the best of the bunch wasn't tempting in the least. The third (went by Kirah) was AA and I'm just not into AA women.

So I stayed for almost two cycles of three girls each and left after saying hi (or bye, or whatever you would call it) to Andre. Stayed less than an hour. Spent more money on water than girls.

If this review reads lifeless, that's a completely accurate reflection of the visit. Also: Don't trust the schedule on their website. It's basically fiction.