Oral hygiene and bad breath
Im not trying to offend anyone in anyway whatsoever but if the shoe fits it fits. This doesn’t apply to every single guy in this establishment. But it does for most I’ve encounter. Please take into consideration the smell of your breath. Please brush your teeth if you expect to leave your house and suck on some stripper tits or have a hot girl just inches away from your face. It’s very unpleasant to have some guys breathing heavily in our faces with very stinky breath. There are mints right before you enter the VIP room so pop one in your mouth for all our sakes. If you’re one of the guys who enter this establishment KNOWING you woke up and haven’t brush your teeth, you really have some nerve and I hope you get help. So next time any of you decide to suck on some stripper tits, be mindful that maybe the guy before you had disgusting breath and all his oral bacteria is on those lovely nipples. I wanna thank the men who are mindful and do the best they can to make sure their breath doesn’t stink. You make VIP so much better for all of us with one simple mint, a piece of gum, or just brushing your teeth. Thanks.
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Dancers are moving and gyrating too. I've told a couple, hey, would love to hang, but mind wiping down first? They're cool about it.
Be mindful that when I mention unpleasant breath I mean EXTREMELY unpleasant where just smelling it makes you want to hold your breath for next time this person speaks so close to your face. I’m not talking about a little funk here and there that doesn’t impact my breathing.
Me personally, I am constantly making sure I maintain my sanitary standards throughout my shift & im more than happy to accommodate a client who has told me otherwise because I care. I wouldn’t write this otherwise if I myself didn’t maintain being as hygienic as I can be within my shifts.
Front room make out sessions
Shower, brush, shave (if applicable), makes everyone's day better.
Point is my discussion topic isn’t to offend anyone or anything. It’s just to remind some clients that may peer on the site to just be mindful about their breath. It’s okay for you guys to be vocal and tell a girl to freshen up if you feel she’s funky. I just wish us entertainers can do the same without offending a client. A little funk never hurt nobody but if someone’s ( entertainer or client) breath is so unpleasant to where you must hold your breath each time they speak, then that’s worth mentioning and that’s fair.
Perhaps the alcohol kills many of the germs.
https://drdipilla.com/can-alcohol-effect…
Anyway, every so often a new guy comes on here and asks how to be successful in the club, and you sort of get the sense that they're expecting to get the secret code to make dancers love them more than anyone else. And you can tell they're a bit crestfallen when the vast majority of dancers consistently respond with "Take a shower and spend money." One of the more recent of these threads is here:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7485… (yes, it's a VIP thread; apologies to those who can't access)
I've consistently said on here that, aside from having the necessary cash, about 80% to 90% of what you need to be a good strip club customer is to use soap, brush your teeth, and don't be creepy. Anything else you do is a cherry on top. I'm sticking by that.
A suggestion, though. If you're with a guy who forgot how toothpaste works, maybe offer him a certain brand of breath mint (doesn't matter which one) and say "Not sure why, but when a guy sucks on one of these and then sucks on my nipples, it feels all tingly." Even if they don't completely buy it, it's a low impact way of suggesting to the guy that he's got some swamp mouth going on.
https://tuscl.net/glossary.php
You are consistently an infantile fool.
Oh, and the "pig pen" joke. Hilarious. Seriously. It's going to go over big in 2nd grade next year.
I was told by a now retired dancer, Sierra, that showing up showered, shaved and with fresh breath put me in the top 25% of customers and the fact that I actually talked to the girls like a real person rather than staring at their tits while they spoke pushed me over the top.
Pretty low bar to get over.
"I apologize as I’m not familiar with your texting slang. I have no idea what you mean by “ FRMOS”."
LOL
But,c'mon man, if a woman mistook a roll of Lifesavers for my being aroused I don't know that I'd be telling everybody.
IME, bad odor dancers are very rare in the clubs I go to. If anything, excessive glitter, or fake body tan is a more prominent issue that has sent more than a few of my slacks to an early trip to the cleaners.