Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Saturday 6/12

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Bradlee945
Jun 17, 2021, 11:11 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Not normally a Saturday evening patron, but work provided a short window and so I stopped in. Parking lot was pretty full at 8. Paid my $20, and found a seat. COVID did this place well, new carpet, updated restroom, new vip. The number of customers seemed light given parking lot, so perhaps more girls in dressing room that I just didn't get to. As a day guy, I didn't recognize many. Several AA, couple Latina, couple white girls. All had some padding and/or sag (save one white twig). Both stages running, 1 song per. Sat for a couple, nobody putting much effort in. Fended off first couple of girls who perched on one and gave the crotch graze. Just wasn't feeling it. A thicker white brunette with tats and natural D's sat down (I black on names). We decided on 3-100 with a handshake. Led me to be booth immediately outside the men's room, and started the handywork. She talked dirty, which was nice, but lacked rhythm and technique like I've never experienced, and grip more appropriate for a shovel. She was kind of drooling on her lips trying to emulate cum play, but really just looked like she wanted a big Mac. Went the full 3.5 songs, without much restraint on my part. She offered to get her plug, and a full menu for 3, but I'd seen enough. I need to get back for a day visit, I'm sure Nova therapy could make up for this visit.

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