Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico

Smash and Dash Friday

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tbot1102
Jun 15, 2021, 6:21 AM
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Visited: Friday Morning

Crossed the Ped East on a Friday mid-morning and very easily got through the Mexican euthorities without even being asked to get the $30 visa. Not sure why but no one seemed to be paying attention and before long I was in heaven. At the entry, there was a temperature check and a pretty long drawn out security check wherein they asked to empy ALL my pockets. The security check, though a hassle, must be quite reassuring at other times...like weekendss. The club clearly is much larger, renovated and a sensory overload in every sense of the term. I realized it only later but the music was being played at such a volume that only sign language would work. I saw 10-15 girls in the club and an equal number of customers. Most of the girls and meseros were just standing around and there was a weird feeling in the club. A few customers (may be overnight residents of the hotel) had a few girls next to them. Otherwise most customers too were staying aloof. As I said, a very weird vibe.

As for the girls, none met my pretty high bar of an attractive face with an appealing figure. I like fully natural curvy girls. All the girls had masks and even I was asked to put on a mask. I walked around and saw that no girl really checked all the boxes for me - most were of the thin-long-legs-with-wide-asses and skinny upper-body kind of girls. I noticed one really nice looking girl from far off and got to even molest her on stage but she was quickly taken up by another customer right after her dance. A close call. I saw a few girls sauntering in but again nothing to my liking. One girl showed up in a catholic school girl attire and she seemed attractive. Of course a mesero noticed my interest and offered to be an intermediary. I was close enough to the girl that the girl noticed this just-formed alliance within seconds and plainly refused to even engage with me. The mesero started being insistent with her and I very quickly told him that it's ok and I moved away as soon as possible to show my disinterest. The mesero tailed me and I had to ask him what was up with that girl and he said that she was tired. After that I made a few rounds in the club and didn't see anything interesting - tipped and groped a few girls including a couple who offered me a threesome. Some girls were trying to negotiate arribas without a mention of a ficha drink. I didn't see anything that could make me pull the trigger.

I was spying a group of 3-4 girls right across the club and hoping to see someone who may be attractive amongst them. One girls made eye contact and I saw her eyes to be fairly attractive and she even showed her nice personality by waving me to approach her. At this time I was close to middle of the club trying to get a good view of this girl in the faint light (another complaint, looks like the lighting has been lowered a few notches). Another thing about the girl was that she was wearing a nice tube-top which showed her fairly fulsome boobs which was a nice thing. Before long we were seated in the middle of the club, ficha drink ordered, top pulled down and me discovering all her hidden charms with gay abandon. She was an all natural with amazing boobs - name is Star. She quickly got into dirty talking - BBBJ, CIM being on the menu. I decided that this was the time to get her thoughts on Anal - she said everything goes. I realized it later but the one thing I didn't sense was her days old pubic hair growth. I prefer clean-shaven pussies. But in the heat of the moment, it's tough to work out the checklist. So I asked for 1 hr ($150) and we were in the room after another $60 being deposited at the front desk. The front desk has been renovated quite nicely and there is a bar nearby where you are served the 1 or 2 drinks that are tagged on to the hotel room cost. The girl got a drink while I stuck my bottle of water. The room was decent and clean - but as I have complained before, don't think the AC was running and there wasn't even a fan. Too warm for comfort.

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