If you are good at flirting with beautiful young women and are handsome or rich you should have no trouble finding naked women in the US. Just go to any bar or club and flirt with the girls and then ask to see them naked.
I have no doubt that the OP is a moron. But I also suspect that his message about the "secret handshake" was intentionally designed to get this exact response.
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Or, he's a troll and is perfectly aware that he posted this in the TJ forum.
This thread is less weird than the threads about haggling for prices with hookers or Cummings in your pants that so many take seriously
The mongering rabbit hole goes as deep as your wallet can dig.
SJG