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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Silver Criket... Post Covid Monday early evening visit

I recently visited three suburban Detroit strip clubs. This review & experience summary is for the Silver Criket club in Dearborn Heights MI. I arrived at Silver Criket at 5:30 pm, thinking that it would…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

A good club with a few to many rules

Went there with a few friends back in February place wasn't packed but there were a good amount of people so the three of us only had two spots we could all sit together around…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Nothing to Be Scared Of

I had to stop in just once. I have driven by 100 times but looks a lil shady. This time I had to stop. Walk in register for cover on the right and bar right…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Exceeded expectations

I went on a Wednesday afternoon and the cover was I think $10. They take your temperature and make you sign a contact tracing waiver. Find it weird that the friend I was meeting up…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Home Sweet Home

Made it back to Hi-Liter for a second visit after the great Arizona unmasking. Met at the door by the bouncer, who told me, "You don't need a mask here" and escorted me to my…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Chicas Not That Great

I went to Chica's last night. $12.00 cover to get in. I was not overly impressed. The place is a hole in the wall located in an area of Phoenix that is…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

The best yet

For those of you who have waited, the day maybe here, the Cubans are now at Vivid/ Follies Day Shift. Even though the layout has been done numerous times I will give it again just…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

No fun and no safety

This isn't really a review, but I think that the information could be useful. When I arrived a girl told me the lay of the land. This is a restaurant, so you have to order…

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Casual sex

I’m 75 years old so there’s really no such thing as casual sex. However, I’ve not been able to go to a strip club in a year, have finally broken the tie that bound me to my ATF, and have…

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Dress up!

If you could dress your favorite stripper however you want how would it be????? Use your imagination boys I’m looking for ideas 💕 🥳😜🥰😘

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$750 Million Video Game Cheating Ring Taken Down

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dexerto.com/gaming/police-bust-worlds-biggest-video-game-cheating-ring-worth-750-million-1542794/%3famp Now we know what GoVikings has been up to.

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BT’s Executive Club, Dearborn... Post Covid Monday Night

I recently visited three suburban Detroit clubs. This review and experience summary is for BT’s Executive Club in Dearborn. Frankly, I am not pleased to present a lackluster review of a club I’ve literally patronized…

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Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

It was late night at well known extras club. I'd prefer to keep it unnamed to keep this secret for myself. I took a girl up to VIP and began to eat her out. When I started to notice a…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Monday at Bandaids

Read that things are going back to normal, I decided to go check it out for myself. Dropped in around 2 pm, no cover, no temperature check, no mask required, but ID check. As I…

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minnow is cumming over to my place tonite!!! 😉

I will turn his frown upside-down!!! He told me he does not like playing greasing bouncer or stroking managers so we agreed to play little fishy! I am not quite sure what he meant by that but I am sure…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn Opens April 1st 2021!!!

I follow one of the workers on IG, she posted flyers and info regarding the reopening last week. I think dayshift starts around 4pm to 930pm. Prices are the same. I can't wait to get back in there. Best of…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

One dancer, no bartender

Crazy Horse is located in an old strip mall off a busy main drag in a mediocre part of town. There are also a few sex/massage shops in the same strip center. Parking…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Late night, last call, OK So-So nightcap.

I had been out on the town with friends all afternoon and evening; R&R HOF, dinner,dance club. As the group was ready to drift off toward home, I didnt feel quite ready to be…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Recon

Decided to stop in and see if and how the place had changed after a couple of years of avoidance. The parking lot is in need of repair. Stone with craters scatter through out. Hard…

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Stripper reveals which celebs are bad tippers on TikTok

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/stripper-bad-tippers-tiktok/

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Kinks...

So what are your kinks if you have any? Are they pretty normal? Do they lean more into taboo and dark? I'd love to hear them so drop them in the comments or message me if you dont want to…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Not like old times yet

Went in recently after a month long hiatus from the scene. I got a seat by the stage right in the middle. There were only 3-4 girls working that I could tell. One girl that…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

BYOB but hopping on a Saturday

I had stopped by C9 but that place was quite small and dead. Dixie Rose won out because I was turning that way anyway. Happening place, but the parking and location are pretty rough. cover…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Overall, I was content.

I decided to give this place another shot. I’ve been going to Bare Elegance but I’ve been getting kind of bored there. All my favorite girls have disappeared, and I am not digging the new…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

First visit to Larry's since the Covid times

Since I was on my first work trip to St. Louis in over a year, I figured I'd toss on a mask and see how the local SC scene was holding up. I was a…

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3D Porn

Anyone on this site use 3d porn? What equipment do use? Thanks

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

The Chillest Strip Club

Have been to Centerfolds several times and it’s a great club. BYOB is clutch, it’s well lit so you feel safe if anything it could be darker in there. It’s very low key feels like…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Well ... that was fun...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:30 PM on a Monday. Not a lot of guys, but a good dancer selection. I did a VIP with Crystal, and I'm very happy right now. Not a…

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Bigger Sin? Clubbing on Easter or Christmas?

While I havent clubbed on either day, I do wonder what clubbing on easter would feel like.

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Laid-back place but thats not a bad thing

Decided to visit Doll House with a buddy and his girlfriend on a Saturday night few weeks back. There was plenty of parking available around 11pm. 10 bucks to enter to enter. No mask requirement…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Much more crowded and no fun

First visit since reopening in early February. 20 cover charge, valet is 10, beer 8. This review isn't focused on seeing so and so and getting x for y but rather commenting on an early…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Open again!

Heard the club had open up after a lot Covid closure. I went on Saturday around 10pm and this was their second night open. $20. Cover to get in plus $5 plate…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Hours?

It’s a Saturday at 7pm and the booths were dark. Did I miss the memo? Did they change hours?

Club Koyote

West Terre Haute, Indiana

Nicer, newer (girls that is).

A quick lay of the land - Parking is free and is in front or in a fenced in lot on the side or a lot across the street. You enter through a door…

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Cooking with cannabis on the Food Network.

The Food Network has high hopes for cannabis content. The network is launching "Chopped 420," a new twist on its cooking competition "Chopped," which will task contestants to cook with cannabis, Deadline reported. The spin-off will reportedly feature four chefs competing…

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Any advice for post covid Miami SC scene

I am heading out to Miami later this month , any advice and tips on SC scene in Miami . I’ve been to Tootsie’s 10 years ago and it was at its heights then. Not sure how it is now.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

High cost. Hot girls. I'll Be back.

First time back in awhile. Dancers here are unquestionably hotter than landing strip the last few visits. Had a waitress who was legitimately retarded which was annoying. I'm super patient but holy shit she never…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

On the up

I arrived around 4 o’clock, they now have a security guard outside wanding you down searching a little bit like the airport deal, this started before the shootings in the area. They now have…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Not. A. Single. Dancer.

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon earlier this month. On my way here I drove past Players and BT's, which both had fairly full parking lots. However, when I arrived at Coliseum…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Saturday at the pony

This is my first review, please don’t be too harsh. I visited the Pony for the first time in a long time this weekend. The place was okay, the crowd wasn’t too big for…

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Pastor's wife, 47, and her lover, 26, are arrested for murdering her husband

"An Oklahoma pastor's wife and her lover have been arrested for the murder of her husband after plotting to kill him after they all had a threesome in a hotel." Truth is kinkier than fiction. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9414349/Oklahoma-pastors-wife-lover-arrested-murder-husband.html

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Elite 8

Anyone watching tonight and tomorrow? The games haven’t been very good this entire tourney with the exception of Texas/Texas AB and the Bama/UCLA last night.

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sad with only 5 dancers but $3 bottles of beer

Arrived early afternoon to about a 40% full parking lot. Free parking with no valet. Masks required, temperature taking and sign in required. Didnt care about what you wrote or cared about temperature.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH does what it does best. Delivers entertainment!

This is one club that never disappointed me. Alrighty, the club has been described time and again. But nevertheless, the parking is spacious. Never runs out of space. No valet fee. Free parking. One you…

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'Keeping Up With the Cuomos'

Both of these arrogant self entitled pricks should get canned and prosecuted! 'Keeping Up With the Cuomos' becomes a full-blown scandal for once-beloved tandem "I was nervous for Chris; he's my little brother, and I've always been there for him.…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Not as once used to be, No More Regular dance area!

Visited recently, havent been to this place since covid, this use to be one of the best clubs in DFW area, this place is going down, they keep on jacking up the prices, The changes…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Club in a Tent!??

Describes a visit to the Just Enuff Lounge, or, to be more accurate, its parking lot canvas tent, on Saturday March 7. I got there at ~8:30 and stayed for about an hour. To be…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

decent looking dancers but zero fun

First things first Covid restrictions. Temp check at the door and mask required. I was told at the door that the mask has to stay up over the nose the whole time but after…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Thursday afternoon with time to kill...

Start out I am not a wordsmith so forgive me up front. I had about 1 hour to kill on a Thursday afternoon and The men’s club is on my way home. Very safe they…

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Synn city of industry???

Just trying to get some insight on synn, all the reviews I have read are from 2020. Any one recently go and give some insight on how it is as far as prices and mileage?

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

KoD redemption

I had been to this club a few years ago and had a so-so time. It seemed very tame and I recall not getting any dances which is very rare for me. I was back in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

back to an OPEN HongkonG!

. A friend of mine invited me to come join him for a visit to Tijuana and Zona Norte and hong kong club in particular. So I…

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Period

Whose had sex when it's her time of the month

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

First time back since COVID

Went there on a Friday evening around 10pm on 3/20. Cover was $12, no bouncer when I walked in which I thought was weird but they usually don’t pat me down here anyways. Parking was…

Politics

Parler: Rat-finking to the FBI

Parler explains 'free speech' to angry users after sharing Capitol riot posts with the FBI https://mashable.com/article/parler-first-amendment-fbi-users-outraged/ "One major point Parler focuses on [in] its letter is that the company "referred violent content and incitement from Parler's platform over 50 times before January…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

nice little Tuesday

This was my second time at Millennium and its was a total spur of the moment decision. The last time I went I remember many busty tattooed white girls and this time the lineup was…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great spinners and not much silicone. Pompano is popping

This is my first visit to Cheetah Pompano in a long time. But having completed my second dose of vaccine, I'm venturing out more. I'm a big fan of Cheetah Hallandale and can't remember much…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Afternoon visit, checking it out

I went like around 2:00 in the afternoon, March 13. I and another, who was sitting in the back, were the only customers. the 'bouncer' (he looked it) was also the bartender. I bought my…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Back open at Millstream

Like many of the Baltimore area clubs Millstream is back open now. They are following protocols with masks and temperature checks. Won't bore with those details but they are pretty standard and you can live…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Starting to balance out as the city clubs are opening up

I’ve reviewed the Mill multiple times over the years, so this is mostly just an update of the current status. Basics are still the same: Safe club outside the city, good amount of free parking in…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Revisiting an old time favorite.

Moved back to the area and visited for the first time in 10+ years. I was only there for about an hour since I had some time to kill and was in the area…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Platinum Plus is flashy but expensive

I went by on Friday in the early evening. Cover was $12 and the hostess was beautiful. This was my first visit since the re-opening/renaming and the renovations are pretty nice. I think I was the only customer…

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March 2021 Searching for fuzzy hairy Dancers

Even a little fuzzy is will do...

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A Mad House on the weekend!

This review is as a result of my return visit to Cheetah Hallandale on Saturday March 28th, 2021. This’s my second visit ever to Cheetah Hallandale. I visited this club earlier on Friday & had a good…

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That guy up in VIP, sitting at a table with a bunch of strippers all night

And I mean these strippers have stopped working and they are just with him yacking it up. Sure I've held court at the bar but that was just if anything a momentary break in the action while me and strippers…

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Will DC Ever Reopen?

I got my 2nd vaccination shot and waited the two weeks, so I thought I’d venture out Saturday to see what the club situation is in DC. In previous months, some of the clubs had opened as restaurants.…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Party like it’s 1999

I was the last TUSCL reviewer of Centerfold before Covid, and was interested to see what, if anything, has changed since the lockdown. Nothing much has changed here, and the ladies were quite attractive. First, the…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Looks like the price went up!

This review is as a result of my visit to Booby Trap Pompano on Saturday March 28th, 2021. This’s my first visit ever to Booby Trap Pompano. I arrived at the club at approximately 10:30 PM by…

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Foxy Lady - Bunker Hill WV

Does anyone know what's going on here? On this site the address shown is not accurate, however it is correctly listed as closed. The weird thing is they have a still functioning website. That is more…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Worst experience I've had

Fuck this place. Honestly. Worst experience I've had at a club. The building is nice, well lit, good decor typical of a club, all the furniture seemed relatively new etc. By well lit I mean…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

I can only review the waiting room.

So here's the deal: I was at the casino nearby, and was bored, so I figured I'd give this place a try. I had $300 in my pocket and was ready to drop it…

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I want to be a stripper i turned 21 yesterday, please comment with all the pros

and cons about being an actual exotic dancers, with ACTUAL honest situations you experience when youre at work? im 5'4 110lbs and worried because i cnt walk in heels i feel like i look dumb i just started wearing them…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Satisfying

I decided to try this place again so I took an uber and got there close to open. This time I was on a mission to see how far this place would take me. Door…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Tame and some favorites retired

Friday evening, about 6PM. Parking lot is full and I don’t like parking on the side streets or around the corner. Had some bad experiences. I should mention however that the shops in the strip…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Onyx reopened.

This club has reopened and is owned by 3 rappers. Will probably compete with Magic City but they won't get any of my money. Here is a video of the club. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sL1pUcXPSM

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Disappointing visit: Much more urban club feel than pre-COVID

Stopped by Subi's around 10PM on a recent weeknight. Parked on the street just east of the club. $10 entry fee after a temperature scan at the door. Sat at a booth…

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Need advice for Orange Co CA

I only have one hour on Thursday early afternoon. I will be near Costa Mesa, anywhere on the way to LAX works. Will be my first opportunity in a year to get out. Where to spend it?…

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Current porn favorite?

I haven't been to a club in over a year, but thankfully, there is porn. It's not the same of course, but I'm glad it's readily available. I rarely post a discussion; in fact, the last time was four years…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Not bad for Greenville

Arrived a few minutes before 7:00 to avoid the $15 entry fee. Yes the fun has gone down and the price has gone up. So free entry before 7 and there were…

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Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution and other...

"Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution and other low-level offenses" https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/27/us/baltimore-prosecute-prostitution-drug-possession/index.html "[Baltimore City State's Attorney Marilyn] Mosby's office, along with Baltimore police and BCRI, will work to support sex workers by partnering with local organizations like SPARC, a center for…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Not Bad for Area

As my title states, this club isn't bad for the general area. However, if one chooses to make the 1 hour trek north to metro Detroit, there are more and better clubs all around. Was in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH

Saturday afternoon visit. Parking lot was a tad busy. Saw some regular cars, meaning some of our regular girls were there. No black SUV up front though. Its impossible to see when you walk in,…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

A great time for a first strip club visit.

This was the first time I had ever gone to a strip club, so I was super nervous. Silly, I know, but that's what happens. Went on a Tuesday, hoping for a quiet time.…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Slow Day

I stopped in around 5pm after work. I won't talk about the bar set up or the parking lot as it has been covered before. Walked in sat down at the bar there…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lucky Monday Afternoon?

This was my first time I’ve been to DD during the day. I didn’t know what to expect. I got there around 2:30p and not sure what parking was but I gave the attendant $5.…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

NOT BAD

I have not been to this place for many years so I decided to stop by on my way home from work. The parking lot is in the back or on the street both are…

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R.I.P. Howard Schnellenberger

Former University of Miami HC, who put The U on the map, has passed at 87. Also about 2 weeks ago legendary boxer"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler passed at age 66.

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

The EC is still a good time

The club is right on 73 ifo the hotel Riv. Since covid, the place went through a major cleanup renovation. Once you walk in the left side of the building, grab a seat at the…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Wrong Name!

$20 admission plus $5 (I think it was) for parking. I called up and a guy read me the lineup, which is something the guy answering the phone at the Jet Strip isn't doing…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Thursday at Wackos

Arrived at Wackos around 11:00 pm. They have two people at the entrance one whom collects the cover which was 10 dollars and the other who does a pat down. The club to my surprise…

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I think I know this guy...

Yes, its xanderthelion. I used to hang with him in my old hood, before I met my brother ricks. Glad to see that ol’ xander is kickin’ hairless ape ass and feedin’ said apes to his family before he takes…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

More Mirage Than Oasis

First time visitor to the Oasis. There's a temperature check at the door (as well as a metal detector), but no mask enforcement anywhere in the club. It seems as though there are a…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cherry on top of my Pompano Tringle bender

It was the last day of my 9 day mongering in South Florida, I had visited the Pompano Golden Triangle many times so far this trip. I had originally planned on also hitting up Tootsies,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ups and downs at the remodeled club.

This summary is the result of two separate visits. One on dayshift, and one on nightshift. The experiences could not have been more different. Most of us know that the sure thing in the Pompano…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Make sure you “miss” bliss

Came to this club at about 3 am Pulled into the parking lot right off valley blvd and saw the tent that I heard the club takes place in now Guy said the cover was $35 and…

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Primal urges....

This is a huge turn on for me honestly. I get asked alot by men things like: what turns you on? What gets you going? What makes you orgasm? They say they wanna make sure they please me, but heres the…

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Everything you ever wanted to know about the "G" spot.

https://www.insider.com/g-spot?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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No shame...

Lets discuss what its like for a new girl... First night is hard for us all. The reality hits you in the face like a strong hand of honestly and moral solitude. I sat in the mirror wondering if this…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Make sure you “miss” bliss

Came to this club at about 3 am Pulled into the parking lot right off valley blvd and saw the tent that I heard the club takes place in now Guy said the cover was $35 and…

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Requiring the Covid Vaccine

And it starts. Rutgers has announced that they are going to require all students to have the Covid vaccine in order to attend classes in the Fall. https://www.rutgers.edu/news/rutgers-require-covid-19-vaccine-students But if you think about it, this is not really out of…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Back in Black

Was at HL yesterday, tried my old stomping here today. Arrived 1-sh, parking lot was packed! Walked in, got a pat down but no ID check, which is less than common. Front of the club…

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Greta Thunberg joke-tweets that worry over smaller penises will finally get more

Title couldn’t say it all. Greta Thunberg joke-tweets that worry over smaller penises will finally get more people to join climate movement. https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/greta-thunberg-joke-tweets-that-worry-over-smaller-penises-will-finally-get-more-people-to-join-climate-movement-11616705239 Reproductive epidemiologist Dr. Shanna Swan has warned for years about shrinking penises and compromised sperm counts linked to a certain…

Politics

The political thread way better than all the other political threads

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7499 Damn you Bezos! Think of society more often! We need to stop inequality in the most important way!

Spring Break trip to Hong Kong TJ in 2021

After finally making plans to travel to TJ, I drove straight down to the border From LA to San Diego around 4pm on Monday. Getting across to the Mexico line was super easy. Long as you go on the Mexican National Line. The BP didn't do any check. I just walk through without any issues. It only took me 5 min to walk from SD side to the Mexican Side. This was my first time ever crossing the border and I was expecting the BP to check your passport and if you have FMM, but turn out, it was just a simple following the people walking across. Once I cross the border, I took the shuttle to Hong Kong Club.…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

1st visit since re-opening

First visit since they re-opened. They closed the middle lap dance booth, I guess to social distance? Although those walls are more than high enough. They also closed the VIP room.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's good to be back.

Haven't been to Treasures in a number of years, but I'm in Vegas with a buddy, and the town seems to be opening up. We took the club limo, and got a nice table by…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

AZ is open and the hot girls are back at HL (and i am sure other clubs as well)

Lap Dance Cost: 10 Avg. Drink Cost: $6 Cover Day: none Cover Night: 10 Alcohol, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room VIP is OPEN and $25 per song floor dances are open and $10 per…

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Dana Carvey Joe Biden impression - LOL

I've always thought Dana Carvey was funny as hell and very-good at doing impressions: https://twitter.com/i/status/1374780551102627841

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Airline hubs and strip club scene

Having a job which involves travel, or any other form of frequent solo travelling, really enriches a strip club hound's hobbying. Sometimes, the major hubs are in great strip club cities like Houston and Phoenix, sometimes in middling cities like…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dances are back

Dances are available again! It was still fairly empty, but I am guessing that will soon change. Got a couple dances from some good looking girls. One older with really nice breasts…

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Stripper Freak Show

I was reflecting last night on some of the weirdest strippers I have met: 1) A dancer with Tourette Syndrome. I had to get a dance for the the lols. 2) A one-armed stripper. She actually had both arms when she started…

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The Pets of TUSCL

No I’m not talking about Penthouse Pets. Dogs, cats and fish. Willing to bet that’s what most people have. jackslash probably has a hamster and I bet RickDugans kids has a gerbil. Papi probably has an iguana.

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to their old tricks

Our governor dropped all restrictions on businesses this afternoon, so I decided to try my luck and see what Bandaids was like. Turns out, it was like a slow night at Bandaids Got in around…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vics is where its at!

Wanted to give an updated review, I stopped by Vics last Friday and it was on and popping, Thursday Friday's are the day to go you, there are a lot of really thick ebony women…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Surprising Visit

The last time I stopped in here it was called Paradise City and according to the review I did, that was 10 years ago. They are now open during the day but I had never…

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Are the girls thirsty?

Between the stimulus and reopening the answer locally is No. My ATF will happily schedule OTC with me but she never initiates reaching out to me which tells me she's not feeling broke or short of customers. The guys have returned…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Good weekend spot

I visit on Saturday nights every few months or so to see a regular girl there. But the last Saturday my buddy and I went around 10pm and it was already loaded. Almost no seating,…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Getting back to normal at Gold's

Gold’s has always been on my short list of clubs and it was one of the earlier clubs to open and had a decent outdoor area. Now I’m returning as it expands its hours and…

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Robin Williams would've turned 70 this year

In honor of that, I came across a Tonight Show with Johnny Carson clip with him back in '87. People always talk about how if you made it on the Tonight show your career was made, but in this case…

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First time dancer

Does anyone have any tips for beginner dancers?

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OT: Wow - crazy car from 1990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WEhsS9ybwk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPyL6dye1U0

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The Virus & Burgos St Manila Philippines Opening?

Looked like it was going to be business as usual for a while but then this new virus/variant came out and now we're on general quarters lockdown again.this girl here just wants to go back to work and back to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Post COVID HK mongering

This was my first time over the border since The Before Times, over a year ago. Even though people have been going there for months from The US, I didn't feel comfortable with a speak…

Politics

I don’t know if you know this Americans, but the Brits are the best at racism,

Title couldn’t say it. “I don’t know if you know this Americans, but the Brits are the best at racism, they are the best! They are better than you Americans, they are so good, you don’t even know you’re being discriminated against. They…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Wednesday Afternoon Delight

I visited XTC on a Wednesday afternoon, arriving at 3:45 pm. The "mask required" signs as you enter are less prominent, but I was asked to wear a mask until I walked through the screening…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The chicken fillet sandwich was the best

I stopped in this place about 9 PM on a weeknight after the Outer Space Club had closed. Wanted to see what this new place was like. It was a few weeks ago…

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Arizona opening up!

If I'm reading Governor Ducey's announcement correctly, social distancing and mask requirements will, henceforth, be up to the individual businesses. Should bode well for getting the clubs back to normal. https://azgovernor.gov/governor/news/2021/03/arizona-hits-3-million-vaccine-doses-administered-governor-ducey-announces-new

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH returning to almost normalcy

Decided to swing by PH to see if the vibe has improved. My last visit I felt the place seemed flat. I attributed this to the table seating vs Bar seating. The…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Eh...

This was my first trip here in quite some time, second time since COVID. It was the first week they were staying open until 2AM again. I got there around 12:30 got…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Have It Your Way

I spoke to the manager for about 15 minutes before I entered last night. He referred to the club as (the new Arnie’s). This is a “private gentlemen’s club” but under Gary laws women cannot…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Glad Kittens is open!

Visited on a Weednesday afternoon/early evening. $11 cover/drink and temperature check with mask required to get in. Around 10 girls working - Girls were real friendly and would sit with you and try to entice…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Rainy Wednesday

went on a rainy Wednesday drove half hour only to see 4 brazilian girls at the club.hoping to see more ladies i stayed. the club seemed decent enough to hang out for one beer. there…

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WTF A OK Walker Autoworks? This is dickish, not rickish

This is just inappropriate: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fayetteville-man-receives-last-paycheck-in-oil-covered-pennies-dumped-on-his-driveway If you’re going to give a former employee their last paycheck in the form of pennies you should make sure they are clean pennies. If you want to give them an extra fuck you by covering the…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Surprisingly decent .

Arrived at 8:30 pm Wensday 3/24/2021 8:30pm No entry fee No parking fee Nobody here as they open at 8 I was here decided to stop by honestly because I had to take a piss and I was…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Ok Weeknight at 2001

So went to 2001 after finding 2001 live online for clubs in Tampa. First thing inside of club is ok but on the smaller side. Could use a serious upgrade on lighting for…

Politics

Gym to give free memberships to those not taking Corona vaccine

Gym owner giving free memberships to anyone who can show they have not taken the Corona virus vaccine. 😎 https://wgntv.com/news/gym-owner-giving-free-memberships-to-those-who-dont-get-vaccinated/

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I have seen better days at this club before COVID

Last time I was at Scarlet Lounge was in September so thought I would give it a try this afternoon. It used to be my favorite club back before COVID, and had a couple of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Still great, coming back, but not be ready for every one.

It's tough waiting for places to open when you're avoiding crowds until you're vaccinated. Let me see if I can paint this picture properly. Every time I'm psyched to go I'm surprised at…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Don’t go!

Decided to stop in for the first time in over a year. Upon entering the club the bar is to the left, the bouncer is (usually) to the right, a square stage just past the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Underwhelming Compared to Past Glory Days

I decided to stop here after dropping a friend off at the airport. I had just driven past Landing Strip, which looked too full for my comfort. In contrast, Flight Club seemed fairly…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Solid Club for Relaxing Afternoon

I was killing some time before I had to pick a friend up from the airport. Paid the valet the usual fee and entered the bar after providing a name, phone number, and undergoing…

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East St Louis

Never made the drive across the river when in STL, but thinking about crossing over next visit. Are all the clubs here as shady as the look? One club actually has a 24 hour massage trailer next door and they…

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Are shrinking penises the reason for declining strip club attendence?

This scientific evidence could explain why fewer young men are getting into the strip club hobby. It could also lead more young women to seek out older men to satisfy their sexual needs. https://www.local12.com/news/nation-world/scientist-human-penises-are-shrinking-reproductive-problems-growing-due-to-pollution

Politics

More California "Progressiveness"

If the rest of the U.S. becomes California we may be fucked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNJjBC_w-oI

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Where is Eve ???

Haven’t seen @Eve post in 2-months and she hasn’t logged into TUSCL since February. We PM once in a while and I sent her a PM in late February since we has not PMed in a while and she hadn’t been…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Used To Be So Good

Stopped in at Wise Guys late on Friday night. Many moons ago this used to be one of the “go to” spots in WP, but even pre-COVID things had become sort of a joke here.…

Politics

Vaccine "Diplomacy"

The Washington Post (not exactly a bastion of right-wing conservative thinking) says Biden is sending 2.5 million vaccine doses to Mexico. Within a few hours, Mexico announced it will close it's own southern border, helping to curb the flow of…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

First time at this club and first time at club period.

I stopped in this club last Sunday for the first time. It was also my first time in a club. I found out a few weeks ago that two of my good friends…

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I miss American staff massage parlors

In the late 90s and early 2000s, I'd hit the American staff massage parlors. Nowadays, they're all Asian staffed. Sure, the actual physical massages are technically better at the Asian ones. But I miss the All-American ones. Where I'm at,…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

A small but sweet club.

Billy Dean’s. Now this is a club to remember. I’ve been here a few times so I thought I’d set some things straight here. Set right in a small strip club next to a family…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Return after a long absence

I am now fully vaccinated and determined it was time to head out and see what I missed. I went to PO at around 2 on Monday. The only difference was it looked much darker…

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The Death of an Industry / Canada

All this talk about speculation about things returning to normal, and thinking about international travel, for some reason I went to a Canada monger site, TERB (Toronto Escort Review Board). I haven’t logged in for years, and man was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Scoping out the night shift

Most of my visits to Silver Criket have been during the day, so I thought I'd give the evening a shot. Got to the club at about 7:30 PM and was charged $10 cover. Temperature…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Nice and comfortable.

This review is about two visits but the first one is too short for a review of its own. I went in on a Tuesday about 7. I couldn’t see any girls in the floor…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Yes it is true, she's HOT

After reading the last review I decided to venture over to LS for a chance to see the aforementioned hottie. Arrived mid afternoon Tuesday. New Valet guy I noticed, anyway pass the keys get a…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

maybe it's because I am a female too?

I, a female interested in the industry, visited Le Girls in hopes of seeing what stripping is all about, and to see where I want to work in the near future! I hit this spot…

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Return of Table Dances in Charlotte ?

Do any of the regulars know when the table dances are returning to Strip Clubs in Charlotte. $35/ song in VIP for not so great mileage is getting to be pricey hobby. I am fully vaccinated so ready to party.…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Weird place for a bar, wild inside though.

I grew up in this town, this neighborhood actually when I was much younger. Ao a buddy rented an apartment in the area and after meeting up with him I wanted to see if the…