Bella's Cabaret
885 SE 14th St Hialeah, FL 33010

You can get what you want for the right price, or something like that.

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MrEddyG
Jul 13, 2021, 1:43 PM
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Visited: Thursday Morning

After striking out at the Body Club, I didn’t feel like striking out just yet, so I headed here which is about a 15-30 away from the Body. I arrived just after 3:30 am & self parked; there was no parking fee, but the attendant said it was a tip payment, I tipped him $5. I noticed the hours posted before I entered: 5pm-5am everyday. Cover was $15, & before entering I was patted down by security.

The stage is basically in the middle (about 20 feet long by 5 feet wide, the bar is to the left, with about 10 seats there’s tables also in front of the bar & tables around the stage in a circle around the stage-I’d say about another 20 tables and a few seats by perverts row. I started off sitting there since the other seats were taken. There were at about 30 customers-including a few ladies -and about 20 dancers working. There were 2 girls on a stage: a big enhanced chested brunette (DDs), about 5’5, & lean & light skinned, & a blonde about 5’8, also fair skinned. The tip parade happens after their set is over (3 songs with most getting fully naked. I tipped them both a $1, & they seemed a bit annoyed at just that, but I’d just arrived & the tip parade can get annoying, I wouldn’t have minded taking the brunette for a few test dab exam but she ignored me the rest of the night. Most of the girls circulated the club for tips would get topless for a few bucks & gave mini-lap dances w/full groping & no one was admonished. I got a corona from the bar $5, abs I tipped te bartender $2.

The dancers were about 75% chest enhanced, which is fine if you’re into the that, but the book jobs looked good & about 50% had tattoos; not my thing usually, but not a deal breaker.

As the night wore one, I focused on two prospects: a 5’3 brunttef with natural Cs, sexy ass, & a slight tan (very cute), & a girl I thought was black, but she was a dark-skinned Cuban (probably had some black ancestry). She was about 5’o-5’10, slim with a very good boob job, sexy, sexy ass but with/very limited English (as with a lot of the girls). My Spanish is extremely limited. I enquired about VIP; she said $100 to the bar $300 to her; a bit high, but I agreed. The VIP is just to the right of the bar, just left of the stage at the back. There’s about 4 booths: about 10 feet wide by about 4 feet long with curtains for privacy, You have to pay the bar the $100 first & the girl got her money upfront first at the back. So here’s when things get annoying: the waitress & a bouncer appear & ask for $23 for “tax” for the VIP. ideas to expecting this but paid AND the bouncer asks for a “tip for him & the waitress.” I ask how much & he said 20 each so I reluctantly paid; that was almost a deal breaker. Anyways, the waitress says there’s a champagne bottle included, but I dint want it, & asked the dancer if she wanted that or anything else, she said no but at least it’s included if you wanted it. So in VIP total: I spent almost $450 something. Since I wasn’t expecting the extra “tax” & “tips” I was going tithe girl $260, but she balked at that. I told her I was gonna give her $280 & that’s it then after getting the waitress & bouncer to clarify for her I wasn’t expecting the extra tips. She seemed a bit annoyed but agreed. She asked for a tip after, but I said no.

VIP’s 30 minutes, we spent about 20 minutes there & it’s full service: no interruptions or checking on time limits, so after I was done, I left. The girl was cool, though. I forgot to mention there was a fellow Canadian working & she was leaving on the weekend the same as me; she was cool: blonde, pale, but not my type.

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