Be Careful What You Wish For When You Enter Hawaii Lottery

Lol, but word on the street is he's graduating to sheep. Wool to keep him warm after the library closes during the chilly nights on the street.

We're poor little lambs who have lost our way Baa, baa, baa We're little black sheep who have gone astray Baa, baa, baa

That is some redneck shit right there

I was all in on this until I saw you don't get to pick your own goat