SO WHAT IF WE DONT HAVE SEX IN VIP,WE HOLD HANDS TALKING ABOUT THE TRYING TIMES

Are you wishing to spend this quality time with one of your favorites ladies, nicespice or Nina? Blahblahblah23 would probably go jousting with you.

Maybe you should let blah play with Excalibur if you know what I'm sayin'.

You should put that in a bonus question. Would blahblah hold your hand before or after she stabs you? Or carry one off like a trophy. Would that count as holding it?

No sex in the champagne room you say , I say blasphemy!

You truly are the most noble of knights, not the quite the most efficient with money though

I miss Nicole

My liege, dost she charge extra for kissing her hand? Beware the wenches with golden loins syndrome, or GLS, milord!

I think The White Knight is using a euphemism -

Holding hands likely means the dancer has unsheathed his sword - and is holding it in her spit moistened hand.

Talking about troubling times likely refers to his shouting “Oh Lord, Oh God! This is so wrong, but it feels so right!”

@Cashman that's good insight on my liege's PL vernacular. Take care if he challenges you to a duel (no homo).

Then that's an expensive hand job.....