SO WHAT IF WE DONT HAVE SEX IN VIP,WE HOLD HANDS TALKING ABOUT THE TRYING TIMES

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• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  Are you wishing to spend this quality time with one of your favorites ladies, nicespice or Nina? Blahblahblah23 would probably go jousting with you.
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  Maybe you should let blah play with Excalibur if you know what I'm sayin'.
• wallanon

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  3 years ago

  You should put that in a bonus question. Would blahblah hold your hand before or after she stabs you? Or carry one off like a trophy. Would that count as holding it?
• twentyfive

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  3 years ago

  No sex in the champagne room you say , I say blasphemy!
• Muddy

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  3 years ago

  You truly are the most noble of knights, not the quite the most efficient with money though
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  I miss Nicole
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  My liege, dost she charge extra for kissing her hand? Beware the wenches with golden loins syndrome, or GLS, milord!
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I think The White Knight is using a euphemism - Holding hands likely means the dancer has unsheathed his sword - and is holding it in her spit moistened hand. Talking about troubling times likely refers to his shouting “Oh Lord, Oh God! This is so wrong, but it feels so right!”
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  @Cashman that's good insight on my liege's PL vernacular. Take care if he challenges you to a duel (no homo).
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Then that's an expensive hand job.....