Shots to the Head

This destination was not the first choice for our crew as one person in our crew had on basketball shorts, and that type of attire isn't accepted at Delilah's. When did a strip club need to institute a dress code to see scantily clad chickheads and tackhead tricks stride across the stage. We had been to Club Risque before but we didn't want to do that so we settled on Cheerleaders. The ambience has been described in numerous reviews, so I am not going to describe it again.

We were lucky to find an unreserved booth that was on the left after you pass through the metal detectors and was in front of one of the satellite stages. The talent consisted of a variety of surgically enhanced melanin deficient (aka White) and Brazilian girls with a couple of Black women sprinkled in, as Cheerleaders isn't known on hiring a copious amount of women of color.

The entrance fee was 25 dollars as a result of the McGregor - Poirier fight, which turned out to be a dud. We spent most of the time buying a multitude of drinks and shots, while telling girls that we weren't tipping them due to their indolence during their routine. My boy decided to get me a lap dance with a brunette white girl who had a well endowed chest (and I made sure to thank her surgeon), but the lap dance was mediocre for the most part. I do not know why he didn't engage in a lap dance with her since he was the one who noticed her, but it's money that didn't come out of my pocket.