Where dem girls at?!

My boyfriend and I stopped by on our way home from Key West. Miami Divas is super easy to find if you’re down that way. You don’t even need to take the Turnpike. As soon as you hit Florida City, just keep driving north on US 1 for about 10 minutes and it’ll be on the left side. There’s a parking lot that offered free parking when I went. They opened at 3pm, and we got there around 4. They offer happy hour from 3-7 with cheap drinks specials and 5 free food items (think burgers, chicken Caesar salad, etc).

The club looks very nice inside. Very classy strip club, kind of similar to a smaller scale Scarlett’s. One main stage in the front area of the club.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see the club properly out to use. There were literally no girls there! Unless you count the bartender, another girl eating the free lunch at the bar, and myself, there were no other women!!! The bartender did have a nice shape: huge boobs, big butt, and a waste cinched in by one of sexy corset things. But she was strictly just a bartender. I asked where the dancers were. She said they usually come in later. I did notice the private dance area. It was off to the side of the main club. Dances were listed as $25/song.

There were probably about 10 people there eating and drinking, plenty enough people for at least one or two girls to come work & make it worth their while. I’m used to the clubs in North Miami/Broward where it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a dancer-less club, even during the height of COVID. We’re planning to come back at least once to check out the scene later in the day so I can hopefully post a better review. With this club being about an hour away from me, it probably won’t be any time soon.