Red Tie, Blue Balls

Van Nuys, Sunday night. Sort of an industrial back road. Van Nuys ain’t bad. I parked on the street. Parking lot looked filled so I thought it would be really poping on a Sunday night. Good amount of customers. Only 3 dancers though. Security Pats you down. $10 cover. Very good looking door girl and a waitress was good looking too. It’s a nice place, but then again when you hear red tie your thinking this might be a fancy spot. One stage, no alcohol, nude club. Bathrooms next to the no alcohol bar. VIP past stage, lap dance booths on side blocked by couches. I heard the DJ say lap dances $40 and 2 for $60 if so fuck that this crowd wasn’t built like that . It’s a bunch of working class Mexican guys that were tipping the shit out of the stage. And nobody was doing dances. Maybe 15-20 customers. All drinks $8 non alcoholic variety.

Dancers two latinas, who weren’t bad, one was a little to fake for me body wise and the other could work on her body a little more but nice faces. And one black girl who alright. Nothing was screaming get dances to me but nothing was bad either. I picked my fate when I came on a Sunday night I guess but passing by the parking lot looked really priomising. Also there is a tv of the stage showing everybody and turns out I don’t look that good on camera. I look much better IRL I swear. They got to rework the prices then I’ll come back.