For some reason this morning my iPhone reminded me what a loser I am. “Your average daily screen time was 4 hours 5 minutes a day.”
That’s pretty pathetic. That’s an extra 20 hours during the workweek I could have spent masturbating.
What’s the worst you’ve seen on your iPhone?


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I don't have that app on my phone, and this thread is the reason why.
#ignoranceisbliss
Not exactly a proud thing to admit, but my phone buzzed me not too long ago that my average screen time was 7hr 13 min per day last week.
is this your own time or working hours ?
Seven hours a day looking at that little screen on your phone ? I'd go cross eyed. That's why I use a laptop.
my i pad said average five hours a day for the last week. i need a job. and maybe less web surfing and less porn?
My cell phone gets little use. It's really just for emergencies. Actually it's on my daughter's account and I don't pay for it. But it's a good thing my computer can't talk. My 27" screen gets a real work out.
"is this your own time or working hours?"
twentyfive is channeling his inner hall monitor.
I get something like 4-5 hours a day. Some of that is work but too much of it is fucking around.
Get a new phone.
Then your screen time will be split, 2 hours each, and won't seem that bad.
I’m too ashamed to even look
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