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Club Managers...STOP hiring Fat Hoes and tatted hoes.

I travel a lot for work and frequent strip clubs all over and have seen a notable trend with fat hoes being hired. They are ugly as sin, no matter what the politically correct try to make you believe.…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Big fat asses! (If you like that)

I had just come from lunch at Krug’s in Newark. Yes, their famous burgers are among the best you’ll find anywhere. By the time I left I had a good buzz going so decided to…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Wednesday evening early hrs - just a chill vibe

Went back again - this may become my usual spot. Was not going to do VIP again (see my last review) but instead came in early (no cover until 8), and just had a few…

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In other news... Adorable GND.

https://www.reddit.com/u/fairyjuliaaaa/s/aamMD94avs

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Friendly welcome to Sacto

Was visiting and this was recommended as best in town. I agree. In Rancho Cordova so a little bit of a drive from downtown. Entrance is back from the street, and doesn't face the street,…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Not worth it. Your time could be wasted here

Ya I’ll start off by saying this club sucks ass cause of the Cubans. I don’t remember if I paid cover but it was probably high cause there’s no alcohol. (BYOB) Big long stage in…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Total ripoff

Showed up not knowing what to expect, and I was disappointed. Club is nice, very high end decor, has a stage, bar, curtained off areas for VIP, etc. I am coming from S.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nice, but not my place

The place has been described well already, including the stage up front with the dance booths along the wall. I found the place to be very dark. I honestly wasn’t the biggest fan of how…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Ghost town on a Friday

Friday night trip to HTs in July. I actually expect some clubs to be slow in the summer months, as folks can get into all kinds of other activities. But I've been to…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Not bad. Lacking hot talent

Waited about 10 minutes for the dam traffic light arrow to turn green. Pulled in and parked, many spots. There was no cover at the time I came in. Once you walk in the bar is…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Indulge yourself on The Block

- [x] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: The club is in a building on “The Block” so there is no parking lot attached to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice club with a lot of girls at anytime.

For a Thursday afternoon this place was popping. A lot of girls a lot of customers. Cover was $5. Place is huge when you enter. Bar is in the center and main stage in the…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Decent Cuban milage. A lot of Cubans not interested

A lot of Cuban bitches doing nothing except watching men sitting down by them selves. Cover was $8 I think and decent amount of parking. Club interior is kind of old. Wack stacking chairs to sit…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Overall pretty good. Worth going again.

Dropped in at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. There is a U shaped bar with girls taking turns dancing in the middle stage. Drinks $12. Absolutely no one was rude. Good vibes. Girls on…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Worth a mid-afternoon stopover

Stopped by here on an L.A. road trip. Had a couple of hours to kill, which worked out perfectly mid-afternoon. Arrived around 2 PM and settled in to see who was available on stage. Watched…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

VIP is still good. Floor is Decent.

I arrived at 4pm on Thursday. Security conducted a pat-down. The entry fee was $10. All of activity was long was at the ground level. A dancer told me that the top level was…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Great time even if for a short time

This was my first time experience at FD downtown. I work nearby now and haven’t tried any spot in this area before. I went on a Wednesday around 6pm after work. No door charge but…

Politics

See You Guys Next Year?

On a Saturday morning the entire top page of the "Front Room" discussion board has a post on George Carlin (which I'm giving the benefit of the doubt wasn't political) and everything else all the way down is overtly political.…

Politics

Multiple choice:

Should Joe Biden be remembered as A) the most incompetent President in American history? B) the most corrupt President in American history? C) the most divisive President in American history? There is no all of the above or none of the above. Any…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Another lazy afternoon at RI Dolls

I got to the club shortly after they opened at 3:00 PM. The front parking lot had a couple of cars and the parking lot on the side of the building had about a…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've Seen the Light (But Not the Dancers)

Visited Cheerleaders for their monthly open bar birthday party for those born in the month of July. Cheerleaders runs this promotional event every month where a person with a birthday in that month may may…

Politics

Kamala's Oscar-worthy performance!

https://youtu.be/Rt0jHTUg0RI?si=sdtHLE275WfjkRJG Wow, what a special, authentic, spontaneous, totally unexpected and absolutely not-scripted and meticulously planned moment of serendipity when a professional edit-on-the-fly cameraman was there to see Kamala answer a phone call from a former POTUS on speakerphone. This is…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

A great club and a fun time.

Foxy consistently is my favorite club but I'm specific - I'm looking for young white (or light skinned) spinners - girls that are thin, natural smaller boobs, pretty face, and did I mention young?…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday is for Regulars

First time at PP on a Sunday Afternoon. Got a light frisk, $3 parking fee and free entry at 4:30. Walked in to about 20 customers, variety of ages, and as many dancers spread out…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Not Bad for a First Visit

Club is in or is very close to a residential neighborhood. Plenty of street parking and a small lot in the back of the club. Entrance is on the side of the building, up some…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

Disappointing FKK experience

This is my 4th visit to Oase. Twice before Covid and then last year and this month. This place is north of Frankfurt. I took 1/2 hr train ride from Frankfurt to Friedrichsdorf. Checked in…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

A short & sweet Friday afternoon visit

I arrived at RR around 3 PM. I had to keep this visit to around an hour. I had been hearing that business was picking up here, since Venom closed down. That was definitely the…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A very slow Monday night at Spearmint Rhino

I had already known that the Strip club scene in Pittsburgh proper is very hit or miss (more miss than hit) based on a plethora of mediocre reviews and my own personal experience. but due…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

Sunday night in Longview

First time back in a couple years. I was in town for work and decided to stop by on a Sunday night around 9 PM. The club is easy to find, the parking looks like…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Double the pleasure at Treasures

Got here around 10pm. The place is huge. It is clean with plenty of space and two bars. The DJ played rap, country, rock, pop...pretty much every genre of music. The one thing I…

Blondies All Star Cabaret

Calgary, Alberta

The best club in Calgary!

Blondies is clean and lively, I heard it's run by a gang but it isn't ghetto or thuggy at all. The ladies get to pick their own music and it was mostly rock or some…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Classic trucker stop

Teasers is always such a nice blast from the past. Walked in & didn’t have to pay a cover which is rare in Montana it feels like. Speakers are blaring a mix of 80’s rock…

Politics

George Carlin: the best ever

For CJ and all the deranged libs https://youtube.com/shorts/XhjRV68DIY4?si=FnYu68nRv1Wbdp4f

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Thursday Thirst at Bourbon Street

Strolled in Thursday night around 10pm. Parking lot was three quarters full. $10 cover at entrance and plenty of seating. It's hard to judge exactly how many girls are on shift. You can quickly scan…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Gold Diggers still delights!

Visited Gold Diggers after a long hiatus, due to a sports injury but boy was I glad to go back. The standard dimly lit parking lot, lots of available parking space, and no valet/paid parking…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Does anyone know how dances are like with Nikki or Dazzle?

What has y'alls experiences been with them? Do you guys know?

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still my ATF club

Before covid SR was my once a year treat to myself. I was hoping to avoid the $43 entry fee so called for the complimentary ride. Was told it would be an hour before…

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Quick careful service in a dark corner

I was visiting Houston for business and wanted to get a high mileage dance. I have heard great things about "D" Spot on various review threads and thought I would check it out. I drove…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Could have been better but was just unlucky

Came in after work looking for a comfortable time to wind down. Parked into the plaza in front of the store, plenty of parking available. Went in paid the entrance fee, got wanded down, and…

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Low mileage Thursdays at 21 Twenty

Thurs 7/25 8:45pm - [x] ID checked YES - [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Club: building is right off Route 73 South and attached to a motel and shares a large parking…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Riley?

I hear there’s a cute skinny white girl named Riley working here. Does anyone know when?

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Visa Gold!

I like Sugar. Club very small. Dancer like to have good time. I see a white girl. She come in from Las Vegas. I pay my cover and order coca cola. It hot day. I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Lots of fun

I usually frequent the Providence clubs, but I am finding this place is tons of fun. There was a $10 cover, I got a beer and it was $7. As you enter there is a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Don’t make me the butt of your jokes

But I’ve heard tell that there are strippers in the wild who perform while enjoying or at least employing a butt plug. I would like to see this for myself and see what type of lady does it. Anybody you…

Politics

“Maybe the Central Park 5 could take out a full-page ad to condemn the coddling

Title couldn’t say it all. “Maybe the Central Park 5 could take out a full-page ad to condemn the coddling of thug real estate barons who commit serial sexual assault.” ~ A tweet liked by J. D. Vance

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Early Tuesday

Decided to go in a few Tuesdays ago because of the usually good line ups on that day. Parking lot was pretty empty at around 11:45am. Went in paid my $21 cover and…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curves Price Increase - Effective 7-26-24

Just heard from one of my regulars at Curves that they have increased dance prices effective today - $20 floor dances, and $35 in VIP! This is an insane increase for the Tucson market in my opinion. Of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Upsell, upsell, upsell!

Upsell, upsell, upsell. I stopped in at the Pink Palace the other day. The place has been described endlessly, so we can skip ahead on that. The dollar parade, awful as always. A variety of ladies…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Not recommended, even for Columbus

Private Dancer is a small club on the outskirts of Columbus, where I spent a couple of days for work recently. There isn't much near by except an adult bookstore right next to it.…

Politics

So let me get this right, some crackhead ex-con OD’s on fentanyl we then proceed

to burn down half the country, ram through as much commie legislation as humanely possible and then finally bury this motherfucker in a GOLD CASKET in a week long funeral that eclipsed even the Queen of England. Meanwhile a 12…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

discount strip club you get what you pay for

the club is in a residential area with easy parking. when you enter the club there is a large bar in front of you where the girls dance. to the right are pool tables and…

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The other guy

We've all been there I assume. You know; you're sitting with a dancer having cocktails, laughs, sharing pics, she's into you and you're into her; and then suddenly you begin to realize that someone is going to stick a fork…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Best option in the area for a great night

Went with a buddy on a Sunday night from about 8 to midnight. The club itself is nice enough, less run down than other places in the area, reasonably clean and not smelly. Lighting is…

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

Not getting better

This was my second time trying out this spot. First time was ok and wanted to see if it would be better or worse. Arrived around 2:30pm. Not many cars so parking was easy. Nonexistent…

Politics

A religious person (MAGA fanatic) will do what he is told…no matter what is righ

Title couldn’t say it all. A religious person (MAGA fanatic) will do what he is told…no matter what is right, Whereas a spiritual person will do what is right…no matter what he is told.

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street, not the best anywhere, but still the best in the area

You walk downstairs into a large sitting area with one main stage and two smaller ones on the wings. The club is one of the darkest I've been to and has red lighting throughout.…

Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Portland, Oregon

Expensive Diamonds

I strolled into Diamonds on a recent Thursday at around 10. I had just came from Spyce, super dead at Spyce, 3 customers including me. I stayed at Spyce for maybe 2 minutes. After Spyce,…

Cristal Night Club

Mayagüez, Puerto Rico

Island action, jackson

They say they open at 9:30 but don't plan on showing up before 10:30. We went at 10 and saw a gal putting on makeup in the parking lot but couldn't find the door. Went…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Bang for your buck! Don't test your luck (on the streets)

Not provided because I've been there on various occasions. Dark and cozy, one stage, some fire girls, some hard passes. I like me a "Classy" girl, so theirs usually a max of 2 or 3 of…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

If you’re in Manhattan…

Visited around 10:00 pm on a Monday night. As has been described many times before, it is one main stage with a secondary stage that was not used while I was there. $20…

Bucktail Gentlemen's Club

Eagle River, Wisconsin

Couple Visit - North Woods

Eagle River – Thursday mid-June. First time visiting a club in the North Woods. I attended the club with my wife, so your experience may vary. The club is very close to downtown, no hotels…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Surprisingly the best experience that I had

I went on a Friday night around 10:30pm and it was crowded, not too many people but you can find a spot to sit. The club is small and they have 2 sections with one…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Quality faltering

Decided to stop by late on a Friday night. Place is situated with the bar being to the right, bathrooms to left next to a couple pool tables in the middle. Dances take place alongside…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sky

Worth the vip all the time money Happily spend

Front Room

Common Questions About Vidalista Answered

What is Vidalista? Vidalista is a medication commonly used to help improve certain conditions related to physical activity. It comes in different strengths, including Vidalista Black 80 mg and Vidalista 40 mg. How does Vidalista work? Vidalista works by helping to relax specific…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Barely worth it

I had a rare 2 hours of free time during a weekday. Decided to stop in at 1230pm. About 10 cars in the lot. Parked right in front. Walked in and there were 6 customers…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

fine, but not really worthwhile

I was in KC for work, staying downtown, so I thought I'd see what the area had to offer. It was in a decent area, by my standards (I am also from a bigger city),…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Jolie

Did she retire? Don’t recall hearing her name on schedule in a while.

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9zVg5IIyUa/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

Tijuana

Last second trip this weekend 7/26

Made a last second decision to have some fun. Will be in TJ this weekend, arrive tomorrow 7/26. Check out early Mondays gonna be mixing in some fishing but if anyones wants to BS over a drink don’t be…

Politics

Mr Trump YOU described kissing women without consent and grabbing their pussy, T

Title couldn’t say it all. Mr Trump YOU described kissing women without consent and grabbing their pussy, THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT. YOU BRAGED THAT YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED WOMEN. Do you understand that? How should a “GANSTA” should answer the question? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEwZIvOvbY&pp=ygUgZ3JhYiB0aGVtIGJ5IHRoZSBwIG9yaWdpbmFsIGNsaXA%3D

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

SRVN - private high mileage still thrives here

I have been reading some of the mongering reviews here lately, and wanted to add my take on SRVN From 2005 to 2011 I was a frequent visitor, have always had excellent experiences here, even though…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Stopping By Tonight (7/26)

A friend and I are stopping by tomorrow, coming around 10p. Would love to meet some fellow WMs in DC in person. Consider this an open invite and chat about the DMV bootyclub scene with knowledgeable folks. See you there.

Front Room

Are posters compensating for something?

Not sure if this is one of those Baader–Meinhof scenarios for me, but I'm starting to notice it more and more in various posts. Posters mentioning how healthy their tips are (and I'm not talking about their dick). Talking about…

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

Another failure for Atlanta.

Rumor is the club will shut down in 2 weeks due to lack of customers, etc. The manager Jimi Brown has posted this on IG: https://www.instagram.com/stories/jimi_brown_ So it looks like Onyx will be the next attempt for him. He was bouncer/mgr at…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Show Palace - Go Before Midnight for Comped Entry

First review. Show Palace was a decent club. Comped entry if you visit their website ($25 value.) No alcohol, they do have NA drinks (priced the same $10+ like alcoholic drinks.) Staff is friendly, bouncer…

Tijuana

US arrests Mexican drug lord 'El Mayo' and El Chapo's son in Texas

Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexican-drug-lord-el-mayo-is-us-custody-sources-say-2024-07-25/ For anyone whose watched Narcos: Mexico or El Chapo, El Mayo and Guzman Lopez featured prominently. I wonder, WTF were these guys thinking coming to Texas? What impact will this have on La Zona Norte? I think…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Great option before or after a game at MSG

Stopped in at Rick’s before going to watch a Knicks game at the garden on a Friday night. It cost $20 to get in, but the bouncers were nice and gave us cards for…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tatiana

For the detail junkies : - came in around 2pm to the pink building - safe lot - walk in and have to let eyes adjust - circular bar with seating on either side , dancers…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Not a Bad Spot but No Extra Mileage

I decided to head here on a whim. It's located in a quiet suburban area with good parking, so the location is awesome for late night visits as far as safety goes. The times I've…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Superior mediocrity

Basics I went during the day, I do not go during the night. It turns into a dance club with way too much fighting. This review is a combination of many visits, none of which include vips Layout Parking…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Chunky Cold Medina

Quick pit stop @ Band-Aids. I hadn't been there in months for various reasons not needing to explain here. Arrived around 4:30, no cover. I never get patted down or ID'd, but I always put…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

2-for-1 Tuesdays

I went to Centerfolds on Tuesday night to take advantage of their 2-for-1 dance specials. The club is easy to get to, right there on Broadway. Parking might be a pain, but I took an…

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Am I the Only Monger Patronizing this Bar?

I almost never go to TJ on the weekends. Indeed, it has been years, but I was invited to a private party on Saturday, so I Fly in on Friday about 11:00 pm. (Flight delayed…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Always a favorite.

I had some free time on Thursday afternoon so I made my way to my favorite club. I enjoy the smaller, local places vs the bigger fancier ones. May not be the best looking girls…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Alcohol and Nudity!

I stopped by on my way to a conference in Thunder Bay, Ontario. I paid entry fee at the door of $5 to a guy sitting there reading a book. Last time I was…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Cheetahs, Monday night

I dropped by Cheetah's Monday last. The cover was only $6 at the door with the perfunctory checking for weapons (I left mine in the car). Cheetahs has remained unchanged since they moved to…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Deja Vu is closed, and not just for a week or so.

Does this listing get marked as "reported closed?" How does that happen. See my "review" for details.

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Finally VIP

I have been to this place a few times and slowly but surely this place is becoming my go to palace. This time my visit was on a Wednesday around 3pm. Even before you enter…

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Hot for Teacher

I went to a Catholic school. We never had teachers that looked like this. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/QNmwC4Kn4Sf64w4Y/?mibextid=UalRPS

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Sweet dance at Babydolls from C

I went to Babydolls on a Saturday right when they opened at 11:00. They had a nice free buffet with good burgers and other types of stadium food.. Cover was $3 and beer…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Not worth it. Comfortable and mixed crowd

After hitting 2 clubs with only Cubans. Thought I check this place out for a change. Same bullshit. A bunch of Cuban girls sitting around while ALL customers are waiting around. Cover was $7 or $15…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Lapdance Duo

The Go-Go Rama is lit! Tue and Wed is free admission by showing their Instagram post. At first, I thought there were too many patrons (yet it wasn't crowded) for the girls working there, it may have…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Standard Cuban strip club. Not worth it for me

Parking was $5 I think. Cover was $15 or $17 I can’t remember something like that. Small club with the main stage in the front center and then a smaller stage on the right. All girls…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Burning through 20s

As I was leaving spearmint rhino this place was popping when I drove by. I saw the club name at a glance made a hardcore U turn and pulled in. Place is huge. Parked all…

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Kamala’s hot

She’s a good looking woman. Doesn’t mean I’ll vote for her but it had to be said.

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

50+ Cuban hoes. $0 spent | Not worth it

Part # (I don’t know) of Cubans diminishing strip clubs nationwide. Free parking. Lot looked decently filled but no customers inside. $7 cover no id check or pay down. I walk in and there are minimum 50+…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Wednesday visit

Basics, club is located in an industrial area relatively close to the highway 95/195. Ample parking and valet, feels pretty safe an secure, at least that's my impression only go during the day, not…

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Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities…

Title says it all.

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Tuesday afternoon

I last reviewed Player's Club about 2 months ago and this is my first visit back since then. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for more there.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire Never Disappoints!

The “Abridged Version” All the geographical and architectural information remains the same! If you know the prices and how Lust works, skip down to *THE GIRLS* *SERVICE* I find bartenders efficient, friendly and attractive. Drinks are reasonably priced and…

Tijuana

Renovations - Cascadas

Going to make a visit starting 8/19 and was wondering if the new elevators are done, renovations are done and what is the result? Do they now have elevators from the "front lobby" that goes up all the way…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Pawg Day Afternoon

Middle of the week. Middle of the afternoon. Middle of the summer. No cover during the day. The club was decorated for a bartender’s birthday. Fiesta banner. Piñata. Flags. Energy was up. Dancers were doing…

Front Room

Lyrics

Lyrics seem far less important today than they used to be, but after 10 beers on return to college night I heard this song live and just fucking cracked up. Let's share some of the lyrics we love with each…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

More dancers I expect to see next time

I often visited Vivide because it comes from follies. The parking is free and $10 cover. There were not many people at 3:50 pm when I entered. The environment is beautiful with exciting music I…

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Paris Olympics 2024

Any chance we can all root for the USA? We had a not great performance in Tokyo 2020. We took home the most golds and the most medals overall, but generally underachieved. We’ve got Sha’Cari Richardson back (tested positive for…

Politics

Court: Trump NOT guilty of rape

Now, I know all the little libs of TUSCL are going to have total TDS meltdowns. This article and the court records reference close the books once and for all on the LIE that Trump was convicted of rape.…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Not my night, but I'll try again as I know there are prospects here

Visited Players Club around midnight on Wednesday. Parking was easy, got very close to the front door. I can imagine parking getting dicey on busier nights but this was a slow Wednesday so it was…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Had a great night

Synn is always a fantastic place to spend an evening when traveling. This is my all around favorite club in COI even though Paradise and SR have their perks and I still visit them…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Worth sticking your head in for a few minutes to see if somethings going on.

I found myself near the Toronto airport with a couple hours to spend. Both Thursday and Friday my meetings ended early enough that I could spend a couple hours revisiting old haunts before the dinner…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Second visit better than the first

I went on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm, the same day/time as my first visit a couple weeks earlier. The club seemed slightly busier this time, but still a pretty chill atmosphere. Again, there was no…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Sexy girls with a lot of security

A buddy and I went to the club right around 1:30am on a Friday night. We took an Uber there so parking wasn't an issue. Front staff was friendly and tried to make us feel…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Bouncers doing us Dirty.

This place has gotten out of hand. Just now leaving. You guys know the bar setup. Prices are nuts. Sat at the abr ordered a beer less then $5. Only like…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Improvement

I stopped into the Hi-Liter on a recent late Tuesday afternoon. I arrived around 4:30. No cover charge, but they were back to scanning ID’s. Seated by a bouncer, I didn’t tip as there…

Front Room

Auto-Reject reviews

"Me and my wife..." "I was at a bachelor party..." "It was my first visit ever to a strip club..." You see any of that, just stop reading and head down to the red reject button and click. To the 2% of the…

HQ KONY Gentlemen's Club

New York, New York

Interesting spot - come with $$$

Surprised there’s no reviews of this place so I’ll give it a go. Came here on a Sat night after an early music show and was already a bit lit. Arrived shortly after opening so there…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

OGD Failed To Meet Low Expectations

Staying in the Akron area for a couple days, and wanted to experience what sounds like quite a train-wreck of an SC scene first-hand. The first stop was very much in line with those expectations. I…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

It was good last year...this year not so much!

Took a trip to Atlanta for business in early July. Between the heat and the frustration of my employees, I decided to make it a visit a strip club after business was over kind of…

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Who would you Smash? You can choose only one.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9m-z2vp49n/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9xYfDOPcdY/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

LONDON wanted to go on a ride on my Harley.

Same as always fenced-in parking lot, $5.00 door fee to enter. Main stage another smaller stage close to the bar entrance. Along with the 3rd stage near the bar. Today I rolled in around 6…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lou Turks: Closer to the Philadelphia Airport than Turks and Caicos

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient to…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dc clubs and good guys

Should there be a disclaimer on these DC clubs offering dances. Some people in their reviews present the clubs as selling lap dances, but any DC club is actually only allowed to sell air dances. You can be…

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Lexington KY

I'll be in Lexington tonight and have time to hit one of two clubs. Any suggestions on which ones I should get to?

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Porn Star Feature Dance Calendar

Any one have a site which provides a list of upcoming porn star feature dancing dates and clubs.

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Fun time in Latina land

First time visitor a few weeks ago to 5th Ave. Getting there from some of the other area clubs felt a bit like driving somewhere other than the U.S. The signage, people and vibe could…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Fun but feel like it could be better.

I’ve only been twice now including my trip yesterday. The first time I went I was treated to a lovely dance by an attractive, heavily tattoo’d woman which is my type and had an absolute…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Monday POV slide

I was a man with a mission, and I made every effort to test out the whole Rhino Room experience with Aubrey on a Monday day shift. I now know she works Monday, Wednesday, and…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Return Visit

Stopped in the Pony at 8:30pm on Sat 7/13 and submitting now after finally getting home from road trip. I haven’t been here since 2022 but most things are still the same. Couch dances are…

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Discussions vs Articles

I've read some good articles on TUSCL. But, there's always at least one expert reviewer who comments, "not an article - should be in discussion." Can one of Founder's minions please educate me on the criteria to be considered a…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

I'd give it another shot

First time visitor to Jiggles on my inagural tour of the Paterson area. Jiggles is in a residential area on a very steep hill. Must be a bitch in snow and ice in winter time. No…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Not high end but guessing there is fun to be had

First time visitor to this place a few weeks ago on a Thursday night. Arrived around 7 pm. I was a bit unclear on where you could park so I ended up parking a couple…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Found my new CF

I frequent here at least a few times a month. Imo it’s the best value of all the clubs if you’re looking for a little extra bang for your buck. So far this month I’ve…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

AA club in Paterson

First time visitor to Hi Beams. As others have said, parking in the area isn't great since it's a densely populated, low/middle class residential area. I went there twice in the evening - once for…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

A meh experience

I was in town for a few nights and had never been in Charlotte so I decided to check out the clubs in the area. I perused through some of the reviews for clubs in…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

How would you handle a raid?

Given the LE heat this place is getting, how would you react if you were in the club or VIP when the cops came in. I guess you'd have enough advanced warning to get out of the VIP area. Then…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Mission Kinda Accomplished

So once again I find myself in the Jersey area for work, and once I again I’m doing everything I can to squeeze in a visit to the pink palace. Difference this time is…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

The Bing

The world famous Bada Bing. Went on a thursday night, usually like going to clubs on Thursday because it’s slow and girls willing to work harder to get that money. Lots of pretty Latin women.…

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McDoogal’s in MD

I’m planning a trip to MD in a few weeks. Which day is best for McDoogal’s when it comes to really skinny white girls?

Homer's

Chicago, Illinois

Is this place still open ?

Never heard of this place but willing to take a try at it. Can anyone confirm?

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Affordable and service is generally good enough

This has been my go-to bar within NYC limits for many years. Here is why: Affordable and service is generally good enough. The place itself is a quick ride from Grand Central on the…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Nice change from Raleigh

I thought I would check Teasers out while on a work trip to Raleigh. The only Raleigh club I know is Ricks and I was looking for something more low key. Teasers was exactly what…

Politics

She said in her career as a prosecutor, she’s taken on perpetrators of all kinds

Title couldn’t say it all l. She said in her career as a prosecutor, she’s taken on perpetrators of all kinds: "Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain," she said.…

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dress codes

Will you abide by them or go somewhere else? I have only been refused entry once. Thee Whiskey Tavern in Columbia SC wouldn't let me in for wearing sweats in winter. The club got 21 reviews before it got shut down. In…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Reopening

Anyone hear anything?

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

Any dress code? Song duration?

Are sweatpants acceptable here? Also curious how long are the songs?

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Waterpark/Amusement Park Reccomendations

Summer is here and you got all these parks out there. Any to which you would say you had a good time at, ones you just gotta go to. I'm more of a water park guy to be honest, I…

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They're all just too fat!

Is this a new thing? Am I going crazy? I have been to about six clubs in the last three weeks or so, and I can generalize, that there really are VERY FEW dancers who are not simply TOO FAT…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

vip

how much is vip room

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Possible it might reopen.

I heard from a very reliable source that Platinum has a meeting with the Atlanta City Council today in an attempt to get it's license back.

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The Block

Leaving nyc to go see what The infamous “Block” has for me , What club does some of your favorite dancers work on the Block In Baltimore ?

FKK Forum

FKK Sharks is now number 1 on the Top 40

It hasn't even been on the list for sometime. I'm curious what changed? I'm irrationally obsessed with these TUSCL rankings, lol. I'm also curious to those who have been to both TJ and the German FKKs, how…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7l05vFCQQJ/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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Atlanta Cubans

I know there are many Cubans in Atlanta clubs, but does anyone know where the group from Diamonds went. I had heard from numerous sources that The "O" was their future home but after trying both days and nights I…

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Male Enhancement Solutions

I have low testosterone. I was told that the best solution is testosterone injections. I've been using sex pills at adult shops to get erection. The staff at adult stores were VERY HELPFUL in that regard. Any advice would be appreciated.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Extra prices

I went maybe 2 weeks ago n this club is a hidden gem for extras. I smashed 2 white chicks on my visit. I paid $120 and $140 for both…everything included. It’s just a small club

Politics

Ex-Prosecutor vs Ex-POTUS Convicted Felon, Guilty and Liable for Sexual Abuse an

Title couldn’t say it all. Ex-Prosecutor vs Ex-POTUS Convicted Felon, Guilty and Liable for Sexual Abuse and Defamation, Racist, Rapist, Raging Narcissist, Con-man, Thief, Notorious Liar, Fraudster, Deadbeat… Those are the so called “choices”.

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Denise Richards' Fun Bags

I can't wait to get ahold of her fun bags. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBaLaF2HGg

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stunna

Anyone gotten a vip with her? Does she do extras or OTC ?

Politics

Stormy must be very pissed

She didn't even have to fuck him: https://www.yahoo.com/news/internet-just-brought-receipts-showing-190750593.html

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek is near 57 years old, Leave this video playing in the background the next time she wants to spend 2 hours watching fox news https://x.com/ThebestFigen/status/1815214669264531738

Politics

RORNC

Rick-On-Rick National Convention: https://www.newsweek.com/grindr-app-crashes-milwaukee-rnc-1927750

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ITC full service

What are your thoughts on Full service inside the club, is it worth it, is it better in some clubs than others, what do you look for in a club before pulling the trigger on FS ITC? What positions are…

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ITC full service

What are your thoughts on Full service inside the club, is it worth it, is it better in some clubs than others, what do you look for in a club before pulling the trigger on FS ITC? What positions are…

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The Freakanomics of Stripping (Podcast)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNIYgPhQjo Mostly stuff we already know, but also some interesting stuff. Small miracle he found a stripper who admits she doesn't make thousands every shift. They give an estimate of 10% for the number of clubs that went out…

Politics

The Front Hole

This is Canada but elect Kamala and this will be the US https://www.facebook.com/share/r/uYJC58D5sKfKCjuR/?mibextid=UalRPS

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Is Atlanta dead?

Every review of every club describes air dances, cops walking the floor, VIPs that don’t touch … WTF? The last time I went to the Cheetah the girls were attractive but the experience was more of restaurant/club than a strip club.…

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Kamala Harris Word Solid Compilation - 12 mins

And this is who many Dems support? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzSBm4CaWPM

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High Mileage in Phoenix?

I recently moved here and visited a few clubs, would like to know from regulars here if there are any high mileage clubs in town. One thing a lot of older gentlemen tell me is that until a few years…

Politics

YOU PEOPLE, JUST ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

Is Donald Trump a RA_IST? a) P b) C c) GING NARCISS e) PACIOUS OPORTUN g) All of the above.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Guide for someone new to HK

Planning a trip to San Diego and hoping to spend a night in tijuana just wondering what the experience is like at HK. I’ve read some other reviews and discussions and settled on getting a room overnight but still curious what…

Politics

Heels up harris

No surprise Joe endorsed her since she bowed at the altar of Biden. Remember when she accused Joe of being a racist for voting against integrated school busses in the 60's and then accepted his offer to become the first…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Aline

Ran into this smoke show last time I was there. Any 411 on here and quality of the experience with her? Usually hot ones like that duds.

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Sasha

I visited the club a few months back and ran into the smoke show, who goes by Sasha. Blonde hair perfect body, amazing tits capped off by nipples that protrude like works of art. Question is her VIP worth it? And…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

MartinaCastroG

So a few years back I met my atf, who goes by the ig handle @MartinaCastroG. She was in my opinion the hottest bodied dancer I’ve seen at any club on the east coast. Very accommodating in the VIP and…

Sheri's Ranch

Pahrump, Nevada

Curious

Hey, do y'all have tranny's?

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Wondering how do PLs / men meet in person? (I'm near Tampa but a generic questn

I've heard that some of the established / longer term PLs had met in person or have been able to meet over the years. Although I'm near Tampa, I've never had a chance to meet with other PLs or even know…