Songs you would prefer not to hear during your lapdance

Basically anything under 3:30 and any songs that are so similar sounding I can’t count them

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying - The Bloodhound Gang

miracle cure by the who.

the only way one might ever hear this song at the club is it's the last day on the job for the dj and he feels like fucking around.

so imagine in the lapper room and you here this shit. the song is 12 seconds long. once it's done the dancer goes that's the first song. would you like another?

I've heard Enya at Mary's in Portland. That isn't the reason, but I recommend avoiding Mary's.

Unless it's something incredibly outside the norm, like sea shanties or polka music, I'm not going to care.

Questioningly; her eyes looked at me; and then she spoke; aren't you someone; I used to know; and weren't we lovers a long time ago;

Looked pretty close; forced her into view; yes I said, you're a girl; I once may have knew;

But I don't love you anymore; what do you want to talk me for; you should have let me just walk by; memories make us cry;

In the morning; I'm at work on time; my boss he tells me; that I'm doing fine; when I'm going home; whiskey bottle, movie on tv; memories make me cry; and I'm alone just me; just me......................................

3:21 seconds long and a great lap dance song. Thank you Rmones.

> A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying - The Bloodhound Gang
A stripper picked that to play for her stage set, must be 10 or so years ago. I had never heard it before. She thought it was hilarious.

I would love to hear sea shanties in a club. And actually, polka would be ok because so many dancers match their movements to the song to keep themselves entertained.

Strip clubs definitely bypassed the "Wellerman" trend of a couple of years ago.

A strip club DJ played Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" once which was a complete vibe killer.

On the plus side, it's almost 5 minutes long 😎

Eric Clapton's version of the Hendrix song "Little Wing" at close to 7 minutes was the highlight of a trip to the old Inner Room 25 years ago. Flet bad that they played the full song when laps were $6.00.

"Don't Touch Me There" by the Tubes

I actually once heard Butterfly Kisses in a strip club, thought I was hearing things. IFKYK

Lovin you
is easy cause your beautiful
Do la doodlely do
(Extremely high note here) Ah ah ah aaaah aaaah

^ had to google it - Minnie Ripperton

^^ Such a terrible song, but the worst boner killer ever: Jet Boy Jet Girl. Elton Motello. Exact same music as Ca plan pour Moi; note for note. Exact same music, which is great, but with lyrics such as "gonna rape, gonna penetrate, gonna make him be a girl", it's not so great.

Rock music gives me a headache.
Other than that, anything besides sexxy red or partynextdoor songs is good.

This is a bit of a throwback, but Trap Queen by Fetty Wap. I don't mind the song but find his vocals distracting.

Was at a place recently where they put on mariachi music. I think the little guy inverted during the song

One that drove me nuts recently is Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65. I always think the lyrics are saying I need a guy or something like that. I don't need to hear a song that makes me think of gay sex in a strip club, even if that's not the actual lyrics.

Anything by the Beatles. Not that I don't like the music, but just doesn't feel like lap dance music. Possible exception might be Come Together.

^^ Speaking of the user three comments above, "Danny Boy" would be a weird choice.

Strauss' minute walz.