Pooping outside the club, that is. Let me say from the get go, I am NOT referring to brown showers here. But, if anyone is into that, feel free to share.
When anyone is coming over to my place, I always minimally clean the toilet if not the bathroom in general. My current #1 OTC fav comes to see me direct from the club. She says the bathrooms at the club are not very clean, and she doesn’t feel comfortable using them. So she often arrives with a log that’s overdue for pinching, if that’s the most or least tasteful way of putting it. Her wiping is thorough, so all good with me, just something that’s fun to tease her about.


You are a very weird sick fuck and speaking of poop.. a dipshit!