Bonkers Saloon
5716 County Rd R Manitowoc, WI 54220

Bonkers would be a solid word to describe the ghetto ass dressing room drama

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Sep 17, 2024, 11:10 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Manitowoc, WI. Saturday night, up the shore of Lake Michigan. Area seems alright to me, plenty of parking in the lot next to the club. Walk in, open door just go right to the bar. No cover, no id check, no nothing. I got a soda water for $4. Really well lit club. Stage in center, one girl up at a time. Customers looked like mostly middle age and up white guys. Lap dances weren't even offered to me just rooms but in looking at other reviews I guess they do exist. But the rooms are 15 minutes for $160. They probably want to get you in a room so they can upsell, as this club sounds like ultra high mileage. Which for Wisconsin, is a big deal because typically this state is awful for any sort mileage. Even just decent would be big news.

 

Dancers. This is kind of the let down, talent isn't that great. Thin to thick, but a lot overweight chicks and just not really hot. No supermodels at all. Hottest chicks looked like the two blonde bartenders but 10 years ago. I would say the lineup is mostly black with some white. About 20 dancers. Ages ranged from 20's-40's. I would put it at 2-6 range.

 

You can exit out the back door. As I was walking out I heard a bunch of dancers yelling at each other about to go out at it over some customer poaching bullshit. I guess that's the dressing room that was wide open. I don't know I don't care. Same stupid shit all over in every club. Worth noting the UHM atmosphere this place has but I just didn't see much I wanted to have fun with at least from my angle.

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