I bootlegged a DVD with a movie where a young Johnny Depp showed his bare ass.
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Things you did that made a stripper really happy
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I treat strippers with respect and like regular people who just happen to like to strip and be touched.
Bought her pasties from the sex shop next door because she thought her top was too revealing (they come in 3 packs BTW)
3 pairs that is
mogul's mom wrote that answer for him.
Blew my load in her mouth. I dunno, she said she loved it, but then it was $40 extra.
Told them about an alternative way of making money. She immigrated from south America and kept asking me questions about my income. I never initiated the conversation about money. Yeah she was very intrigued on how to make money otherwise.
Told a girl about myself and that I was doing a trip to out of state. She immediately bombarding me with questions and got asking me if she can come along and what not since I was telling her it'll be my first time. She really was excited to try to be a plus one.
^ I left.
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