I Always Enjoy My Time at The Den

I’ll start by saying I’m new to this whole scene and I’ve never written a review before. I’ve only ever been to two strip clubs and I can count all the times I’ve gone on both my hands. I’ve been to The Den and one other place both several years ago and didn’t do any clubbing all the years in between. But now, I’ve been to The Den multiple times over a short span and I’m hooked. Every time, my experience has been more and more fun. I realize I have absolutely nothing to compare it to, but it is what it is. I’m intentionally trying to establish myself as a regular who’s not afraid to spend and I think people are taking notice. YMMV and I feel mine is pretty high, so I’ll try to keep it general.

The space is fairly small, maybe even podunk, but that feels a little too rude. There’s enough breathing room. There’s a little lingerie shop attached, the bar, obviously, a main stage, two side stages, a room specifically labeled “Friction Dances” with three large couches, and a smaller VIP area with another three couches. There are two pool tables and some slot games too. The whole space I would estimate is around 3000sqft. Maybe a little less. However, the VIP couches are smaller and kind of lumped together; there’s not much privacy, but that doesn’t bother me. When you’ve got an ass in your lap, tits in your face and a gorgeous woman getting you hot and bothered, everything else fades out. I will say, there are cameras back there and there’s a stated “no touching” policy, but different girls allow different things and will position themselves so you’re protected from the camera. I’ve also gotten the impression management will turn a blind eye for some. The recent times I’ve been, the VIP has been pretty vacant; it’s not really closed off, you can see right in and other guys rarely come through when I’m in there. I’d say 40ish customers can comfortably be in the club with 12ish dancers. The lighting is good enough, you can see the ladies just fine, but it’s a tad dark, I feel. You can’t tell the girls’ eye color or the color of their tattoos, maybe that’s typical, but all the important details are plainly visible. The music gets pretty loud towards the end of the night when it’s more crowded. You and your dancer can either have a hard time hearing each other, or everyone around you might be privy to your conversation. Customers tend to mind their own business, but some friendly conversation takes place. It’s a safe SC, I’m never sketched out. Given the location, there can be a country/western vibe, but the dancers, customers and music are all fairly diverse.

They open at 5, except on Sundays, which is 6, and it’s a little dead until around 11. Maybe 5 ladies with 20ish customers, but this is how I met my CF. If you’re at the stage and tipping at the slow times, the girls will take notice and approach you, or start conversation when they’re up there. IME, the final three hours of the night (11-2) are fucking packed with people, but I’ve only ever gone on weekends. I like to start earlier, so at this point in the night, l’ll already have my favorite locked down and don’t try to approach other dancers; I can’t speak to how much attention you’ll get if you come later in the night. It gets pretty loud and busy. This is when there are 40+ patrons and 10-15 dancers, so the ratio is the same, at least. If you’re tipping at the stages, you’ll obviously get some love, but I can’t say I’ve been approached at peak hours.