Take out a small loan for lap dances.

This place is located in a small town off the bay area 20 minutes from Maryland Live. I was at Maryland Live and decided to visit this place. It's a completely grey building that's easy to pass by if you're not paying attention but the lighting is good and there's plenty of parking. There's a $20 cover, BYOB, no smoking, soda and water is available for purchase.

This has to be the most bizarre, clean yet very bland club I've ever been in. There were Violet lights under the bar lighting it up with coolers which is the in the center of the room where the Main pole is located for dancers, There were bar stools all around the bar and to the left and right side were table and chairs for seating. There are also 2 big screen TV's playing sports located in two sections of the club.

There were also 4 VIP rooms and to the far back is an open area for Lap dances where everyone can see you essentially.