Anybody Else Have This Problem?
I have a hard time cumming from a blowjob. Meaning that I almost never come from a blowjob. There are the extremely rare Black Swan events where there is some inscrutable combination of circumstances that cause me to gently stroke/tap my honey of the moment on the shoulder in what is apparently the universal signal that “I’m gonna blow, honey” (if no condom is in involved) or “Time to fuck, honey” (if there is). But, usually, if it goes on too long, I just get bored and distracted.
So, why should it go on too long? I was ruminating on this quite recently. I decided to check in on a new acquaintance who, upon our first meeting, made it clear to me that she had a remarkably broad menu. I didn’t/couldn’t partake fully upon our first meeting, because my old ass had sex within a couple hours before that first, “meet cute” encounter.
So for meeting number two, I made sure that everything was shipshape, and I’d had the requisite period of abstinence for reliable performance. I had a narrow time frame in which to make something happen, so I asked the bartender to track her down (and damned if I didn’t forget to tip her for that service—I’ll take care of her next time).
Off to VIP we go, with minimal conversation, but a reasonable amount of groping and making out, and then she says: “I can’ fock you becaw I ha’ no cawndawm” (That’s phonetic, btw). There’s quite a language barrier and I have trouble hearing well in SCs generally but I surmise that her explanation for not having a condom was most likely that she had run out of condoms. She’s a dayshift girl and I showed up in early evening.
So she says she’ll do CIM. How can I say no without seeming rude? After a while, I got bored and distracted and fixated on how I almost never come from a blowjob. Prototypical self-fulfilling prophesy.
We figured it out: I sometimes wonder “Why on earth would I ever want a handjob?”. I have a finite number of orgasms left in my body, and I don’t want to squander them on any that don’t involve ejaculation into a woman’s bodily orifice. Welp, here was that Black Swan event. BTW, a HJ goes down better if you slather on condiments like simultaneous DFK’ing and FIV’ing.
Next time, I’ll come equipped and avoid the issue
So, why should it go on too long? I was ruminating on this quite recently. I decided to check in on a new acquaintance who, upon our first meeting, made it clear to me that she had a remarkably broad menu. I didn’t/couldn’t partake fully upon our first meeting, because my old ass had sex within a couple hours before that first, “meet cute” encounter.
So for meeting number two, I made sure that everything was shipshape, and I’d had the requisite period of abstinence for reliable performance. I had a narrow time frame in which to make something happen, so I asked the bartender to track her down (and damned if I didn’t forget to tip her for that service—I’ll take care of her next time).
Off to VIP we go, with minimal conversation, but a reasonable amount of groping and making out, and then she says: “I can’ fock you becaw I ha’ no cawndawm” (That’s phonetic, btw). There’s quite a language barrier and I have trouble hearing well in SCs generally but I surmise that her explanation for not having a condom was most likely that she had run out of condoms. She’s a dayshift girl and I showed up in early evening.
So she says she’ll do CIM. How can I say no without seeming rude? After a while, I got bored and distracted and fixated on how I almost never come from a blowjob. Prototypical self-fulfilling prophesy.
We figured it out: I sometimes wonder “Why on earth would I ever want a handjob?”. I have a finite number of orgasms left in my body, and I don’t want to squander them on any that don’t involve ejaculation into a woman’s bodily orifice. Welp, here was that Black Swan event. BTW, a HJ goes down better if you slather on condiments like simultaneous DFK’ing and FIV’ing.
Next time, I’ll come equipped and avoid the issue
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"Next time, I’ll come equipped and avoid the issue"
Maybe it's passé to always carry a rubber, but fuck it I'd rather have a lonely rubber than blue balls (or a miracle handjob). I'll let some hot strippers rub one out just to see if they offer something better for next time...but wouldn't pay for that.
Then 4 years ago had my prostate removed (cancer). That left my orgasms without emission, but little me less sensitive, as in harder to come. Until one fateful night. I’d licked and rubbed her to 2 or 3 good ones, and returning the favor, she just kept at it, mouthing me deep and long till I experienced my 1st CIM that didn’t stop with first squirt. Didn’t stop for a wonderful while.
I still don’t come easy that way, so I’ll help with the buildup, then let her pull me over the edge. Just LOVE it. An old dog learns new tricks situation – or unlearns the holding back.
I find i have to feel like she wants it.
There was one dancer in particular who demonstrated to me what an *actual* amazing BJ was supposed to feel like. It was great, but it was also difficult to replicate beyond this dancer.
Because I may not be particularly bright, but I'm also not quite dumb enough to tell a woman with my dick in her mouth, "Hey, you should ask Candy about the right way to do this."
I tried viagra recreationally once. Had heart palpitations and a 3 hour hardon...my dick felt numb and i couldnt cum
There are plenty of escorts who offer BBBJ. CIM is something thats much harder to find… many pornstars will do it… many of the girls charging $1000 an hour will do it. But its harder to find CIM from many girls. I think the ones who do it, also think its healthy for them to swallow it.
If a girl doesnt offer BBBJ that may be a strong indicator she has a SO/pimp and considers it too intimate to do with clients. A bbbj isnt very risky if they just do a basic visual check before providing it.