Anybody Else Have This Problem?

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Manuellabore
I have a hard time cumming from a blowjob. Meaning that I almost never come from a blowjob. There are the extremely rare Black Swan events where there is some inscrutable combination of circumstances that cause me to gently stroke/tap my honey of the moment on the shoulder in what is apparently the universal signal that “I’m gonna blow, honey” (if no condom is in involved) or “Time to fuck, honey” (if there is). But, usually, if it goes on too long, I just get bored and distracted.

So, why should it go on too long? I was ruminating on this quite recently. I decided to check in on a new acquaintance who, upon our first meeting, made it clear to me that she had a remarkably broad menu. I didn’t/couldn’t partake fully upon our first meeting, because my old ass had sex within a couple hours before that first, “meet cute” encounter.

So for meeting number two, I made sure that everything was shipshape, and I’d had the requisite period of abstinence for reliable performance. I had a narrow time frame in which to make something happen, so I asked the bartender to track her down (and damned if I didn’t forget to tip her for that service—I’ll take care of her next time).

Off to VIP we go, with minimal conversation, but a reasonable amount of groping and making out, and then she says: “I can’ fock you becaw I ha’ no cawndawm” (That’s phonetic, btw). There’s quite a language barrier and I have trouble hearing well in SCs generally but I surmise that her explanation for not having a condom was most likely that she had run out of condoms. She’s a dayshift girl and I showed up in early evening.

So she says she’ll do CIM. How can I say no without seeming rude? After a while, I got bored and distracted and fixated on how I almost never come from a blowjob. Prototypical self-fulfilling prophesy.

We figured it out: I sometimes wonder “Why on earth would I ever want a handjob?”. I have a finite number of orgasms left in my body, and I don’t want to squander them on any that don’t involve ejaculation into a woman’s bodily orifice. Welp, here was that Black Swan event. BTW, a HJ goes down better if you slather on condiments like simultaneous DFK’ing and FIV’ing.

Next time, I’ll come equipped and avoid the issue

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wallanon
3 months ago
This is like the scene in a movie where a dude is already beaten to a pulp but wants to keep fighting and the other guy walks away. Would it even be fun to troll this?

"Next time, I’ll come equipped and avoid the issue"

Maybe it's passé to always carry a rubber, but fuck it I'd rather have a lonely rubber than blue balls (or a miracle handjob). I'll let some hot strippers rub one out just to see if they offer something better for next time...but wouldn't pay for that.
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Muddy
3 months ago
It definitely takes way longer for me, yeah I’m with you on that one
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Studme53
3 months ago
Uh….no.
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Studme53
3 months ago
And I have an infinite number orgasms left, so no problem
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gSteph
3 months ago
I used to have this ‘issue’. Trained myself to. Wife was always good with BJ warm-ups, but CIM was just not for her. So I got good at holding off a l-o-n-g while till PIV time.

Then 4 years ago had my prostate removed (cancer). That left my orgasms without emission, but little me less sensitive, as in harder to come. Until one fateful night. I’d licked and rubbed her to 2 or 3 good ones, and returning the favor, she just kept at it, mouthing me deep and long till I experienced my 1st CIM that didn’t stop with first squirt. Didn’t stop for a wonderful while.

I still don’t come easy that way, so I’ll help with the buildup, then let her pull me over the edge. Just LOVE it. An old dog learns new tricks situation – or unlearns the holding back.
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funonthaside
3 months ago
I can come faster from a BJ than intercourse.
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Lanechange
3 months ago
It is all in your head. I had an ATF that would do anything ITC. She took 4 songs of determined effort to make it happen. I had another that could swallow the evidence as a finale. But some girls could reliably do it covered and one that was pretty good at it had to so a stage set before resuming.

I find i have to feel like she wants it.
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gammanu95
3 months ago
I really think it is the girl and her technique. The greatest blowjobs ever were from an SO that only deliberately allowed me to CIM once when I was post surgery, but her foreplay BJs were consistently exceptional. The other was from a hook-up date with a girl who prided herself on BJs and swallowing every single time. There is an old joke, "Why is a bride always smiling?" Answer, "Because she knows she has given her last blow job." Not all women are going to put in the effort to really learn how to please a man with her mouth alone.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 months ago
I don't think that this is an incredibly rare thing. I also think it's a complex combination of age, psychology, and technique.

There was one dancer in particular who demonstrated to me what an *actual* amazing BJ was supposed to feel like. It was great, but it was also difficult to replicate beyond this dancer.

Because I may not be particularly bright, but I'm also not quite dumb enough to tell a woman with my dick in her mouth, "Hey, you should ask Candy about the right way to do this."
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skibum609
3 months ago
3 things most women think they are great at: Interior decorating; advice and blow jobs. Most can't do any of the above correctly. Women got used to guys who nut very quickly, so those of u who don't find that 5–10-minute bj uninspiring.
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shadowcat
3 months ago
I have to agree with Ishmael. I'm 82 and even with Sildenafil I would rather have a BBBJ than CFS. But finding a girl that will provide the service that I like is hard to cum by.
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aham5
3 months ago
First off, try some cabergoline. MSOG no problem
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JamesSD
3 months ago
Do you have the same issue in a hotel room vs the back of a seedy club?
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Icey
3 months ago
Exercise before. Dont cum for a while.

I tried viagra recreationally once. Had heart palpitations and a 3 hour hardon...my dick felt numb and i couldnt cum
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rickmacrodong
3 months ago
Shadowcat, are you saying most strippers youre coming across aren’t willing to provide BBBJ? Or is it CIM you’re after?
There are plenty of escorts who offer BBBJ. CIM is something thats much harder to find… many pornstars will do it… many of the girls charging $1000 an hour will do it. But its harder to find CIM from many girls. I think the ones who do it, also think its healthy for them to swallow it.

If a girl doesnt offer BBBJ that may be a strong indicator she has a SO/pimp and considers it too intimate to do with clients. A bbbj isnt very risky if they just do a basic visual check before providing it.
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Manuellabore
3 months ago
While I thought the original post was clear, the issue has nothing to do with exercise or abstinence or Viagra or weird supplements or the setting or hardons generally. It is specific to blowjobs. FS is no problem
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