Discussions by jackslash (page 511)

Making it rain is not common in the upscale, mostly white clubs I visit in the Detroit area. But yesterday I saw a real rainstorm. When I arrived in the club, a single dancer...

Kaley, a star of "The Big Bang Theory," "affirmed that she had implants done at age 18, calling them the 'best decision she ever made.'" In your face, breast implant haters! http://www.starpulse.com/news/Kevin_Blair/2014/04/01/kaley_cuoco_calls_breast_implants_the_ ...

Blow jobs are overrated. I have found that having an interesting conversation with a dancer is far more satisfying than sloppy, wet oral sex. Talking to a dancer forms an emotional...

The author claims "that nobody, so far as I can tell, really enjoys the experience of going to a strip club." What a buzz-kill! http://thefederalist.com/2014/03/28/strip-club-ennui/ ...

I got home from the strip club, and my cat bit me on the hand when I went to pet her. Not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough to hurt....

I need Bryant's contract to keep me out of strip clubs too. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2007326-dez-bryants-cowboys-curfew-and-strip-club-ban-alive-and-well-in-dallas...

http://www.wacotrib.com/news/city_of_waco/strip-clubs-say-broader-city-regulations-would-be-onerous/article_2b73626b-cab6-5e34-8a79-cc4181319c73.html "About 20 people, not counting city officials, turned up for a public meeting on the proposed ordinance. Many delivered pointed criticisms of the ordinance" Good push back! ...

A stripper I know hasn't been dancing much lately. Then she revealed on Facebook that she is making good money as a findom (or FinDom). I had no idea what that was,...

I was planning to stay home this Saturday, reading and cooking a good dinner. Then a stripper texted me this morning: Stripper: Hi sweetheart Hope you can come in and play with...

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/03/21/4008582/hawaii-law-lets-police-have-sex.html Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ...

http://www.dailynews.com/government-and-politics/20140319/xposed-strip-club-manager-elected-to-canoga-park-neighborhood-council I'm glad that the prejudice against strip club managers has been overcome. How long will it be until we see the first strip club manager elected President? ...

Interesting views from a Detroit extras dancer. http://titsandsass.com/an-open-letter-from-a-detroit-extras-girl/ ...

Last week I found money in a strip club. I was sitting at a table beside one of the satellite stages jutting off the main stage. Strippers walk out onto these stages...

On Saturday I attended a memorial service for a friend of mine who recently died. The memorial was followed by a lunch in the church basement. During the memorial service, during the...

Politicians are such hypocrites. They routinely do much worse things than visit a strip club, but they act like this is an unforgivable sin. http://www.postbulletin.com/news/politics/candidate-drops-out-of-race-after-alleged-strip-club-visit/article_90f2bd24-0b35-5e59-95f7-57b9a357f85c.html And why are strip club so...

Total Reviews: 1 Monaco Men's Club Av. Inglaterra Guadalajara, Jalisco Reviewed on: March 11, 2014 Visited on: Saturday After Midnight Dancers on Shift: 1-5 Star_Rating_0_Half Dancers Star_Rating_0_Half ValueStar_Rating_0_Half Atmosphere Star_Rating_0_Half Overall Fuck this club!, they robbed me blind, told...

Driving home from the club today, I reflected on the fact that strippers show more enthusiasm when giving head than when giving full service. Have you experienced the same phenomenon? Why do...

These are 2 interesting articles on a Dallas-area woman who has lied to and manipulated men all her life. It's not surprising that she would work as a stripper. http://dallas.culturemap.com/news/city-life/03-06-14-keller-black-widow-michele-williams-bond-strip-club-murder-trial/ http://dallas.culturemap.com/news/city-life/10-31-13-keller-black-widow-michele-williams-murder-husband-greg/ ...

http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/strip-club-ordinance-hits-snag-amid-prostitution-concerns/wed-03052014-428pm Chicago is a great city, but I would never live there again. The strip clubs are too lame. ...

British TV series on strippers describes their lives: “I saw girls making blow jobs in the first club I worked. I never let someone touch me but we had to take off all...

I took a fav dancer to VIP today for BBBJ and CF. Later, downstairs, the dancer told me she was in trouble with the manager because a condom was found in the...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/03/nyregion/in-fight-against-strip-clubs-community-leaders-target-liquor-licenses.html?nl=nyregion&emc=edit_ur_20140303&_r=0 ...

It's good to learn that strippers have some practical use. I wonder if Farmerart uses stripper technology in his business? http://www.oilandgaseurasia.com/en/node/59726 ...

I have not gone to the new Scores Detroit club yet, but I talked to a dancer who had been there. She said the place was dead. She told me that they...

Forget about finding a sugar baby on Seeking Arrangements. You can contribute money to a woman and never get any sex. It's like being married. http://www.businessinsider.com/working-for-mygirlfund-2014-2 ...

"Luv u hun" is a text a stripper sent me on Saturday. Maybe I'm becoming a surly old curmudgeon, but I don't like being called "hun." Strippers used to call me...

I just got home from my favorite strip club, where I spend a lot of money 2 or 3 times a week. I arrived at the club later than usual, a little...

Story by a librarian who also worked as a stripper. I could finally combine my passion for reading with my passion for strippers. No stripper I have gotten to know well...

"Mark was fired after he was dispatched to an emergency call for a woman screaming for help but, instead of immediately responding, Mark stopped at the Men's Club on Atherton Road to deliver fast...

Strip club fire in Tucson: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/24763908/firefighters-face-heavy-smoke-in-tucson-strip-club Two strip club owners run into each other in Miami Beach, and ask each other what they're doing there. Owner 1: "Al, my strip club burned down, and so I...

I want to go into space. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kate-upton-dons-skimpy-bikini-zero-gravity-shoot-article-1.1618375 ...

The worst invention ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4 ...

Two strippers are walking down the street and pass a shop with a sign in the window: "blouses $2, skirts $4, dresses $5." One stripper says to her friend, "Wow! Look at the...

On a flight to LA, a stripper is seated next to a female Baptist missionary. When the stewardess comes around with drinks, the stripper orders a glass of white wine. After giving...

Here is an article about a TV documentary on Scottish strippers. Strippers in Scotland seem about the same as American strippers: "With a lack of jobs and the sky-rocketing cost of living, lapdancing's...

While in southern California last week, I took a whale watching tour off Dana Point. I saw 7 whales, spouting as they surfaced and showing their flukes as they returned to the deep....

I find it hard to believe that someone with the nickname "Slime" could be guilty of a shootiing. http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehigh-county/index.ssf/2014/02/man_accused_of_fatally_shootin.html ...

Christie Brinkley turned 60 this month. She looked great in National Lampoon's Vacation and she looks great today. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/christie-brinkley-talks-turning-60-dons-sexy-swimsuit-people-article-1.1595288 As a man in his 60's, I have to confess that Christie is the only woman...

My eyes! My eyes! https://twitter.com/CertifiedHotti/status/429964071832526848/photo/1 ...

The sexual abuse allegations raised by Mia Farrow against Woody Allen have surfaced again in Dylan Farrow's letter to the NYT. Just to let you know where I'm coming from, I am a huge Woody...

Despite the bad puns, this is an entertaining story on New York strip clubs during Super Bowl week. http://www.vocativ.com/01-2014/americas-elite-strippers-warm-super-bowl/ ...

I had sex with this stripper today for the first time. She's a blonde with big tits--just the kind of slut I like. Afterwards we were drinking and talking, and I...

On my way to the Detroit strip club, the temperature was 4 degrees F, up from the negative temperature earlier in the day. The club's parking lot had fewer cars than usual, but...

What is the definition of cow tipping? Throwing dollars at overweight strippers. ...

Do you think the author is a faggot or a major faggot? http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2014/01/what-guys-think-8-reasons-i-ha.html ...

When I became a strip club aficionado about 7 years ago, my first favorite was a dancer named Monique. She was a petite blonde just 5 feet tall with a pair of nice...

The husband of a stripper walks into the club with a gun, and says, "I heard a guy had sex with my wife. I'm going to shoot him." The bartender looks at him, and...

Last month I posted a humorous list of excuses strippers use not to have sex with you. I wonder if I've found a new one. Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come...