Scottish Stripper Documentary

Here is an article about a TV documentary on Scottish strippers. Strippers in Scotland seem about the same as American strippers:

"With a lack of jobs and the sky-rocketing cost of living, lapdancing's easy money has turned it into a short-term career choice for hundreds of Scottish women."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/strip…



I feel compelled to add a Scottish stripper joke.

A Scottish stripper and her boyfriend want to go on a thrill ride in a small plane, but they tell the pilot that the £100 price is more than they want to pay.
The pilot says, "I'll tell you what. If you don't scream during the ride, I won't charge you. But if you do scream, you have to pay £50 each."
So the pilot takes them up, and performs loops and rolls and stalls, doing everything he can to scare the couple. But nothing worked. Finally the pilot lands the plane, and says, "I've got to hand it to you. You sure are brave."
The stripper says, "Thanks. But I nearly lost it when my boyfriend fell out."