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mausercat

Joined Oct 2012
Last Seen Aug 2014

My roommate was on this board for over a year and then lost his membership. Had trouble getting back on so I am handling his business for him. I am a 5 year old alley cat who lives with him in a humble flat in a Minnesota river town. I know whenever he goes off catting he brings a sketch pad along with his bus ticket. He believes that all the dancers are sweet and innocent wearing hearts of gold beneath their scanty raiment. And he goes to strip clubs because where else can you fall in love with a different lady every night.

Reviews by mausercat

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published 10 yrs ago
On U.S. 10, heading north to...
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mausercat

8.0

On U.S. 10, heading north to the Lake Country and Fargo, you see the animated sign stating that this establishment is opened every day at 5 p.m. Before then, you see no cars…

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published 10 yrs ago
The real Bourbon Street may be...
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mausercat

6.7

The real Bourbon Street may be a thousand miles south of here, but this place manages to convey the image of the French Quarterclub, open to the street, where one can look in and see…

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published 11 yrs ago
I went there with a friend...
reviewed by
mausercat

8.3

I went there with a friend Sunday of Victoria Day weekend. Sat outside until the doors opened at 5. It was pleasant watching the strippers come to work in civilian clothes.…

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Discussions by mausercat

discussion
started 11 yrs ago
Front Room
Take It Off!
posted by
mausercat

"Take it off, take it off," cries a voice from the rear
"Take it off, take it off," why that's all that you hear
But she's always a lady, even in pantomime,
So she stops....but always just in…

discussion
started 11 yrs ago
Front Room
The Best US Cities for Strip Clubs
posted by
mausercat
  1. Detroit

  2. Baltimore

  3. Tampa

  4. New Orleans

  5. San Antonio

  6. Denver

  7. Albuquerque

  8. Los Angeles

  9. Kansas City

  10. Philadelphia

discussion
started 11 yrs ago
Front Room
Coyote Ugly in Denver, 500 16th St., Denver CO 80202
posted by
mausercat

I suppose purists of the Stepchild of the Arts would shun this establishment, since the girls wear infinitely more garments than the denizens of the Evil Empire. However, for enthusiasm and audience participation, this…

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