Stripper Joke of the Day

On a flight to LA, a stripper is seated next to a female Baptist missionary. When the stewardess comes around with drinks, the stripper orders a glass of white wine. After giving the stripper her wine, the stewardess asks the missionary if she would like a drink. The Baptist missionary says, "I would rather be raped by every man on this plane than have an alcoholic drink." The stripper hands her glass of wine back to the stewardess and says, "I didn't know we had a choice!"