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Another Stripper Joke

Feb 18, 2014, 8:00 PM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Two strippers are walking down the street and pass a shop with a sign in the window: "blouses $2, skirts $4, dresses $5." One stripper says to her friend, "Wow! Look at the prices! We should buy a whole bunch." So they go inside.
The first stripper says, "I want 10 blouses, 10 skirts and 10 dresses." The seconds strippers says, "I want 20 blouses, 20 skirts and 20 dresses." The owner of the shop says, "You're strippers, aren't you?" The strippers say, "Yes. How did you know? The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."

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crazyjoe

Lol

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GoVikings

Lolol, keep em coming jack!

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Clubber

Not a stripper joke, but rather one I heard this evening that was new to even me...

What do you call and Irish man that stay out behind your house all night?

Patty'O Furniture.

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Clubber

Saw this on a bathroom wall recently. The funniest part was having to explain it to others...

3 things I hate!

  1. Graffiti
  2. Lists
  3. Irony
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crazyjoe

^^^how ironic

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rockstar666

@Clubber: Hey, that was from my FB page! Where did you find it?

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skibum609

Two strippers are driving to Disney world on the interstate when they see a sign: "Disney World left". Disappointed they turn around and drive back home.

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Clubber

rock,

Which one?

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VeryBigDawg

This is too funny! Great job.

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rockstar666

The ironic one with the 3 things written on the bathroom wall.

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SlickSpic

Keep em coming.

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Clubber

rock,

I saw it at my local watering hole. South of Miami.

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