Two strippers are walking down the street and pass a shop with a sign in the window: "blouses $2, skirts $4, dresses $5."
One stripper says to her friend, "Wow! Look at the prices! We should buy a whole bunch."
So they go inside.
The first stripper says, "I want 10 blouses, 10 skirts and 10 dresses."
The seconds strippers says, "I want 20 blouses, 20 skirts and 20 dresses."
The owner of the shop says, "You're strippers, aren't you?"
The strippers say, "Yes. How did you know?
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."
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Lol
Lolol, keep em coming jack!
Not a stripper joke, but rather one I heard this evening that was new to even me...
What do you call and Irish man that stay out behind your house all night?
Patty'O Furniture.
Saw this on a bathroom wall recently. The funniest part was having to explain it to others...
3 things I hate!
^^^how ironic
@Clubber: Hey, that was from my FB page! Where did you find it?
Two strippers are driving to Disney world on the interstate when they see a sign: "Disney World left". Disappointed they turn around and drive back home.
rock,
Which one?
This is too funny! Great job.
The ironic one with the 3 things written on the bathroom wall.
Keep em coming.
rock,
I saw it at my local watering hole. South of Miami.
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