Articles - 2015

The floating lap dance party is a lap dance party that is held at a restaurant, bar, lounge, nightclub, or other location, usually one night a week, but has no single base of operation like a traditional gentlemen's club. Often, the floating lap dance party will be at different locations on different nights, and will often switch from one temporary…

Lately, I have been thinking a lot about what impact regular customers or “regulars” have on the economics of strip clubs, how strip clubs should run, and how good the experience will be when you visit a strip club. I decided to write down my theory about regulars to see what other TUSCLers thought about it. Hope you…

My favorite articles concern members reminiscences about their favorite clubs and/or dancers. That brings back pleasant memories of my ATF club and my one encounter with a dancer who worked there briefly... For a few years I lived on the north shore of Lake Ponchatrain, across the lake from New Orleans. Since it was just a short detour, I…

At one local club, I've discovered that at a particular spot at the bar, if the inner door to the girls' dressing room is open, you can see the girls getting ready in front of the mirror. It's a narrow view, at an angle, not straight on, but it's generally enough to see one girl's entire body. The girls…

"You don't think that you're going to get away with giving me just one little dance after that little demonstration, do you?" She looked a little startled, perhaps because I seldom get more than one dance from her at a time, and perhaps because my tone sounded a little more...pointed than usual. I was paying attention to the music. I knew…

Part 2, as promised. 3 Impact of Customer Type with Respect to ‘The Club’ I am a customer, not a club owner or manager. So everything I say here is seen thought the eyes of a customer. Also, I’m going to try to distinguish between ‘decent’ club owners who want to run a real business and ‘bad’ club owners who act more like…

So hello my name is China, I've been an exotic dancer for over a year now & I MUST say there are some things you should know when considering being a dancer. Number one, BE CONFIDENT! I can't stress this enough, how you feel about yourself reflects on how you perform as an entertainer. Always look your best so you…

Friends, I have been away for a long time, more than a year, in fact. I met her in a club and though she gave me a non-stage name that afternoon, I didn't know her real name until after we had gotten, ahem, acquainted. I learned quite a bit about Vietnamese culture in the last year. How they treat mom…

Talk about your dry spells. I mean the 1930's mother of dry spells. At one point I couldn't even get the fat chick from El Salvador down stairs to come up and fuck me even when I hinted I might be able to help her get her papers. Low point, nah, that would be the fat single mother of…

For those of us who go to predominately Black clubs, ( especially in Atlanta, Miami, and other parts of the South ) we may frequent a place that has $5 table dances. In some of these clubs, the mileage you can get from a $5 dance is close to, or even equivalent to what you can get in VIP at…

If you follow the discussion board on this site there's been mention of "the system": an almost fail proof way to lure a stripper back to your hotel room. There have been variants of this system getting as wild as bringing a bucket of fried chicken into the club so dancers can have a "snack." I was replying to a…

I always read the strip club etiquette articles written by strippers. To be honest they sound more like a list of pet peeves to me. I think there are things about the guys that come to your club that you should know. 1) Guys spend money just to come in. We are not responsible for your salary. On the money issue, I…

So another year has passed, and once again I've dropped the ball with regard to a rundown of Louisville strip clubs for the Kentucky Derby. A here's the summary. Downtown. PT's - best looking girls, most expensive, least value. Seriously, best looking girls. Night shift, that is. Limited contact, but alleged to be higher in the $175 half hour and…

We've all been there your at the club and there is a ten on stage (OK 8 my standards are pretty low). In your mind the game has begun. As you walk up to the stage you prepare to scream your opening line. There you are about to fuck up your entire night. Think about it by dropping a stack…

The sad fact about clubs and the demise of the QUALITY Dancers. There were a group of people back in the 1990's, that all had a meeting and "decided" to slowly but surely diminish the girls pay. Once this occurred, there was a huge influx of foreign dancers, that these American beauties were supplanted with. Like weeds amongst…

Sexual Addiction as a Barrier to a Full “Actualization”???? My thoughts remain somewhat confused and tentative. I don’t write this to preach to anyone else as to what they might or should choose. I’m an Atheist turned Christian reverted to Atheist. I've no axe to grind, only thoughts to share. And given the audience I will be interested in the…

It started innocently enough - as stories of serendipitous sex often do - and I must confess to not having any idea that the day would turn out as it did -but perhaps I should fill you in a little before launching off on to my adventure with the Southern Belle. As hot and steamy is the South is, things are…

I recently took a trip down to Tijuana to see what all the fuss was about on this site. To my surprise most of what I read was true. Many good times are to be had here but if you are not careful plenty of bad things can happen too. What follows is an account of one such unpleasant adventure…

Now that my favorite club, Platinum Plus in Greenville, is closed and more than likely to be a thing of the past, I has given me time to reflect on the many pleasures and great times I have enjoyed there over the years. During this past year I interacted with two dancers who were at either end of the dancer…

During my time on TUSCL there have been several discussion topics about spending big money if a person won a lottery or otherwise came into a windfall of cash. All the usual dreams and fantasies have been mentioned in these threads. When I sold my first company in 2009 it was the equivalent of winning a huge lottery for me.…

It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced…

When I started stripping it was an absolute accident. I know what you're thinking , how does one strip by ACCIDENT ? Let me start ad first , when I went to apply, I was on desperate need for a job. One of my good friends was a go-go dancer. I was living in the country side though, far…

Over the past five years, it's becoming clear that women patrons in strip clubs is mainstream. Well, as far as mainstream at a strip club can be. Recently there was a celebrity wife swap episode where the wife said that strip clubs are the new clubs. That may more true than I had realized. There are few friends that know that…

I'm 23 now and I've been dancing for just a little over 3 years. The funny thing about that is, how and when I turned 20. I started at the very first club I ever danced at on a Monday. My 20th birthday was the following day, Tuesday. While working that Monday, I just so happened…

I noticed that the information for Mexico City is outdated. I'm living here now and decided to venture out and see what's out there. Years ago the scene was fantastic here in my opinion, there were strip clubs everywhere. The mileage was the better than anything I'd found in the US, and even though the doormen and bartenders would rip you…

I have reading the posts about client's experiences at "Big Daddy's Love Acts" with a lot of curiosity and frankly, disappointment. Quite obviously the place has been going downhill for a very long time now. From what I have read/observed, a lot of patrons have gone into the club thinking they were going to see no kidding, "live…

I lived in Dallas when I first started going to strip clubs. I never understood guys who would say they think strip clubs are dumb or a tease. I always felt like I got a more-than-adequate experience at Dallas strip clubs. Then I went elsewhere and discovered the stark difference. To date, I have been to strip clubs in: Dallas Austin Shreveport (awful) Denver Las Vegas While…

That moment in time when you know you're about to cheat and you know you shouldn't, but you do. This time period can be gone in seconds, of take quite a while. What do we think about in that moment? For me a lot of things went through my mind but for me it happened so fast, I can only…

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I found myself with similar zeal reading and studying, questioning the metaphors, debating interpretation, but more importantly living the way of The System and asking myself what would RBD do? Good thing there are literally…

I’m rarely an OTC type of person as I like to keep my activities inside of the club. Aside from a five month fling with a former ATF, I’ve only done P4P OTC with three other dancers. The reason why is because I like to build rapport and get to know that dancer first so we can be comfortable with…

As most of you are aware prostitution in NZ is legal. It went legal in 2003 and since this date there has been an inevitable increase in sex clubs and girls selling sexual services. On my recent trip I managed to spend a night in Auckland. I visited a couple of AMP's, brothels and strip clubs. Listed in local papers are…

Long story short - I got laid by a Perfect 10. Getting laid is not news to me or you - even by an 8, 9 or Perfect 10. The circumstances that got me and P10 between the sheets are a first for me. So I'm sharing to hear your thoughts. I usually go to strip clubs to have a…

For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms has decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time I didn't understand this was the issue. See at first I started not getting erections with these supper hot girls dancing all over me and the fun just wasn't there any more. Because lets face it having a massive…

I originally wrote this article for my website www.dirtydianasdiary.com but it's a question I get asked A LOT so I thought I'd share it here on tuscl. It sounds like a simple question of etiquette but it's actually much more complicated. Here are the fine points. Be clear about what you want. You want to be polite…

It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's life collides into a spiraling reality of who's who's that begins to unravel through the life within two worlds of family and fantasy. Beyond the Brass Pole: Written by Douglas Bateman Summary: It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's…

Recently went to Brazil on business. Then extended trip by a few days for fun. And we know TUSCL members are not pimple-laced nubes visiting strip clubs. We've got black-belts in strip-club-ology that equate goodness to mileage. So why not turn to Backpage for ultimate mileage? Short answer - the majority of backpage service providers are not attractive. Some…

I went to a strip club recently on a weekday evening. It was a decent little place that allowed the girls to offer a menu but some girls did and some didn't (the place shall remain nameless). The place was slow. I ordered my beer to sip on (cheaper than a water). The next thing I…

Let me explain the right way to have fun in Tijuana WITHOUT risk of getting robbed and beaten half to death. BTW - this shit rarely happens now of days BUT - It can still happen if not careful. I'm Mexican and I still watch my back when I got out there. First off, if you're from L.A (like me)…

If you are visiting Albuquerque for the Balloon Fiesta you can have fun in several strip clubs. While Albuquerque is not a destination strip club city, I think the clubs are above average for the US and well worth visiting. If you are going to the balloon fiesta, you will be getting up early in the morning as most of…

Has your taste in strippers changed over the years? When I first started going to clubs about 5 years ago I didn't know what I wanted from a stripper. I mean, of course I wanted them to get naked and dance on me, but I didn't know what it would be like at all. Would they be like the girls in…

I finally did it. Thanks to you mongers and the old poster "Dr. F," I was finally able to make my trip to Tijuana and experience its greatness! It started with the usual business trip to San Diego, but I extended my trip by one day and procured lodging in a hotel in San Ysidro. After checking in mid afternoon I…

Having spent quite a bit of time over the last 15 years in various strip clubs, massage parlors, and various other adult entertainment locations all around the country, having seen the adult entertainment business change dramatically when CL and Backpage started their sites, and then seeing the CL adult site close after the serial killer, and having seriously dated one…

I not speaking about an article I read, I'm speaking from experience. Just got out holding after two overnights because these police are OUTRAGEOUS these days. They WILL do anything for a quick bonus. I mean they really would. I got arrested in a john sweep and I'll tell you what happened. Asked a woman for the time, as I…

Hiring a stripper is just the same as hiring any other professional, like your doctor, your lawyer, your pastor, your mechanic, your personal trainer and so on. It doesn't matter what the service is; you pay them all the same -- with cold hard cash from the sweat of your own brow. The general rule is if you're nice…

While I'm sure most or many of you have heard or thought about many of these tips, I hope they will still benefit some new or old strip club mongers on their road to happy lapping. Tip 1: People are people and your best approach to any business or personal relationship is to be respectful and remember there is another person…

Here are the rules of the Strip Club hustle. Ladies take notes. 1. Never talk to same person who turned you down. If someone says no but would like a dance later try them again (at least 30 min-hour or however long he tells you to come back) but only once. If he says no again, he is most likely just…

Hey, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've been on regularly. As some of you know from my most recent post, I'd gotten a new job at a factory in my area. In addition to dancing and my other job, that added an additional 40-70 hours a week to my work schedule, so I…

The following occurred in early 2012 a week or 2 after I joined TUSCL in January 2012. I had meant to write an article about it back then but “my writings” tend to be very laborious and I kept putting it off – also; being new to TUSCL at the time and not being as SC knowledgeable at…

I've been around tuscl for 10years ( 5as a lurker then 5 as a active contributing member) and have read countless review's from state to state.I've also been on the board and have digested tons of articles. Below will be my commentary on the tuscl terms we use and the one's i have never seen used. My idea of this article is…

This is an article sorta describing my chocolate evolution – may not be of interest to most since most are not into my niche; but you all know how the chocolate fascinates me so I shall speak my PL mind. I picked the quirky title b/c TUSCLer “mikeya02” once posted a discussion thread along the lines of what movie would describe…

Ok so I thought I'd share this kinda interesting story with everyone. I was on Jerry Springer once for being a stripper and it's interesting how that came to be. At the time I was retired from stripping and was working a regular day time job. Well, everyone at my work knew that I used to strip and that I still…

I assume that the core audience on a strip club forum is 99.99% male (and possibly .01% female poseur) so i think that many of you will recognize a version of the plight I am experiencing. I am suffering from a kind of non-sexual version of the common male problem "post-coital tristesse" (PCT), the feeling of regret immediately following…