Articles - September, 2015

Long story short - I got laid by a Perfect 10. Getting laid is not news to me or you - even by an 8, 9 or Perfect 10. The circumstances that got me and P10 between the sheets are a first for me. So I'm sharing to hear your thoughts. I usually go to strip clubs to have a…

It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's life collides into a spiraling reality of who's who's that begins to unravel through the life within two worlds of family and fantasy. Beyond the Brass Pole: Written by Douglas Bateman Summary: It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's…

I originally wrote this article for my website www.dirtydianasdiary.com but it's a question I get asked A LOT so I thought I'd share it here on tuscl. It sounds like a simple question of etiquette but it's actually much more complicated. Here are the fine points. Be clear about what you want. You want to be polite…

For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms has decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time I didn't understand this was the issue. See at first I started not getting erections with these supper hot girls dancing all over me and the fun just wasn't there any more. Because lets face it having a massive…

Recently went to Brazil on business. Then extended trip by a few days for fun. And we know TUSCL members are not pimple-laced nubes visiting strip clubs. We've got black-belts in strip-club-ology that equate goodness to mileage. So why not turn to Backpage for ultimate mileage? Short answer - the majority of backpage service providers are not attractive. Some…

I went to a strip club recently on a weekday evening. It was a decent little place that allowed the girls to offer a menu but some girls did and some didn't (the place shall remain nameless). The place was slow. I ordered my beer to sip on (cheaper than a water). The next thing I…

Let me explain the right way to have fun in Tijuana WITHOUT risk of getting robbed and beaten half to death. BTW - this shit rarely happens now of days BUT - It can still happen if not careful. I'm Mexican and I still watch my back when I got out there. First off, if you're from L.A (like me)…

If you are visiting Albuquerque for the Balloon Fiesta you can have fun in several strip clubs. While Albuquerque is not a destination strip club city, I think the clubs are above average for the US and well worth visiting. If you are going to the balloon fiesta, you will be getting up early in the morning as most of…