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Porno and Politics

Almost nobody came to my condo for candy this Hallowe'en so I spent the evening reading The Economist on the web. Came across this fascinating article: http://www.economist.com/node/17358553?story_id=17358553 Simplifying the thesis, porno surfing increased if the surfer voted for the winning candidate in…

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Melon Girl

Yesterday, Saturday October 30, I had the pleasure of talking with Clubber at Tootsies down in South Florida. It's always a pleasure meeting the guys and gals of TUSCL. Amongst the many topics we touched on while watching some of…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Visited this club not long ago,...

Visited this club not long ago, but decided to review again. I took a bar seat and had a couple of beers. Beers were $5.00, which seems normal. The dancers were a bit better than…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Great place to stop by any...

Great place to stop by any evening da club a decent size da girls are mostly 8's there are some really hot ones at times and the girls there are very friendly, as soon as…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to the club for the...

Went to the club for the 1st time while on travel. It was ok. The dancer's had costumes on which was cool. Anyway, there were a about 3 dancers that stood out. One…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I bet this place is hit-or-miss...

I bet this place is hit-or-miss with regard to dancers & customers. This time I went I saw more girls than I expected and 3 or so former Honeys girls, one of which immediately…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

I was in Rockford on business...

I was in Rockford on business so I decided to stop in on a whim, and was surprised to find it was bikini only. I was disappointed but stayed for a while and began…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

$5 to get in, $4 bottled...

$5 to get in, $4 bottled water. Nice clean place. As mentioned $10 laps and $25 VIP. So I asked a dancer over for a $10 dance and she was very nice. Friendly,…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

This is undoubtedly still the most...

This is undoubtedly still the most consistent club on the block. The pros: Always have at least 2-3 good looking girls, often more, but never (at least during the weekened) have I seen less. Lap…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I'm afraid the ship Flamingo is...

I'm afraid the ship Flamingo is going down. Pros: Very soft hustle; if you aren't interested, a no thanks is all it takes (a $1 tip helps). Pretty inexpensive; drinks are $20 for the girls,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

OK, the last review praising Erica...

OK, the last review praising Erica and Meeko is probably a joke, as they are the butt of a lot of jokes at the club. Erica is probably 50 y.o. and spends most…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

BL is sort of a strange...

BL is sort of a strange place. Relatively upscale in the way it looks, yet a strange vibe. Whether you have a good time or bad depends almost entirely on the individual girls. Pros: There…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I visited Saturday night because I...

I visited Saturday night because I remember they decorated the club well for Halloween last year and I saw lots of costumes. Last I heard it is still byob before midnight unlike what one reviewer posted.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Jiggles is a large juice bar...

Jiggles is a large juice bar and is known for reasonably hot dancers and good lap dances. I usually go in the early shift (2 -9pm?) and have known a number of the dancers…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Difficult to count the dancers. I...

Difficult to count the dancers. I was there for about 2 1/2 hours and never saw the same dancer on stage, and still saw a number walking around I didn't see on stage. Really, what…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I enjoy Archibald's for what it...

I enjoy Archibald's for what it is - a good spot to relax and have a few beers watching mostly good looking dancers, 6's to 10's. You have to live with the DC rules…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This is a small cclub with...

This is a small cclub with 2 small stages. One is in a corner to the right as you walk in, the other is in the center of the room. There is no…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Sunday night may not be the...

Sunday night may not be the fairest comparison, so take that into account. My biggest criticism of DJV-Kazoo is that the atmosphere is so blah! There is no excitement, no personality, no…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I have been to Norma Jeans...

I have been to Norma Jeans before and was actually searching for "Lady Love". Didn't realize she only danced during the day. At any rate...to my surprise the joint was STACKED! There were…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

This place is very underrated. ...

This place is very underrated. I scanned all the reviews for Columbus and this place wasn't even on my radar to visit. But low and behold, I ended up there and was glad…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in town again on Halloween...

Was in town again on Halloween weekend for a business trip, last time I was in Vegas I visited Sapphire but I really didn't like the way the girls hustled me at that place so…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

I hadn't been her for quite...

I hadn't been her for quite some time so I thought I'd go in and check it out again. Even though my past experiences here told me it was way over priced, it's still the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

This place use to be the...

This place use to be the SPOT. Now its just NOT... When you first drive up, you get to stop by the bong shop next door to pick up a few things if thats your…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place reminds me of a...

This place reminds me of a Vegas strip club. Have not been here since the mileage crack down. Arrived right at noon just before the construction crowd came in. Was greeted by…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Having escaped from work early, I...

Having escaped from work early, I dropped by Centerfolds on the way home. The advertisement was that the Friday before Halloween includes costume contests etc, silly things meant to attract the masses but for seasoned…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

This was my first time stopping...

This was my first time stopping by a Deja Vu and overall the club was pretty clean. It is all nude which is a definite plus but there are no alcoholic drinks served ther, which…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

This is the club I've started...

This is the club I've started going to instead of the Pony... the girls are all nice and try to give you a good time. Had a visit last week that was quality -- party…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

First thing I was amazed by...

First thing I was amazed by was how dark this place is, despite everyone mentioning the exact same thing in previous reviews. It's dark alright, but once your eyes adjust you'll see it's a pretty…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I have been here before, but...

I have been here before, but was in the area and wanted to see if it had gotten better here. It has not. The same old "nickel and dime" routine I found here…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at Oasis... and might be my last. I went on a sunday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting too much, and I was right. You walk in, and the place looks…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been to Follies a few...

I've been to Follies a few times over the past three months or so, and have never been disappointed. They did charge cover and parking, $10 total, at four in the afternoon.. but I've never…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped by with a few buddies...

Stopped by with a few buddies the other night around 1:00 am. I usually frequent the clubs in Chicago so this was my first time. By far the best club in the chicagoland! No alcohol…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by Spark's around 1:00 in...

Stopped by Spark's around 1:00 in the afternoon. There were about half a dozen girls and a few more customers. Was immediately greeted by Black Cheri. Cheri is an all time favorite…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

This club is nicely laid out...

This club is nicely laid out for extra play. Large dance floor in the middle with TVs playing sports. World Series was on which was a little bit of distraction from the talent. The patrons…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I've been going to hb's on...

I've been going to hb's on a regular bases, really just easiest for me during my schedule to stop in and relax. Much better then sitting in my office waiting to go back out in…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

As everyone else has mentioned, the...

As everyone else has mentioned, the place is an old club that looks more like a barn. There is porno playing on a couple of TVS and the place has a musty odor. As soon as…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

As usual, a pretty good time. The...

As usual, a pretty good time. The ladies here aren't spring chickens and they aren't 7s or 8s, but they know their business and if you leave dissatisfied, it's probably your fault. Just keep the expectations…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

CR has always been one of...

CR has always been one of the clubs to visit in Dallas for various reasons. At one point it was a posh high-end club, now it is just a fun place that extra fun…

Edge

Grand Island, Nebraska

Went there last Wednesday night while...

Went there last Wednesday night while I was in GI for business. First time there, and overall it was OK. The place does have more of a bar feel. Kind of run…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

I went to Amber's at about...

I went to Amber's at about 650pm to avoid the $10 cover fee. The lighting in the bar sucks. There is no smoking in the club but it still looks hazy. There is a bouncer…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited the club with a few...

Visited the club with a few friends on Sunday evening. I work as a dancer in SoCal but will be moving to AZ in a couple of months so I decided to check this club…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

On a recent trip Sunnyvale, stopped...

On a recent trip Sunnyvale, stopped in to Cheetahs for a visit. I had done my research so I knew about the "no alcohol" bit, but ordering a Snapple in a strip club is still…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Babe's is somewhat of a hole...

Babe's is somewhat of a hole in the wall, but a gem none the less. I went on a saturday afternoon not too long ago. No cover during the day is cool. Only a few…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went in on Halloween night against...

Went in on Halloween night against my better judgement, but it had been a couple of months since my last visit, and another opportunity may not have presented itself for weeks. Hence, I was…

Rhino at the Windmill

London, England

First time here, swinging by since...

First time here, swinging by since I had nothing else to do on this trip. It is located not far from where everything is happening in soho and steps away from leicester square where…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetahs in San Diego was a...

Cheetahs in San Diego was a great place to chill with a nice bar and grill right next door. Cover was eight-teen bucks but you get a vip card which gets you in for eight…

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

I really enjoy Northpoint. It...

I really enjoy Northpoint. It does not look like much from the outside. They never have a cover. Most of the patrons sit at the bar which takes up over half the…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Stopped in after dinner a few...

Stopped in after dinner a few weeks back for a cold beer and some hot dances. I was surprised at how empty the club was for a Thursday, but there were two beautiful girls that…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Visited a couple of times since...

Visited a couple of times since the raid. I talked to a couple of dancers and one manager who think the whole thing will blow over. Apparently the club's lawyer says the club should be…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

I'd been wanting to see this...

I'd been wanting to see this place for a while so I was glad to finally do so this past weekend--halloween weekend no less. If you're not aware, parking is valet ($5) and there is…

Beate Uhse Atlantic City

Munich, Germany

Not much change to the formula...

Not much change to the formula here, judging by the earlier reviews. Its now €13 and you still get the two free drink chips. Arrived early on a Saturday evening and stayed until about 10pm…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Went to Gallaghers for a change...

Went to Gallaghers for a change of pace after a number of visits to Manhattan clubs (Flashdancers, Private Eyes, NY Dolls). I'd visited once awhile ago, and it was good enough to warrant a…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Three stages, though only two seemed...

Three stages, though only two seemed like they were being used. Decent number of dancers on rotating quickly on the stages. During the time we were there, several girls swapped out, some coming…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

good nite at the HH. rolled...

good nite at the HH. rolled in and not too busy, which means you can get some gals chillin at your table. which I like. some of the girls are definitely in the 4-6 range,…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Bliss on a Saturday...

Stopped by Bliss on a Saturday night for a big advertised Halloween party. It was a complete waste of time. I got there about 6:30 pm and proceeded to watch the entire 2nd half of…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Had an interesting experience at All...

Had an interesting experience at All Stars last night. Not a normal hangout for me, and not at all my cup of tea, but I got dragged there. Unfortunately, I can't remember her…

Dolphin Tavern

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a classic south philly...

This is a classic south philly corner bar that just happens to have local girls dancing on the weekends. The front of the establishment is a big bar down the center of the room with…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Dropped by on a Sunday night...

Dropped by on a Sunday night around 10:30pm on my way home from the Monterey Park area. I knew that I had to get up early for work the next day but how could I…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Nice club, great value, but high-pressure...

Nice club, great value, but high-pressure girls. This is a small club with three stages, and generally attractive girls. Drinks are very inexpensive. Stage dances range from phenomenal to abysmal, but as…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

My first visit to this club...

My first visit to this club a couple of weeks ago. The model of the club seems to be going for is Vegas lite to me. Lots of guys in jackets. Large…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Got here around 3pm on Monday....

Got here around 3pm on Monday. 3 Dancers total and 1-3 patrons. Situated right across the freeway from Union Station, this place has only been open for 6 months. Everything looks new and remodeled. They have…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice place, looks beat on the...

Nice place, looks beat on the outside but once you get in you will be surprised. I have been to clubs in PA and a few other states and this one definitely had the nicest…

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Showers for the girls in clubs

Only one club that I know of (based on comments from the girls) that has a shower specifically for the dancers. A couple more have "shower shows" where you pay a hefty sum and watch the girls take a…

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relocatee..this aint NYC

Ok..decided to join this in hopes of gaining better insight into the happenings in Columbus OH...so far the reviews on the local spots are decent..just looking for a spot to chill and feel comfortable out here...i literally get the "all…

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Club2K in Newark, Oh

Here's a little good news, Club2K in Newark,OH is back open. I was in the area Saturday night and was suprized and happy to see the club open again. I'm not sure if it's still the same owners or not.…

What Do the Boyfriends Know?

All the dancers I've met have a boyfriend or husband somewhere. Girls have introduced me to their boyfriends at clubs or have talked to me about them. The boyfriends know that the girls are strippers, of course, but I've always wondered if they know what the girls do in the VIP rooms. <p> I was given some insight last week. Angelique, a 22-year-old dancer with large natural boobs, sat down at my table and talked about her boyfriend who she had moved in with. She explained it was a serious relationship. We went to the VIP room, and after a couple lap dances she asked if I wanted a blow job. I…

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For a limited time only,...

My current profile pic has a little something for *everyone* to hate on.

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Man shot at Stockholm strip club

Two masked men shot a man at a strip club in central Stockholm on Friday evening in what police believe could be a battle for market share among the city's sex clubs. Police believe that the victim may have information over…

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Jackson strip club crackdown

JACKSON, MS (WLBT) - Jackson Police have been inspecting strip clubs this week, and have made several arrests. The clubs targeted were Babes, Danny's and Tiffany's. At Babes, police made 12 arrests in two visits. The manager and a dancer were…

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Off Topic - Vacation in the DR

I know that overseas vacations are not exactly strip club visits, but this got my attention. I was surfing the net the other day and saw an add offering an "erotic vacation," with companion, in the Dominican Republic. I…

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Now Israel Has a 'Tea Party'

The "Teh" Party Likud Party activists in Israel have set up a protest movement against the peace process modeled after the tea party movement in the United States. "The Israeli group will hold a rally Sunday at the Zionist Organization of…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

You will be hard pressed to...

You will be hard pressed to find a girl here that is not overweight. They have a couple that are dancing 15 years past their prime too. The cheapest dancer drink you can…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

I know a dancer that normally...

I know a dancer that normally works at Spenders that wanted me to meet her at Joys. I was working a little late that night so I decide to drop by on my way home.…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

This is one of my "just...

This is one of my "just in case" spots that I used to go to. It has a very mixed crowd. A very mixed line up of dancers who are mostly Caucasian. The music is…

Mardi Gras North Cabaret

Gilford, New Hampshire

I had the fortune of finding...

I had the fortune of finding this place where an old resort once stood at a prime location of crossroads between Lake Winnipesauke and Weir's Beach. Not knowing what to expect one evening, I…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I was passing by and decided...

I was passing by and decided to pop in for a quick visit. The A Team appeared to be dancing -- as in A cups. First dancer was quite nice to talk to, and since…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I wanted to get laid so...

I wanted to get laid so I drove down from Boston to a club that I had read was a sure bet. It was. The challenge it seemed would be to find an…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

I went to spot last night....

I went to spot last night. I haven't been here in a while but it was cool. I was there twice in the same day once from 4:30-6PM and then again from 11-midnight.…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Baby Dolls Fort Worth is one...

Baby Dolls Fort Worth is one of three clubs I visited during a recent visit to Fort Worth and it was by far the best! I visited in the evening on a Wednesday night.…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in last week and...

I stopped in last week and found out that their Halloween Party was this Wednesday... I love strip club Halloween Parties, so I had to stop in... The dancers here are generally pretty easy…

The Factory

Riverdale, Illinois

The Factory is no longer fully...

The Factory is no longer fully nude or 18 and over. The dancers are topless and you can bring your own alcohol. Since alcohol is consumed on premise, everyone who enters must be over 21.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I have been hitting this club...

I have been hitting this club up pretty regularly dating back to the Ponytail days... and it has always been reliable. The dancers have always been pretty hot, the dances pretty hot and the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Not a good experience. Came here...

Not a good experience. Came here on a weekday afternoon and the place was dead. 3-4 dancers working, all latina nad not very pleasing to my eye. I'm used to Ecstasy and Flamingo in the…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This club had been closed due...

This club had been closed due to legal problems, but has now been open again for several months. Not much has changed from before their closing period. There is no pressure to buy a drink,…

Full Moon Bar and Grill

Damascus, Oregon

I keep coming back and trying...

I keep coming back and trying this local dive bar. I've only been here once after 9 PM, but I know there are more than the same two girls that always seem to be dancing.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

My go-to place for the best...

My go-to place for the best lap dances in the metro area. There are alway attractive young dancers on shift, usually at least six or more girls with only the occasional bowser. $10 entry fee…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

The original Dolphin is going through...

The original Dolphin is going through another remodel (it always seems to be remodeling). There were about five girls on duty, including three that I recognized as formerly being from another nearby club. Varying levels…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I've been to Flashdancers 5-6 times...

I've been to Flashdancers 5-6 times and it's a great time without fail. Most of the dancers are from eastern europe but there was this one girl, a local named Layla that might be…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Fist time visitor to Mardi Gras....

Fist time visitor to Mardi Gras. Usually I hit Follies or Oasis before that. Was on my way elsewhere when I past by the club. Layout of club is kind of funky…

Flirt

Osage Beach, Missouri

Oct 27, 2010 -- Definitely the...

Oct 27, 2010 -- Definitely the off season. Supposed to open at 6 p.m. but doesn't open until 7 p.m. and dancers don't show until ~7:30 p.m. As of August 2010, MO dancers…

Club GQ

Lake Ozark, Missouri

Oct 27, 2010. Went here...

Oct 27, 2010. Went here while I was waiting for Flirts to open ~6:30 p.m. Wednesday. Very definitely the off season. Big place with at least two stages and pool tables and seating…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

I stopped by to my...

I stopped by to my annual visit to the otherside of town .I am amazed that after 12 years things just dont really change here.That is a good thing in my opinon for sure.I…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

i did the showcase, visions rotation...

i did the showcase, visions rotation and on this night out, added the pony to the visit. showcase hasn't changed much in terms of decor and aura. there has been a change in dancers, as…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This is one of the big...

This is one of the big fancy looking strip clubs you would find in the burg area. You enter through the main doors and facing you is a cashier that would take a 10 dollar…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

after leaving showcase, i headed to...

after leaving showcase, i headed to visions, a 15 second walk across the parking lot. i still don't know how they can sucessfully run 2 clubs side-by-side, sharing the same parking lot. i heard the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Tuesday afternoon was a so-so event...

Tuesday afternoon was a so-so event a couple of weeks ago. No dancer caughht my eye so I spent time having a couple of beers and watching the girls perform on stage. I was getting…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

this was my first trip to...

this was my first trip to the pony. went to showcase and visions and they along with fantasia are huntsville mainstays. decided to give the pony a try. i like both showcase and fantasia because…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

What I like about this club...

What I like about this club are 1) the inexpensive cover ($3), 2) the inexpensive drinks ($5.50 domestic beer), 3) the friendly bartenders (and hot too), 4) the multiple stages, 5) The plethora of women…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I went by on Friday to...

I went by on Friday to see the girls in their costumes. It is usually one of my favorite days of the year to go to a strip club. I was shocked by how crowded…

Golddiggers

Detroit, Michigan

This is actually a review of...

This is actually a review of the Starvin Marvin's on Livernois but I'm sure they are all pretty much similar. As far as, the physical club it self. It looks great. There are mirrors all…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

First off I just rolled into...

First off I just rolled into town it late afternoon and I used this site to find the club. Wasn’t too far away but I figured I would just do a drive by and check…

Hardwired

Dover, Delaware

Place now opens at Noon. ...

Place now opens at Noon. Stopped in at 5PM and no one else in there. 3 tattooed, pierced overweight dances standing at the bar. Only good-looking one, of course, was the bartender,…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

This is a no-alcohol club because...

This is a no-alcohol club because dancers get nude in the private dance rooms. Cover is $10 which includes 2 soft drinks. Girls do topless table/barstool dances for $5 at the bar and…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

This is probably the best club...

This is probably the best club in the Madison area as far as mileage goes. Don't get me wrong, the club stays within legal parameters. But, the girls tend to give a little more TLC…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

i have been to this club...

i have been to this club many times but it has been 6 more or so since my last vist. The good news is there is no entrance at the lunch hour and there…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Wow, this place got a makeover....

Wow, this place got a makeover. It used to be a real dive inside. But since I went there recently, the whole interior is redone. It looks really nice now. There are 2 dancing stages. The…

Liquid Blue Gentlemen's Club and Sports Bar

Newport News, Virginia

This visit was a total waste...

This visit was a total waste of time. My expectations were very low going into the club and it lived up or down to my expectations. There were 6-8 girls total in…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Arrived earl in the evening 2...

Arrived earl in the evening 2 nude bartenders and 2 dancers. Nothing to go crazy for. All the girls were very nice and very and open . I ended up getting a 40 min vip…

Black Jack Men's Club

Leona Vicario, Quintana Roo

visited the club on a Tuesday...

visited the club on a Tuesday night. Got the stuff scared out of me trying to get to the front door to get in. A group of guys surronded me and they were…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

I went the night before Halloween...

I went the night before Halloween with a few of my friends. The place was packed as to be expected. We are all middle class white males around 30years old, and this was…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to Baltimore on a...

I went to Baltimore on a business trip in mid October. On a Friday, I visited the Scores in the afternoon and then later at night. In the afternoon, there was not a bouncer at…

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The Nanny voice.

Met a new dancer last night. Skinny little slip of a thing with thighs as thick as my arm, a butt that was firm and solid, a little landing strip above a slightly puffy little pussy, and nice C…

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Old Porn

<p>Cruising around on the net, I found a guy who sold some old computer CD's with late 70's, early 80's porn on them. It's literally a treasure trove. </p> <p>Porn women back then- no silicone in sight-beautiful women with large natural…

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TV Jamming ?

I was wondering if someone here knew about this kind of thing. I utilize over the air TV (If I had cable/dish, I'd never get anything done). Anyway, every night for the past week, precisely ay 6:45, someone starts jamming…

Stripperfumes

<p>I cannot count the number of times I have walked out of a club smelling like cheap perfume. This happened again to me just a couple of nights ago - a girl I knew from a previous visit snuck up behind me and gave my back a big hug, in the process rubbing her perfume all over the back of my shirt.<p> <p>I am married and my wife handles the laundry, so either I must take it straight to the dry cleaner or, if I am going straight home, must dispose of the offending shirt. I am getting tired of throwing good dress shirts away. And, since my suit jackets are too expensive to throw away, they must be hidden until…

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Is she a he?

So I was in a "normal" gentleman's club (by any other standards) and I was approached by a rather large, Amazon-like blonde with obvious bolt-ons. My first internal inclination was that she was a he. Later that evening…

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City Of Hawthorne Officials Allegedly Impersonated Police At Inglewood Strip Clu

​The city of Hawthorne's city manager and finance manager were regulars at an Inglewood strip club, the Wild Goose, where they allegedly made it known to staffers and patrons that they were Hawthorne cops, according to Fox 11 News. City manager…

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Retired Cop Busted In Underage Sex Sting!

every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints. ................... Retired cop arrested for trying to have sex with 12-year-old Filed by Rona Proudfoot October 29th, 2010 CLEVELAND — A retired Cleveland police officer has been charged with attempted rape for traveling…

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how long on a dry well ?

Just in your observational experience, since I know everyone here is a big spender. ;-) Dancer strikes up conversation with a customer. Customer has no intention of spending money, but hey, there's a pretty girl talking to him, so he plays…

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Mardi Gras, Gilforn

I recently discovered a wonderful place in Gilford NH, that I would never have believed could exist in this location. Near the home of Peyton Place, On a Crossroad north of Gilford and south of Weirs Beach, are the…

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Portland Strip Club Recommendations?

Anyone have any recommendations for ethnically diverse strip clubs in Portland, Oregon? The ones I regularly go to are not diverse at all, but my friend who's visiting from out of town really likes variety. In the past, we've gone to…

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Rainbows

I was watching the tube when an ad for skittles came on and I busted out laughing. The reason why; was that the night before I had gotten a ld from an asian, a black, a white, and a…

The Las Vegas Scene

I've enjoyed weekend trips to Las Vegas at least twice a year for the better part of the last decade and have visited Sin City's strip clubs a fair bit during that time. I can recall a time (circa 2001-2005) when Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse Too were at the top of the Vegas chain with Cheetah's close behind. I remember visiting Spearmint Rhino back then and it paled in comparison. Now of course, the Rhino is the penultimate Vegas strip club, followed closely if not equaled by the relatively new Sapphire. However in the last two years, I've found (as some reviewers have observed on the Rhino review page) that the sheer crowds and pressure to go to the…

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Indianapolis recommendations?

I'll be in Indianapolis in a couple of weeks. I've scanned the TUSCL reports on the Indy clubs but I don't see many reports of high mileage or extras in any of the Indy clubs. Any recommendations for…

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Welcome to the Rileys

Bored husband meets stripper during convention in New Orleans. Does the rescue thing. James Galdifino (sp?) of "The Sopranos" plays the husband. http://www.welcometotherileys-movie.com/

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HotMovies Raided by FBI and Police

Oct 27th, 2010 PHILADELPHIA—Over 100 officers, including FBI agents as well as Pennsylvania and Philadelphia police, raided National A-1 Advertising (home of HotMovies.com) at 9am this morning, AVN has learned. Armed with search warrants, the officers detained about 120 employees…

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Commission to decide whether massage parlor keeps license

The Paradise Town Advisory Board voted Tuesday to recommend revoking the business license of a massage parlor facing allegations of allowing prostitution on its premises. Kingdom Massage, 3859 Spring Mountain Road, applied in July to have its business license renewed as…

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Club Calendar

A favorite told me the club is going to be putting out a 2011 Calendar. She had just signed the release to do the photo shoot. This girl is really gorgeous, so I wouldn't mind having a calendar…

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Road prostitutes in Spain don traffic jackets

MADRID -- A Spanish mayor says roadside prostitutes working outside his northeastern town have begun wearing reflective vests to avoid police fines. Jose Maria Bea said some 10 prostitutes at a highway roundabout near Els Alamus began donning the phosphorescent green…

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Ex bartender claims sex harassment at strip club

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB Fox 41) -- A former bartender at a Louisville strip club has filed suit against her former employer, claiming that she sexually harassed -- and fired because she refused to take part in promiscuous behavior. Click HERE to…

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Waitresses are the key to a good night

Over the past year I've turned into somewhat of a strip club semi-regular. I go maybe once every two weeks. I like variety, and the Detroit area has plenty of that, so I rarely go the same club twice…

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The shit that isn't in the reviews or why I love Emails

Anyway shadowcat, I think sometime ago I had told you that I was dating a Blue Diamond stripper's (Naughty) mother, named Mary. It all began early on when I first started going to the Blue Diamond, sometime in late…

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From another thread...what TUSCL lingo do you use with strippers?

Someone mentioned in another thread that they had to educate the girls about things like "takeout". What acronyms or phrases do you use to convey your intentions?

Waitresses are the key to a good night!

Over the past year I've turned into somewhat of a strip club semi-regular. I go maybe once every two weeks. I like variety, and the Detroit area has plenty of that, so I rarely go the same club twice in a month or two. I read the reviews here often, post my own, and use the site for what it is intended...gathering information to make a value based decision. Now that being said, I have found that BY FAR, the most important tool for getting info on any given night is the waitress. This site's reviews are great for the clubs, the layouts of the VIP rooms, and overall feel, but unless you read about specific dancers AND they happen to…

Buying goodwill

If we accept the premise that politics and politicians are controlled by money, then strip club owners need to use their considerable wealth and get political. Fighting the same battles in court, over and over again, makes lawyers rich but doesn't solve anything. I argue for clubs to become good corporate citizens as part of an effort to defuse opposition to their operations. I realize that independent businessmen may reject this approach as “wussy” or submissive, but let's look at what might work. Look at the exterior of the club and see if posters, billboards or signage might be offensive to neighbors in residential housing. Be objective about their reactions, not dismissive. While it is…

Flexing Your Love Muscles

“Become more and more aware of love. Your heart is fast asleep — it has to be awakened. And once it is awake, you will be tremendously happy. Happiness is a function of love; nothing else makes anybody happy except love. “Almost everybody's heart is fast asleep. We have never been taught the ways of love. We have been taught the ways of hate, because we have been conditioned to struggle, fight. You have been taught that the whole world is your enemy and everybody is after your throat. Sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly, but this is the whole conditioning — that you are in a very antagonistic world, and you have to fight if you want to survive, and to fight…

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Taiwanese Animators Mock Jon Stewart - Funny!

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/hollywoodland/2010/10/26/taiwanese-animators-mock-jon-stewart-as-obama-loving-political-hack/

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Flashing

Have notices the rebirth of an old tradition of dancers "flashing" while on stage. This doesn't apply to nude clubs, although some dancers merely flash their junk in nude clubs as well. What I'm observing of late is…

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The other side

Last week, I was in a club in the afternoon for the first time. I met a new girl, got her a dance and a drink, and eventually the conversation turned to how far she was willing to go,…

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Ex-stripper who brought down appellate judge is sentenced for bank fraud

TAMPA — A former New York City stripper was sentenced Monday to one year of supervised release for bank fraud, ending a lurid tale of deceit that brought down a Florida appellate court judge. Christy Yamanaka, 50, pleaded guilty to one…

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Bachelor Party Review

Bachelor parties seem to really get screwed at strip clubs. They are chum for the sharks ... Penthouse Executive Club 603 W 45th St New York City, New York 212-245-0002 qman54 October 25, 2010 Visited on: Thursday Evening Dancers on Shift: 11-25 Rating Physical Club: 1 Dancer Quality: 6 $…

Whats the Big Deal

I am baffled with the amount of restictions being placed on strip clubs today. SCs are great for the economy, the dancers and the patrons. However law enforcement wants to take that away for whatever reasons. I have recently found out that undercover vice are allowed to drink alcohol get "serviced", expose themselves, fondle dancers and lie about being vice all in attempt to make them appear to be a customer and not undercover. Excuse the hell outta me but that seems like entrapment. Get blowed as long as its under 200 and then go outside, put on a ski mask, re enter the club with other officers to arrest the girls. (Ive seen 2 customers taken in as well.)…

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Cops in the House

Saw a group of 5-6 guys walk into the club, one older guy who looked to be in charge, and the rest younger guys, all with neat, short haircuts. I pegged them as military at first, but a dancer…

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$ for extras

what would you be willing to pay for VIP extras, assuming girl was HOT!! recent visit , i was quoted prices by dancer while in VIP; 1--HJ--$50 2--BJ--$75 w/russian 3--BBBJ w/cim--$100 4--FS--$150 5--OTC--$200 for 2 hours with MSOG

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Soft touch?

I can be a soft touch in the club, especially if I'm enjoying myself and feeling mellow. I'm sure I've been taken advantage of plenty, but sometimes it works to my advantage. I was at my usual spot…

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Loud music

Why is the music so loud in SCs? The obvious answer is so that conversation becomes difficult.

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$10 Dance Night

Checked out my local club's new Monday $10 dance night. Only problem was $10 dances don't start until 8 pm, and I had to slow down to 40 mph on the interstate so I didn't get there too early.…

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Clubs with younger girls

Anyone from the Chicago area know what the best clubs are for girls in the 18-23 age range - college types? I'm looking to go there for a few weeks for work and don't want to waste time checking…

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Thoughts to Ponder

Election day is a week away. I easily imagine that most here are informed voter. With that said, for must of us, it's a good time to be strip clubbing. Clubs aren't being raided like they were five or ten…

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REPUBLICANS 'GOTTA SIT IN THE BACK'

We don't mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back." says Obama The most racially divisive President in memory

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I-know-her-she-knows-me-dilema

Ever faced with this problem. You're friends with someone who has a young relative who goes to work at one of your favorite clubs, ostensibly to be a waitress but ends up dancing. I don't know her that well, but…

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Jury convicts Spring Hill woman in strip club brawl

NEW PORT RICHEY Jury convicts woman in strip club brawl Nicole Moore, who was accused of striking two people with her car in a fight outside a strip club, was found guilty by a jury Friday of two charges but acquitted of…

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Prostitution raids shut down massage parlors in Bucks County

Ten women working at massage parlors throughout Bucks County were rounded up and taken into custody Friday night on prostitution-related charges. Bucks County District Attorney David Heckler said the women, all of South Korean or Asian descent, were operating out of…

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Dallas area clubs for couples

I'm looking for a couple friendly club in the dallas. My wife will not want to be i a main area with a bunch of other guys so a private booth or room would be ideal. Any ideas?

Eating in Strip Clubs

Chris Rock has a routine in which he puts down people who eat in strip clubs, saying how nasty that is. But I don't really see his point. There are, of course, some dirty clubs where I would not want to eat, but there are some dirty restaurants where I wouldn't eat either. In the clubs the strippers are not cooking the food and serving it. They have cooks and waitresses. I go to upscale clubs, some of which boast about their chefs and their food. I have a very good lunch at least once a week in a club, and it is…

Tipping

So as a dancer at a strip club I personally hate it when people will go in there and hang out all day long and not tip the girls at all. In the past few months it has gotten so bad in the whole strip club world nobody wants to tip the girls or buy dances but yet they want to take you home or take you out. Sorry to say but if your not going to spend even a dollar in the club do you really think the girl is going to go out with you?!?! I think they should enforce a rule at all clubs that you must tip the girls to stay in the club. Its not…