Bachelor Party Review

that sucks!

maybe i would have ended up in a fight or something worse (like jail) but personally i wouldn't have put up with that gouging.

This is the second bad bachelor party review within recent weeks. First Spearmint Rhino and now Penthouse. I guess the moral of the story is to avoid the chains for bachelor parties. They are too damn greedy with them.

I agree sam but the best thing to do is avoid getting married.

Has anyone been to a divorce party before at a strip club? I have been at the SC during a birthday party, bachelor party and even a bachelorette party but not yet a divorce party even though I have seen strip clubs advertise that they will host them.

I think SCs are the worst place to take a bachelor party. You're better off hiring a couple of girls to come to you for the party. Not that a couple of strippers for 15-20 guys is that great either but at least you buy your own booze and don't have to pay for all the nickle and dime crap at the club. I think SC's are better for those of us who go solo or are in very small groups. That way you get a chance to talk to the girl and get her comfortable...possibly leading to extras.

I would not want any strippers coming to me...too dangerous because you never know if they will try to steal from you or bring their boyfriends to rob you.

Ah, the good times of yesteryear.

When I was in the Marine Corps, one of they guys was getting married, and his best man hired three strippers to come to his house and play. There were about 15 of us, and we were all pretty polite to the girls. They were pretty hands on, both ways, though they made it clear that no penetration, even digital, would occur, nor would they touch any appendages that worked their way out of anybody's pants.

However, after a couple of hours, one of the "bouncers" got caught lifting some stuff out of one of the bedrooms. Violence ensued, and he left with a few bruises, not entirely of his own volition, or under his own power, i.e. chucked out the door, basically unconcious. His buddies immediately started pulling the girls out the door, but we stopped them rather effectively.

The girls were then given the option of leaving right then and there, and not getting paid, or staying, without the bouncers, and getting a bonus. The bouncers were all, "no way, mufuckers" of course, but all three girls decided to stay without too much hesitation after we made it clear that we had no intention of forcing them to do anything. We were Marines, after all, how much safer could they be? :)

After their toughs drove away, we also made it clear that bonuses would rise with the entertainment value, and much playing ensued in locked rooms behind closed doors, with previous restrictions thrown out the window. The various "bonuses" supplied by all of us for the extra enthusiasm amounted to a fair bit more than they would have gotten with their muscle there.

Yeah, there were some sloppy seconds, thirds and fourths, but there were also showers, and when we went to the local drugstore to buy them out of rubbers, we also got them some toothbrushes and mouthwash. Yes, as a matter of fact, one of the guys was a logistics guy, why do you ask? :)

Those three girls got a lot of business from us over the course of the two years I was there, some of it from more bachelor parties, but at least one of them, a petite, gorgeous redhead, was more than willing to go solo with me on multiple occasions after that, and I'm sure she wasn't exclusive.

Retirement parties at SCs? A whole group of old wrinklies like me celebrating with hot girls? An opportunity for smart SC marketing people.

With AARP discount no less!

I have tried for a seniors discount but was greeted with "I should charge you double for the shit you get away with. Oh well, I tried.

shadowcat:

That is hilarious. I tried the same "discount for seniors" gambit and got virtually the same response. The dancer's reply was: "I should charge you old guys double because you old farts take so much longer".